Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;37756439]Autobalance rant #576
Oh boy! I'm doing so good as a Loch 'n' Load Demoknight (I call it Loch 'n' Chase)! Now I'm just gonna Loch 'n' Load this sentry and- whoopsies! I died by the sentry. I guess I'll try aga-[/QUOTE]
I'm going to shamelessly use your picture. I also hate autobalance:
Teammate: Someone go Medic please
Me: Sure can!
Spawn is too far, change to medic and suicide to get back-
[img]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/autobalance_zps90b76aa7.png[/img]
[b]"tr0llz u m4d r1fl3"
Hale's Own Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle - Kills: 1,008,592[/b]
[i]"totes legit, u jus need more skil stop bein so jelly of my pr0 sn1p3z"[/i]
Sure. You keep saying that, I'll sit over here and mourn the violent death of your credibility for a few minutes.
Bonus points if he also has this on:
[b]"k0k bl0k3d l0l"
Hale's Own Razorback - Spies Shocked: 461,219[/b]
[t]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27164939.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Everything;37756786][b]Hale's Own Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle
Strange Sniper Rifle - Kills: 1,008,592[/b][/QUOTE]
Fix'd it for you
EDIT: Might want to also add more bonus points if he's wearing expensive cosmetics, too.
Even more if they're painted black
I saw a Soldier wearing a Bills, Buds, Kringle Collection using a Hale's Own Liberty Launcher.
The horror.
[QUOTE=Comrade Lurker;37756854]I saw a Soldier wearing a Bills, Buds, Kringle Collection using a Hale's Own Liberty Launcher.
The horror.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that all of them?
On the subject of stranges, very highly obvious strange grinders who are running at you with bats, bonesaws, kukiris and shovels, and no other weapons.
How do I know they aren't just using stock? Because they have a BMOC, deus specs and an unusual misc. What [i]else[/i] would they be using?
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37756870]Isn't that all of them?[/QUOTE]
Touche.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37756870]Isn't that all of them?[/QUOTE]
I haven't see a vanilla soldier in years.
Just liberty launcher and direct I can't hit shit unless I use this thing as meele weapon.
[QUOTE==DarkStar=;37757127]I haven't see a vanilla soldier in years.
Just liberty launcher and direct I can't hit shit unless I use this thing as meele weapon.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/iRunner_1348390210.png[/img]
Good enough?
[QUOTE=iRunner;37757200][img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/iRunner_1348390210.png[/img]
Good enough?[/QUOTE]
I use the Kringle thing and the Deus Specs (love the Sash). My weapon load-out is vanilla too though.
[img]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/autobalance_zps90b76aa7.png[/img]
It's worse when you're on a server and AB'd when you HAVEN'T died.
[QUOTE==DarkStar=;37757127]I haven't see a vanilla soldier in years.
Just liberty launcher and direct I can't hit shit unless I use this thing as meele weapon.[/QUOTE]
I don't really see a reason not to use the Equalizer, and Gunboats are just too much fun.
Stock launcher all the way though.
I wear the Chops and the MvM medal on my soldier. My main loadout is Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Escape Plan.
It's a dull, cookie cutter loadout but still one of my favorites.
[QUOTE=iRunner;37757200][img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/iRunner_1348390210.png[/img]
Good enough?[/QUOTE]
Does the Pan/Objector count?
[QUOTE=Cape;37757236]I don't really see a reason not to use the Equalizer, and Gunboats are just too much fun.
Stock launcher all the way though.[/QUOTE]
Gunboats? I can't bring myself to use them in ANY circumstance, shotgun is just far more useful IMO.
As for the Equalizer... I just don't like it. I don't know why, I simply prefer the shovel.
[QUOTE=iRunner;37757200][img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/iRunner_1348390210.png[/img]
Good enough?[/QUOTE]
Soldier stash?
You pass with honors.
[t]http://puu.sh/17rY2[/t]
is good enough for me
[QUOTE=Razi The Red;37757262]Gunboats? I can't bring myself to use them in ANY circumstance, shotgun is just far more useful IMO.
As for the Equalizer... I just don't like it. I don't know why, I simply prefer the shovel.[/QUOTE]
I never encounter decent Pyros who can airblast. And even when I do, I either back off, jump past or just jump up and down until they switch to the secondary. As for any other class, a few rockets sort em out.
Shovel has a lovely charm about it, I'd get a strange one if there was one, I wouldn't ever use it though.
[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]
If I was a pocket for a medic I might switch, but that's circumstantial.
Direct Hit all the way.
I can't midair at all, I have troubles hitting people sometimes, but it's just so satisying to kill enemies with it.
I prefer stock launcher - it's reliable.
I can't use the stock launcher worth anything after using the Original so long. I swear it really does make a difference in my midrange aim. Seeing the right side of my screen is nice too.
Combine that with the Righteous Bison and you've got a pretty well-rounded Soldier at close, mid and long ranges. At least for me.
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/4612337[/url]
This is kind of funny, but I'll put it here.
:Read Quick Fix message
No blackbox love? :(
[QUOTE=trollbuster;37757764]No blackbox love? :([/QUOTE]
Black Box is alright, but if you're being pocketed the missing 4th rocket is a serious problem. It's good for roaming on your own though.
>Destroyed enemy team defenses (mostly those level 3 sentries no one could destroy)
>End up with 3hp
>5th or 6th sniper kills me
[t]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/autobalance_zps90b76aa7.png[/t]
Also on topic of wasted name tags, how people can be that dumb? Naming your gun "u mad?" is really funny. Bonus points if they have most of expensive stuff that you can find in TF2.
About to backstab the medic
[IMG]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/autobalance_zps90b76aa7.png[/IMG]
About to overuse an image in a short time span
[IMG]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/autobalance_zps90b76aa7.png[/IMG]
[sp]sorry[/sp]
It's like one of those "then you might be a redneck" jokes.
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/4615467[/url]
Fuck you. I'm not filling out a form to sell my hat for 25% of what it's worth.
I seriously can't understand how "Quickbuy" trades aren't bannable.
[QUOTE=Jesp;37758255]I seriously can't understand how "Quickbuy" trades aren't bannable.[/QUOTE]
eets gud deel
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