Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Cape;37778841]What's wrong with it?[/QUOTE] BLU War Pig uses RED's.

Ol' Gezer. Update came out a year ago, but it's still not yet fixed.

People find TF2 memes funny

I never understand Painis Cupcake and Pootis.

[IMG]http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad122/slapdown3/2012-09-24_00006_zpsaddaebcb.jpg[/IMG] [i][b]Kill me[/b][/i] That's 8 pairs of glasses, that's as many as two fours, and that's terrible.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;37778754]I'm always torn when I get autobalanced, especially when the guy that was giving me a fit of Tourette's is now my teammate.[/QUOTE] This so very much, I occasionally wished I could get 5 seconds to team kill the bastard just once to get it out of system. Same for that one asshole that's on the top of the scoreboard and leading by three points but screaming out his superiority and how he's 'Carrying this team'

[QUOTE=slapdown3;37779253][IMG]http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/ad122/slapdown3/2012-09-24_00006_zpsaddaebcb.jpg[/IMG] [i][b]Kill me[/b][/i] That's 8 pairs of glasses, that's as many as two fours, and that's terrible.[/QUOTE] Team Fortress 2 on Playstation 2? [QUOTE=Spectre1406;37778896]BLU War Pig uses RED's.[/QUOTE] And it has serious clipping issues.

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;37779582]Team Fortress 2 on Playstation 2?[/QUOTE] Come on man, N64.

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;37779672]Come on man, N64.[/QUOTE] Nah, man. Those graphics are too good for N64. Definately PS2, maybe Wii at best.

Those jokes of "TF2 on the PS1! TF2 on the N64" got pretty old. Anyhoo, I hate Medics who will only heal their clan buddy or friend and not anybody else. I don't want to go scavange for a Health Kit and face many enemies by myself.

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;37779707]Those jokes of "TF2 on the PS1! TF2 on the N64" got pretty old. Anyhoo, I hate Medics who will only heal their clan buddy or friend and not anybody else. I don't want to go scavange for a Health Kit and face many enemies by myself.[/QUOTE] When this happens I tell them "Hey medic, remove your dick from that heavies ass (for only a few seconds, don't worry) and heal someone else." Then people laugh, and he heals others.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;37779744]When this happens I tell them "Hey medic, remove your dick from that heavies ass (for only a few seconds, don't worry) and heal someone else." Then people laugh, and he heals others.[/QUOTE] Codename "Dildo Medic".

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;37779707]Those jokes of "TF2 on the PS1! TF2 on the N64" got pretty old. Anyhoo, I hate Medics who will only heal their clan buddy or friend and not anybody else. I don't want to go scavange for a Health Kit and face many enemies by myself.[/QUOTE] I love these jokes.

Now for some material... [img]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/hale_zpsd834ea48.png[/img] I hate Camp-gineers in this gamemode, especially if they're the last one and when I'm out of rage. Also the last panel was DrSalvador's [sp]stolen[/sp] "move gear" face

So I'm playing Engineer on mvm_manndarin and my team was subpar, to say the least. There ended up being one Heavy, two pyros (one AFK), and another engineer. The other engineer would build his sentry next to mine for MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY so I had to convince him to build elsewhere using the Engineer's elaborate voice commands Then a tank comes and it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. NO ONE pays attention to it as I'm the only one actually shooting the damn thing. I stand my ground with my sentry near the bomb deployment area and watch as a pyro respawns, then walks RIGHT PAST THE FUCKING TANK THAT WAS NEARING THE BOMB AREA. Like, how do you miss that? How do you manage to miss a 15 feet tall metal tank cruising through the map? Props to them, seriously.

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;37779707]Anyhoo, I hate Medics who will only heal their clan buddy or friend and not anybody else. I don't want to go scavange for a Health Kit and face many enemies by myself.[/QUOTE] It's polite Medic courtesy to plug everyone. If I take team doctor for a round, I just jump in and heal everyone. No exceptions. Equal opportunity. So yeah, I feel the pain when we have three Medics and they just ignore me.

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;37779882]Now for some material... [img]http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/MargatroidLolice/Hookers%20and%20Blow/hale_zpsd834ea48.png[/img] I hate Camp-gineers in this gamemode, especially if they're the last one and when I'm out of rage. Also the last panel was DrSalvador's [sp]stolen[/sp] "move gear" face[/QUOTE] You left engineers instead of going after them first like heat seeking rockets. Your fault.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;37780012]You left engineers instead of going after them first like heat seeking rockets. Your fault.[/QUOTE] Too busy killing Scouts, Medics, Pyros, and other high priority targets, which is almost all the classes in the game.

Every fucking time I launch TF2 now it has to verify the game cache. It takes like 10 fucking minutes, then I have to re-launch. It's really putting me off the game right now

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;37780045]Too busy killing Scouts, Medics, Pyros, and other high priority targets, which is almost all the classes in the game.[/QUOTE] I'd say Medics and Engies are top piority in VSH

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;37780045]Too busy killing Scouts, Medics, Pyros, and other high priority targets, which is almost all the classes in the game.[/QUOTE] Allow me to educate you, boy. 1.Engineers 2.Medics 3.Demos 4.Pyros 5.Soldiers 6.Spies 7.Demoknights 8.Heavies 9.Snipers 10.Scouts I usually ignore scouts and snipers because absolute shit players are usually attracted to them and don't contribute much, a good scout or sniper should be taken care of a bit higher though. I mean, I don't follow this 100% but I do keep it in mind and win pretty much all the time.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;37780317]Allow me to educate you, boy. 1.Engineers 2.Medics 3.Demos 4.Pyros 5.Soldiers 6.Spies 7.Demoknights 8.Heavies 9.Snipers 10.Scouts I usually ignore scouts and snipers because absolute shit players are usually attracted to them and don't contribute much, a good scout or sniper should be taken care of a bit higher though. I mean, I don't follow this 100% but I do keep it in mind and win pretty much all the time.[/QUOTE] Snipers are mostly shit, yeah, but if he knows what he's doing, he can easily outpace other classes at dealing damage to Hale and seriously screw up his jumps.

The fuck is this even [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/pokemon_orientation_names_wtf.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Bazkip;37780403]The fuck is this even [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/pokemon_orientation_names_wtf.png[/img][/QUOTE] I can't stop laughing at Hermaphrodite Hitmonchan. Can you imagine the sheer amount of "What the fuck..." that player has generated?

Last round I had a sniper trying to play as spy... It got so frustrating to the point where he said "guys, ill change if you tell me why i cant stabkill with this sword thing" I wanted to desk flip so bad, he dragged the entire team down.

Reminds of that one time i saw someones minigun named sasha grey

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;37780317]Allow me to educate you, boy. 1.Engineers 2.Medics 3.Demos 4.Pyros 5.Soldiers 6.Spies 7.Demoknights 8.Heavies 9.Snipers 10.Scouts I usually ignore scouts and snipers because absolute shit players are usually attracted to them and don't contribute much, a good scout or sniper should be taken care of a bit higher though. I mean, I don't follow this 100% but I do keep it in mind and win pretty much all the time.[/QUOTE] Apathy to snipers is a dangerous attitude to have. I managed to score about 3000 points of damage because he completely ignored me. Then again, 95% of snipers are just crap shot corner snipers anyways. So I guess your point still stands.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;37780403]The fuck is this even [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/pokemon_orientation_names_wtf.png[/img][/QUOTE] I have never seen such glorious names

Recently TF2 has decided to 'Validate Steam Cache Files' every morning I start it up, getting quite annoying. Anyone know a fix for it?

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;37782118]Recently TF2 has decided to 'Validate Steam Cache Files' every morning I start it up, getting quite annoying. Anyone know a fix for it?[/QUOTE] I would recommend validating your Steam cache files.