Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

I hate medics that are so far up heavies asses. Seriously, is it so hard to understand "Hm, maybe I should heal that burning player with 9 health left?"

[QUOTE=LPG55;34996480]When I play as medic and I am at the frontline with my heavy, I hate impatient hurted people who want me to stop healing the heavy who is tanking the damage and holding the ennemie at a corner . I mean , I know they need health, but if I stop healing the heavy he will have to run away or die, and they will come for us. I usually wait a bit so that I can fully overheal them in 2 seconds (knowing the healing rate will be maximum if they don't get hurted in the meantime). Sometime the medic is a monohealing dick, but often it's the patients that refuse to understand priorities.[/QUOTE] If the heavy is already at full health or buffed, why the fuck would you keep healing him. If someones on fire, it takes like 2 seconds to extinguish them or put them to a little above 70% of their original health. As a medic person, I always keep my pocket buddy ( heavy or soldier or demo ) buffed and if they are buffed i will heal other people in the mean time.

[QUOTE=MILKE;34996836]I hate medics that are so far up heavies asses. Seriously, is it so hard to understand "Hm, maybe I should heal that burning player with 9 health left?"[/QUOTE] What's worse is when you're pocketing a heavy because there's nobody else around, and then another medic comes along and starts healing your heavy, so that your uber build rate is halved. God dammit heal ME other medic

When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I like the bosses that aren't head to wall stupid. everything else, like the pony bosses and the crappy class reskin bosses are just a waste of a good game mode. Mind you. it there was only one pony boss I wouldn't mind. the model's are so terrifying that it's almost fitting to kill it with fire.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides [b]Christian Brutal Sniper[/b], and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRRSiuqZzxQ[/media] I've had a match where the whole server would just listen to the music for a good 15 minutes before actually starting the game.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] [t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/187/0/4/wrequest114_by_fupoo-d3l5fm2.png[/t] inb4 shitstorm Seriously, this is kind of the stuff that goes to far.

I hate how when I'm on low health and on fire, my Medic puts away his Medigun and spychecks me with his saw. I'm not a Spy, I glow your team's color, and I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE!!! [video=youtube;_jUnfutEw84]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jUnfutEw84[/video]

[QUOTE=Scarabix;34996805]That's wgy I never unequip my crusader's crossbow and amputator. I just can't count on my pocket NOT taking the medic. I have seen very few heavies go as far as even try to throw me the sandwich.[/QUOTE] Same. Three of my four loadouts carry it with a different medi gun that I switch between depending on whether I'm attacking, defending or if my team is simply worthless enough to deserve the (almost) worthless quick-fix.

And another guy added me for a hat I wanted, and asked for something I never offered. Then he asks me to show him which items I am trading, i put some metal, a key and a bill's hat i had sitting there, guess fucking what, he wanted the bill's because i had no other valuables I'm getting tired of people speaking in broken english trying rip me off [quote]Grasshole: that's the stuff I'm trading fwave93: I wanna get bill's hat Grasshole: bill's hat is 10 keys last time i checked Grasshole: and 10 keys doesn't equal to 7 refined fwave93: yes but you dont have value items Grasshole: and what is the bill's then? [/quote] [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] holy uncanny valleys batman

enforcer + dead ringer + spycicle= bitch loadout. Anybody that uses this isn't good.

[QUOTE=ryfry99;35002706]enforcer + dead ringer + spycicle= bitch loadout. Anybody that uses this isn't good.[/QUOTE] get a load of this comp scrub

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35002802]get a load of this comp scrub[/QUOTE] 1v1 n00b. toolbox engis only

[QUOTE=ryfry99;35002840]1v1 n00b. toolbox engis only[/QUOTE] no fkn 360 meatshot u/rape u in snipr duel whats it gona be fag

[QUOTE=tepholman;35002851]no fkn 360 meatshot u/rape u in snipr duel whats it gona be fag[/QUOTE] LOL get a lode of dis guy. real sniprs only use smG

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] If I ever stumble upon a server like this I will replace it with a turd and replace all of its sounds with the [I]same bloody fart sound[/I]. [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MILKE;34996836]I hate medics that are so far up heavies asses. Seriously, is it so hard to understand "Hm, maybe I should heal that burning player with 9 health left?"[/QUOTE] This is one of the reasons I like to go Medic if there's only a pocket Medic on our team Pocket Medics can turn the tide pretty impressive, but it's just a bitch move not to heal the guy on fire if you're in friendly areas

Being on fire at very low health, watching as the little number that dictates how alive you are slowly ticks away. What's the annoying part? The fact that any effort you do to attempt to save yourself is futile as you frantically reach for that health kit as your health briefly shows you "1". And your corpse dies on top of the health pack.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere.[/QUOTE] And I thought the pony gmod models were bad and uncanny valley-ish :suicide: And on-topic: People who think they are immortal just because they have overheal + a medibeam up their ass. I'm sorry Scout but just because I gave you overheal doesn't mean you can tank that heavy / sentry. Bonus points if they call me a crap medic for not following them into certain death. [QUOTE=L_Dawg;35003735]Being on fire at very low health, watching as the little number that dictates how alive you are slowly ticks away. What's the annoying part? The fact that any effort you do to attempt to save yourself is futile as you frantically reach for that health kit as your health briefly shows you "1". And your corpse dies on top of the health pack.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4jvplQFnM]This is quite relevant[/url]

Everyone nowadays swarms around me when I'm a Medic. "MEEEDDIICCC!" "DOKTOR!!1!" "Doc, c'mon man!" Stop getting in my way you little shits, I'm trying to heal the one with the HP bar in the red. Take care of yourselves instead of screaming for me when you lose five HP. If we lose because I couldn't target the guy I was actually trying to heal in the first place, I swear...

[QUOTE=DrCactus;34997997]When I'm playing Saxton Hale and [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506891565237998758/ED1704C6643829A4C40B6174396198BD169B0009/"]this [/URL]comes out of nowhere. I hate any custom boss besides Christian Brutal Sniper, and the HHHJr.[/QUOTE] And THAT is why I play on a VSH server that only has CBS HHHJr and Vagineer besides Hale. Feels good man.

[QUOTE=Jesp;35003743] And on-topic: People who think they are immortal just because they have overheal + a medibeam up their ass. I'm sorry Scout but just because I gave you overheal doesn't mean you can tank that heavy / sentry. Bonus points if they call me a crap medic for not following them into certain death. [/QUOTE] I usually apologize to the medic because it's my fault. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/saddowns.gif[/img] well, when I'm a heavy and that happens anyway.

I was playing Kritz medic on badwater a little while ago and I get my charge. As the match starts and I pick a soldier to kritzuber who looked like he knew what he doing. I Kritz him and he just stands there, looking at the entrance gates. He just stopped... and hid behind a rock. I got so buttmad I yelled at him over the voicechat about it. His response. "Lol hahah"

[QUOTE=Jesp;35003743]And I thought the pony gmod models were bad and uncanny valley-ish :suicide: And on-topic: People who think they are immortal just because they have overheal + a medibeam up their ass. I'm sorry Scout but just because I gave you overheal doesn't mean you can tank that heavy / sentry. Bonus points if they call me a crap medic for not following them into certain death. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4jvplQFnM]This is quite relevant[/url][/QUOTE] That was very painful to watch.

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;35001155]I hate how when I'm on low health and on fire, my Medic puts away his Medigun and spychecks me with his saw. I'm not a Spy, I glow your team's color, and I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE!!![/QUOTE] I've gotten used to it and just taunt while waiting to die.

This idiots keep infuriating me I clearly state what I'm offering and what I want in the fucking outpost, with tiny little icons that everyone can see, and yet these fucktards rush to add me, offer me one of the items I was asking. For fuck sake, I told five times that I was paying that amount of metal for 2 items and not just one

Meat-shields. Who I mean by that are players that show up just in time to block a backstab or headshot, but don't die from either. A perfect example of this comes from an experience I had on badwater the other day. I was a spy, and had managed to get deep enough behind the enemy line that I had a clear path to backstab a 100% uber medic. So I go forward, equip my knife, press m1... And instead of the satisfying [B][I]AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!![/I][/B] you get after a successful assassination, I hear "Augh." from a demoman that somehow got himself between my knife and the medic's back. Needless to say, it went downhill after that.

Playing sniper. Aim for the heads. My aim is on the enemie's head. *click* -50 dmg. WHY DO I GET BODYSHOTS WHEN I CLEARLY SHOT THE HEAD?!

[QUOTE=Idzo;35006788]Playing sniper. Aim for the heads. My aim is on the enemie's head. *click* -50 dmg. WHY DO I GET BODYSHOTS WHEN I CLEARLY SHOT THE HEAD?![/QUOTE] The best part is when you see blood on their face and on the wall in the area behind their head. :suicide:

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