Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

Running up behind an enemy as a spy. "Right almost have him, just need to get a little bit closer!" Animation turns to ready backstab. About to click. Suddenly the enemy turns around, now facing me, and I waste my disguise as I stab him once in the face and he slaughters me with whatever main weapon he has. THAT frustrates me.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;35202801]I usually start capping to a) lure out the asshole campers or b) win the round and get a massive amount of retarded hate spewn my way[/QUOTE] [img]http://funnyphotosto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/22/Crying-252BBaby-252BNatural-252BHigh-252Bfor-252BSome-252BMoms.jpg[/img] baww, he won't fight a player who fights like a wimp/hides like a wuss, pls ban plox Seriously, CnD should be disabled for VSH. It's annoying as hell when the last guy against Hale is hiding somewhere and capping is a taboo for some reason.

I try an be a helpful pyro and put out teammates on fire whenever possible. I saw a medic on fire healing a heavy, I changed into super-pyro and dashed over to lend a hand and save the day. Right before I could airblast and save the poor doc', he dropped dead in front of me. The heavy turned around and started yelling at me and calling me a "useless piece of shit" and an "utter asshole of a pyro". I wasn't quick enough! I'm sorry!

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35203073][img]http://funnyphotosto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/22/Crying-252BBaby-252BNatural-252BHigh-252Bfor-252BSome-252BMoms.jpg[/img] baww, he won't fight a player who fights like a wimp/hides like a wuss, pls ban plox Seriously, CnD should be disabled for VSH. It's annoying as hell when the last guy against Hale is hiding somewhere and capping is a taboo for some reason.[/QUOTE] Every time I see this pic I can't help but laugh. Which, for some reason, seems to get posted so damn often.

The one time i played VSH some russian [U][I][B]CUNT[/B][/I][/U] and his friend were always the last ones alive. Did i mention said russian or his friend were often Hale? And that they refused to kill eachother?

[QUOTE=Scarabix;35201909]It doesn't work that way.[/QUOTE] Yes, it does.

[QUOTE=MrParalegal;35204368]Yes, it does.[/QUOTE] Nope. I trust valve in the map balance department, and I'm pretty sure they made it possible to cap for a reason.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;35204474]Nope. I trust valve in the map balance department, and I'm pretty sure they made it possible to cap for a reason.[/QUOTE] No, most of the uncappable maps are VSH (unnoficial) or do in fact have points and the server just has them disabled. The rest are ctf and payload.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35203848]The one time i played VSH some russian [U][I][B]CUNT[/B][/I][/U] and his friend were always the last ones alive. Did i mention said russian or his friend were often Hale? And that they refused to kill eachother?[/QUOTE] Christ, I hate it when people do that because they're "friends". Although I'm a regular in this VSH server I play in, I don't go "friendly" to players just because they claim they know me. A lot of players here tell their friends to camp in spawn and then when they're the only one left, let them backstab them to death.

When I'm hale I kill my friends first !

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;35203495]I try an be a helpful pyro and put out teammates on fire whenever possible. I saw a medic on fire healing a heavy, I changed into super-pyro and dashed over to lend a hand and save the day. Right before I could airblast and save the poor doc', he dropped dead in front of me. The heavy turned around and started yelling at me and calling me a "useless piece of shit" and an "utter asshole of a pyro". I wasn't quick enough! I'm sorry![/QUOTE] [b]IT WAS YOUR FAULT. I WISH IT WAS YOU.[/b] [editline]19th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Drsalvador;35203848]The one time i played VSH some russian [U][I][B]CUNT[/B][/I][/U] and his friend were always the last ones alive. Did i mention said russian or his friend were often Hale? And that they refused to kill eachother?[/QUOTE] [b]AUGH.[/b] this. this. a thousand fucking times THIS. however, then there's the inevitable comraderie that results when everyone else on the server gangs up on the two with the sole intent of making sure one or both of them is dead as soon as possible.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35205582]When I'm hale I kill my friends first !*[/QUOTE] *my friends are CaD spies

When it comes to VSH, I personally will not cap as hale (or otherwise) unless the remaining players are being major pricks. I also prefer to fight Hale to the death if I feel I have a chance of killing him.

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;35206809]When it comes to VSH, I personally will not cap as hale (or otherwise) unless the remaining players are being major pricks. I also prefer to fight Hale to the death if I feel I have a chance of killing him.[/QUOTE] I honestly only cap when either A)Hale is going "HURR DURR1111 NO KILLAN PLX xdd!" B)The last person alive is some engineer camping over the instant death pit behind a level 3 sentry or C)The last person alive is a CnD Spy

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35189316]Good lord. Next time I see someone with Unusual on Valve server, I will go to his house and steal his computer and delete every single hat he has. My laptop sucks so I can't aim, but what? I see an idiot with unusual, every stuff that is expensive, and yet he can't get higher score than me. But whats that? 3 snipers that can't aim are just saying "HEY! My teammates are there!" God damn it. Also, I haven't played TF2 for 3-4 weeks. Joining a random server, picking class. Playing all day, and what do I get? Weapons. And what other got? Taunt : Meet The Medic, Taunt : Schaudenfreude, Team Captain. :suicide:[/QUOTE] What's your Steam name? I'll give you some shit.

Speaking of VS saxton hale, when ever I try to find a normal arena server, all those VS saxton hale server pops up, Might as well black list em.

[QUOTE=wari65;35206034]*my friends are CaD spies[/QUOTE] Kill your friends in real life.

Enforcer with Dead Ringer (You gain extra 'Fuck You!' points if you're using the spycicle). People who complain about my Enforcer even though I use stock everything else. Straight Upgrades (Equalizer [debatable], Amputator, Third Degree, Holy Mackerel and The Arm [Please note these are all considered real UPgrades, not sidegrades]). The Liberty Launcher Pyros who use air blast +Reserve Shooter People in Trade_Rawr who won't leave me to heavy box or taunt match in the ring/pool. And, for the grand finally The inevitable Dr. Gordbort's for the Spy+Sniper. If Valve implements this I will have a rage aneurysm.

[QUOTE=SapphireFlame;35213011]Straight Upgrades (Equalizer [debatable], Amputator, Third Degree, Holy Mackerel and The Arm [Please note these are all considered real UPgrades, not sidegrades])[/QUOTE] Holy Mackeral is just the standard bat with a fun little gimmick. It is useful for rooting out DR Spies, but that's a situation that doesn't really occur often enough to be considering a significant upgrade. And...what's "The Arm"?

[QUOTE=Bazkip;35213799] And...what's "The Arm"?[/QUOTE] Probably the Holy Mackerel reskin.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;35213799]And...what's "The Arm"?[/QUOTE] [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Unarmed_Combat[/url] ?

I hate degreaser pyros. For some reason, I have this idea that they're all using the 2sec oneshot loadout. It got worse when my friend called me out for hating good Pyros because I hate the Degreaser. It's just a total crutch weapon. Never thought about this until I went stock flamethrower + shotgun + homewrecker.

Degreaser + Reserve / Flare + Axtinguisher / Postal is the biggest crutch loadout for Pyros that can't do their job of ambushing.

Stop making me feel bad for using the Degreaser. I got kinda tired of using the Axtinguisher though. Now I mostly use the Attendant set.

[QUOTE=TCB;35208218]What's your Steam name? I'll give you some shit.[/QUOTE] Thanks for your offer to help, but I'm fine with everything I got in my backpack. Also about Degreaser Pyros, they are doing their job. If I'm correct, Pyro is in Assault classes slot. His/her job is just to kill some targets, push cart, etc. And that's isn't dumb, because they got their opponent covered, so that he can't move, but Pyro is concentrated on his opponent, and that gives other enemy players a chance to kill that pyro.

Phlogistinator is the best primary.

Flamethrower is pretty cool too.

I use the degreaser since I mostly use my shotgun. Degreaser's only for quick deflects, crowd control and spy torching.

Degreaser/Reserve Shooter/Homewrecker. Spies sappin yer sentry? Not a problem man, gotcha covered. Enemy Engi throwin' down a minisentry? That shit's slapped before he even gets it out.

Degreaser, Stock Shotgun, Melee is varied. I use the Homewrecker for defending, Axtinguisher for offense, any other for whatever. And something that annoys me: Folks who think it's alright to just go a class that won't help in the situation you're in when you already have 3/4 of that same class. Usually Snipers.