Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;35263727]How to TF2WH:
1.) Request a retardedly limited amount of items. 2 maximum.
2.) Wait a few hours until it's your turn.
3.) Have the trade crash on you before it's completed.
4.) Rage.[/QUOTE]
Alternate guide:
1.) Request any number of items.
2.) wait about an hour or so
3.) Have the Bot Cancel the trade on you (Example: formidablecenturion has canceled the trade)
4.) The chat will say you were the one who canceled the trade
5.) Have the other bots do the same
6.) enjoy your confusion and rage
Okay, get this:
I was a heavy in the intel in 2fort, accompanied by a soldier. There was no one else there, nor was there a sentry. I heard on the intercom: "You failed. The enemy has captured our intelligence." Then I heard crit rocket sounds. So I yelled (voice): Incoming. The soldier next to me decided it would be a good idea to pull out his equalizer and taunt. He wasn't near the doorway, either; he was in the fucking corner where it wouldn't do shit. So I was left to deal with a soldier, medic and scout with crits.
You can probably guess who won that battle.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35266864]Okay, get this:
I was a heavy in the intel in 2fort, accompanied by a soldier. There was no one else there, nor was there a sentry. I heard on the intercom: "You failed. The enemy has captured our intelligence." Then I heard crit rocket sounds. So I yelled (voice): Incoming. The soldier next to me decided it would be a good idea to pull out his equalizer and taunt. He wasn't near the doorway, either; he was in the fucking corner where it wouldn't do shit. So I was left to deal with a soldier, medic and scout with crits.
You can probably guess who won that battle.[/QUOTE]
Even if he had hid in a better position with the equalizer taunt, the odds of actually getting anyone would probably be small.
and if he stayed and helped fight, he most likely wouldn't have made a difference because you know. They had Crits.
[QUOTE=DrCactus;35266674]Alternate guide:
1.) Request any number of items.
2.) wait about an hour or so
3.) Have the Bot Cancel the trade on you (Example: formidablecenturion has canceled the trade)
4.) The chat will say you were the one who canceled the trade
5.) Have the other bots do the same
6.) enjoy your confusion and rage[/QUOTE]
Eastern Hemisphere guide
1) reserve items
2) have bot contact you in less than a minute
3) enjoy items.
[QUOTE=DrCactus;35266985]Even if he had hid in a better position with the equalizer taunt, the odds of actually getting anyone would probably be small.
and if he stayed and helped fight, he most likely wouldn't have made a difference because you know. They had Crits.[/QUOTE]
I knew someone would say the second statement. I mean, he died without even making an effort, pussy.
That addresses your first statement too. That statement also implied you completely missed the point as well.
Same thing for the second statement, actually. Your post is stupid, sir.
I hate how there's no FP server.
and if there is, no one ever talks about it.
There's NO ONE online atm, and playing on a Lotus Clan or ProTF2 server is a fate worse than death.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35267069]I knew someone would say the second statement. I mean, he died without even making an effort, pussy.
That addresses your first statement too. That statement also implied you completely missed the point as well.
Same thing for the second statement, actually. Your post is stupid, sir.[/QUOTE]
You were complaining about how you died because you had to fight a Crit soldier, Crit Scout, and most likely a medic. The solider would have destroyed both of you, because he has crit rockets and if he didn't manage to, the scout would have just simply finished you off, with the medic either, assisting in damage or healing them both, thus making and actual damage you do to them worthless.
Perhaps the soldier thought that if he had done the equalizer taunt, that he might have been able to at least kill one of them, but picked a bad spot due to panicking a bit, so I wouldn't call him a pussy just for that.
So please, next time before you call a post stupid, think a bit because you pretty much just made yourself look like an idiot.
Have a nice day, and enjoy your box <3
[QUOTE=DrCactus;35267119]You were complaining about how you died because you had to fight a Crit soldier, Crit Scout, and most likely a medic. The solider would have destroyed both of you, because he has crit rockets and if he didn't manage to, the scout would have just simply finished you off, with the medic either, assisting in damage or healing them both, thus making and actual damage you do to them worthless.
Perhaps the soldier thought that if he had done the equalizer taunt, that he might have been able to at least kill one of them,[B] but picked a bad spot due to panicking a bit,[/B] so I wouldn't call him a pussy just for that.
So please, next time before you call a post stupid, think a bit because you pretty much just made yourself look like an idiot.
Have a nice day, and enjoy your box <3[/QUOTE]
Once again, you missed the point, the point being HE DIDN'T FUCKING TRY AT ALL.
'Course, the bolded area is true, so, maybe you have a point.
Ehh... Whatever. No point arguing.
(By the way; don't gloat.)
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35267100]I hate how there's no FP server.
and if there is, no one ever talks about it.
There's NO ONE online atm, and playing on a Lotus Clan or ProTF2 server is a fate worse than death.[/QUOTE]
FPUK
[quote]TF2 Srs - 188.165.198.6:27015
TF2 FortWars - 188.165.198.6:27016[/quote]
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35267279]FPUK[/QUOTE]
any US servers?
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35267332]any US servers?[/QUOTE]
FPUK
UK
[QUOTE=Seiteki;35267338]FPUK
UK[/QUOTE]
I get that, FPUK=UK servers, I was just wondering if any US FP servers existed for those of us who tend to have shit ping
[QUOTE=maxumym;35265999]You knwow what annoys me? People who decline trades. You couldn't just listen to my offer and then decline if you don't like it, no, you can't waste your precious time.[/QUOTE]
What a coincidence, see what annoys me is when I am trying to play this awesome game called tf2 and some titanic twat keeps sending me trade offers for my god damn team captain.
No warning, just "TRADE PLOZ" than invariably you will offer me crap and I will say no and they will call me a fag.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35267348]I get that, FPUK=UK servers, I was just wondering if any US FP servers existed for those of us who tend to have shit ping[/QUOTE]
I live in the US, and I get about 90 ping there, it's not that bad.
I live in Australia and I get about 350 ping there, it's that bad.
I hate people who tell you to mute them if you find their micspam annoying.
I can't exactly do that if I'm a micspammer myself because they will bitch if i spam over them on accident.
For some reason I have immense amounts of trouble with enemy soldiers.
I have no fucking idea why. It doesnt matter what class I play, what situation im in, what approach I take etc. It also doesnt seem to matter how much damage I do to one of those motherfuckers because they always emerge with over half their HP left anyways.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;35267894]For some reason I have immense amounts of trouble with enemy soldiers.[/QUOTE]
The trick is to try to survive the first four (or three) rockets in his magazine (and of course dodging the rockets, not standing close to walls, jumping alot, etc).
And remember that soldiers are very slow, so if you are a faster class, you can always grind them down (do some damage, retreat/take cover/regen, return and go for the killing blow) like you would do against a heavy for example. If you play Pyro, try to blast his shit so he knows he can't keep up with rockets. Don't worry about actually killing him with the blasted rockets - the goal is to get him to switch to the shotgun. If he does that then you've got him!! Soldiers are so freaking slow so you will have no problem beating him in a shotgun vs shotgun-battle!!
But yeah they're nasty. Especially when that crit rocket comes from nowhere...
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;35268134]The trick is to try to survive the first four (or three) rockets in his magazine (and of course dodging the rockets, not standing close to walls, jumping alot, etc).
And remember that soldiers are very slow, so if you are a faster class, you can always grind them down (do some damage, retreat/take cover/regen, return and go for the killing blow) like you would do against a heavy for example. If you play Pyro, try to blast his shit so he knows he can't keep up with rockets. Don't worry about actually killing him with the blasted rockets - the goal is to get him to switch to the shotgun. If he does that then you've got him!! Soldiers are so freaking slow so you will have no problem beating him in a shotgun vs shotgun-battle!!
But yeah they're nasty. Especially when that crit rocket comes from nowhere...[/QUOTE]
For all the flak that you've gotten about the sentry rage thing, that's some pretty useful advice. I've overlooked the fact that people are really vulnerable while reloading for a good while. I should try this.
Yeah I mean aside from the obvious slower fire rate advantage, the rockets will become extremely predictable (most soldiers activate panic-mode = hold m1). Dodging them will be [B]much[/B] easier. Other times they will switch weapon = good, kill him.
And sometimes they will simply retreat = kill him!!
I hate scouts. I genuinely do. these twerps coming out of nowherem hitting you like a Heavy and almost impossible to hit.
Just a personal pet peeve; When a soldier's insanely low on health and I am also and the soldier hesitates that slight second when I airblast expecting the rocket, wasting that gap and taking a crocket to the face.
[QUOTE=maxumym;35268402]I hate scouts. I genuinely do. these twerps coming out of nowherem hitting you like a Heavy and almost impossible to hit.[/QUOTE]
This. The only way I can seem to deal with them is by fire spam, but with all the other classes I always mistime melee and splash damage rockets/grenades making me look a right tit to anyone observing my poor attempts at killing the little swine.
Best anti-scout is Heavy and Scout itself.
Best antiscout are Sentries, as they were expressely designed to hurt them far more than the other combat classes (well, and Pyros as well).
