Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Rad McCool;35261424]Wow, you did not just compare yourself to James Bond![/QUOTE] Why yes, I fucking did. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smug.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Bazkip;35270128]Playing Sniper Spot an enemy Sniper Fire, then move behind cover Shoot wall, get headshotted behind cover anyways[/QUOTE] Dat hitscan lag. One time I headshot a Sniper, he then headshot me, and then he died from my headshot after he killed me.

Arena scouts who get a random crit from the scattergun at the beginning of the round, and then get first blood. Obvious spies that end up killing you anyway.

[QUOTE=maxumym;35243753]Yes, competitive gaming is pitiful. TF2 is not CoD, it's made to have fun.[/QUOTE] Playing competitively IS fun. The stereotype that every competitive gamer is an elitistic asshole is untrue. [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rad McCool;35268850]Best anti-scout is Heavy and Scout itself.[/QUOTE] Scout is anti-Heavy, not the other way around.

[QUOTE=Ond kaja;35271281]Playing competitively IS fun. The stereotype that every competitive gamer is an elitistic asshole is untrue. [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] Scout is anti-Heavy, not the other way around.[/QUOTE] I just doubt I'd like being limited to 4 classes.

[QUOTE=maxumym;35271314]I just doubt I'd like being limited to 4 classes.[/QUOTE] That's a myth, really. All classes are being used in competitive play. Some are used more than others, indeed, and technically you can and are allowed to run any class you want full-time, if the team agrees with it.

Depends if 6v6 or highlander.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35271416]Depends if 6v6 or highlander.[/QUOTE] Nope, there's nothing stopping you from running full-time heavy or spy in 6v6 either.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35267279]FPUK[/QUOTE] Don't go to FPUK, it's full of elitists and people who spam J-Rock and anime music down the mic. [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]And I recall once Icemaz saying he'd love to line up all the people on benefits in the UK and have them shot dead[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=Ond kaja;35271281]Scout is anti-Heavy, not the other way around.[/QUOTE] Unless the Heavy is very distracted, is already low on health, or just plain bad, there is no way you'll be able to pull off those 4-5 point blank shots without getting yourself killed. Scout strategy against Heavy: a) Just stand behind (if you can't flank him from the side or behind, forget it!) hugging him, shoot him, and don't stop until either one is dead. Pray you get him first... b) Fire a shot or two, and [I]get the hell outta there[/I]. If it doesn't kill him or gets you an assist, just forget it. And never ever switch to melee.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271722]Don't go to FPUK, it's full of elitists and people who spam J-Rock and anime music down the mic. [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]And I recall once Icemaz saying he'd love to line up all the people on benefits in the UK and have them shot dead[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] That's a few people I know dead then.

[QUOTE=Rad McCool;35271769]Unless the Heavy is very distracted, is already low on health, or just plain bad, there is no way you'll be able to pull off those 4-5 point blank shots without getting yourself killed. Scout strategy against Heavy: a) Just stand behind hugging him, shoot him, and don't stop until either one is dead. Pray you get him first... b) Fire a shot or two, and [I]get the hell outta there[/I]. If it doesn't kill him or gets you an assist, just forget it. And never ever switch to melee.[/QUOTE] I don't even fight Heavies unless they're distracted since my aim as Scout is abysmal and usually most of them get a crit-spree the moment they open fire at me. So I shoot them with my Pistol and ignore them since I can't do shit.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271722]Don't go to FPUK, it's full of elitists and people who spam J-Rock and anime music down the mic. [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]And I recall once Icemaz saying he'd love to line up all the people on benefits in the UK and have them shot dead[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] Why would I kill my own brother lmao. That wasn't me man ;) Also you sound a little wound up about FPUK mind telling me the problem. You also seem wound up about me so also please do go ahead.

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35271787]I don't even fight Heavies unless they're distracted since my aim as Scout is abysmal and usually most of them get a crit-spree the moment they open fire at me. So I shoot them with my Pistol and ignore them since I can't do shit.[/QUOTE] True that. It's definitely the last class you wanna face on the battlefield.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35267348]I get that, FPUK=UK servers, I was just wondering if any US FP servers existed for those of us who tend to have shit ping[/QUOTE] Sorry, it's F'Puke only. No F'Pus.

[QUOTE=Rad McCool;35271769]Unless the Heavy is very distracted, is already low on health, or just plain bad, there is no way you'll be able to pull off those 4-5 point blank shots without getting yourself killed. Scout strategy against Heavy: a) Just stand behind (if you can't flank him from the side or behind, forget it!) hugging him, shoot him, and don't stop until either one is dead. Pray you get him first... b) Fire a shot or two, and [I]get the hell outta there[/I]. If it doesn't kill him or gets you an assist, just forget it. And never ever switch to melee.[/QUOTE] All you have to do is getting close to the heavy, then taking him out will be a piece of cake, even if he is overhealed. If he's protected by teammates, don't go for the pick unless he is at low health. There are two strategies that can be used for taking down a heavy: a) Stay very close to him, jump around him continously so that he will have a hard time aiming at you. This works even against heavies with really good aim (provided that you also have good aim so you can squeeze in those 100+ damage meatshots). b) Continously strafe left, then right, then left in a rapid succession, if you do this the right way, the heavy will have no idea when you're about to strafe to the other side, giving you the advantage. I'd say option a is better generally (since the heavy has to track you at both the y-axis and the x-axis, not just the x-axis), but you don't always have the room to perform those jumps. So if you can't do a, do b.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271722]Don't go to FPUK, it's full of elitists and people who spam [B]J-Rock and anime music down the mic. [/B] [/QUOTE] You have a problem with this?

[QUOTE=icemaz;35271804]Why would I kill my own brother lmao. That wasn't me man ;) Also you sound a little wound up about FPUK mind telling me the problem. You also seem wound up about me so also please do go ahead.[/QUOTE] Eh, it must have been someone else who said that. Also every time i've been to FPUK i've asked them to stop spamming annoying unequalized, tinny anime songs and then the entire server leaps on me and essentially gangrapes me.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271997]Eh, it must have been someone else who said that. Also every time i've been to FPUK i've asked them to stop spamming annoying unequalized, tinny anime songs and then the entire server leaps on me and essentially gangrapes me.[/QUOTE] Wait a sec I never saw you there Do you go like once a week?

[QUOTE=Musculus;35272020]Wait a sec I never saw you there Do you go like once a week?[/QUOTE] Last time i played was like, 2 months ago, but i played for quite a while before they started giving me verbal beatdowns for complaining about their [I]horrible[/I] quality music.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271997]Eh, it must have been someone else who said that. Also every time i've been to FPUK i've asked them to stop spamming annoying unequalized, tinny anime songs and then the entire server leaps on me and essentially gangrapes me.[/QUOTE] Try using the mute button.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271997]Eh, it must have been someone else who said that. Also every time i've been to FPUK i've asked them to stop spamming annoying unequalized, tinny anime songs and then the entire server leaps on me and essentially gangrapes me.[/QUOTE] If you want people to stop and they don't stop when you ask them (This is a rule which they should be following, its politeness) you come get me or another admin to do something :v:. I put a lot of trust into my players and let them do a lot of the stuff themselves, but I do actually ask them to follow some rules.

Steam Trading. [highlight]STEAM. FUCKING. TRADING.[/highlight] It is the goddamn [B]EPITOME[/B] of broken bullshit. Why didn't they fucking FINISH it before releasing it? It's more buggy than Skyrim.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35271997]Eh, it must have been someone else who said that. Also every time i've been to FPUK i've asked them to stop spamming annoying unequalized, tinny anime songs and then the entire server leaps on me and essentially gangrapes me.[/QUOTE] You know, there's a menu you can use to mute them if you don't like the stuff. It's so damn annoying when I try telling this to someone on the server and they just completely ignore me.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35272031]Last time i played was like, 2 months ago, but i played for quite a while before they started giving me verbal beatdowns for complaining about their [I]horrible[/I] quality music.[/QUOTE] Oh It's okay. I micspam on FPUK fairly often and I like too telling people who just dicovered what HLDJ is to get Goldwave or to acquire some fucking taste in music. There are some shitty micspammers sometimes but they usually don't stay for long. Just get on FPUK like at friday nights or when true Facepunchers are there.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO_I92lsLFY&feature=youtube_gdata[/media] God bless FPUK. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgO2_z0BKkw&feature=youtube_gdata[/media] how am i late i made these videos

I hate it when you're a medic, and a soldier with an equalizer out is at low hp and he's in front of you, typing "EMDIC! FUKCING HEAL ME!" Yes, those were his actual words.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35267100] There's NO ONE online atm, and playing on a Lotus Clan or ProTF2 server is a fate worse than death.[/QUOTE] What is so bad about protf2.com servers? I use to wear the tag, but I still hang out on the forums and servers with them. I stick to valve maps chicago and 24/7 coldfront generally though as that's where the regulars like me go.

[QUOTE=gav618;35274810]What is so bad about protf2.com servers? I use to wear the tag, but I still hang out on the forums and servers with them. I stick to valve maps chicago and 24/7 coldfront generally though as that's where the regulars like me go.[/QUOTE] Scrub City, USA. it's fun if I'm really bored and feel like building up an ego that'll be soundly smacked down once I go back to my regular server (I played for about an hour or two, had over 150 points and a 2:1 KDR), but it just doesn't compare to playing with some aquaintences.

why is rad mccool still here, might i ask?