Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

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When you're trying to keep a sentry nest up to keep the enemy team from pushing the cart and some retarded medic just heals you instead of killing the spy who's sapping your shit, and the two pyros five feet away are too busy shooting flares off to burn the fucker.

[QUOTE=nk;35426346]fuck fuck my f2p brother just found a second fucking nametag and used it in his fucking caber [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/B3Mii.png[/IMG] huj means dick in russian looks like he also found a high five taunt he used first nametag on holy mackerel and called it the holy pig and then deleted it later because he needed space in inventory and he plays only on 24/7 instarespawn xX[pro]Xx mariocart and surf servers and he's fat god i hate him[/QUOTE] The word granata reminds me pleasantly of Stalker.

[QUOTE=tepholman;35433191]The word granata reminds me pleasantly of Stalker.[/QUOTE] Hm, it reminds me more of Bad Company 2.

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35433916]Hm, it reminds me more of Bad Company 2.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of Rainbow Six.

I was really pissed or really high when I drew those pictures. ~pr0 art skillzz y0~

why everyone says the mongolian is bad it is actually russian related, makes you look like genghis khan (read: a fat fluffy person) and looks good on heavy

Everytime i try shoot a heavy [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x1oU3.png[/IMG] So uhh, first "drawing" i "contributed" here [editline]4th April 2012[/editline] Funny thing was i was eating a chocolate bar and wanted to draw something

I am both saddened and angered that I will never be able to own a strange gunslinger. Fuckin' Crate 30.

That the Spirit Of Giving never counted gifts handed out before the update. I handed out 30 gifts yet I still get to look like a cheap ass

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;35437076]That the Spirit Of Giving never counted gifts handed out before the update. I handed out 30 gifts yet I still get to look like a cheap ass[/QUOTE] It counted mine. When I went to collect it I had 7 gifts given already.

On CP Badlands defending the final point, so often: "Get on the goddamn point! ON the point! Not AROUND the point! Your damage potential doesn't mean SHIT when they can cap in less than 2 seconds! AAARRRRGGGHHH" [QUOTE=emmens;35436832]I am both saddened and angered that I will never be able to own a strange gunslinger. Fuckin' Crate 30.[/QUOTE] How much strange gunslingers worth anyway?

Hmm, I feel like crafting hats. Lets craft a hard top and a hetman's headpiece shall we? [I]demo fro[/I] Fuck, time to ragecraft it, I'm going to regret this! [I]old geezer[/I] FUCK

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;35437076]That the Spirit Of Giving never counted gifts handed out before the update. I handed out 30 gifts yet I still get to look like a cheap ass[/QUOTE] It does. I gave about a pile of gifts when I upgraded from F2P to P2P last year around October. So when I got it, it already had 23 gifts given out + the free Secret Saxton.

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35430091]What if the Medic and Pyro both have two hearts? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Don't be silly, Pyro doesn't have a heart. You know, because he's a Mexican and stuff [sp]Please don't kill me.[/sp]

I was using booties, jumper and frying pan loadout on a 2fort server. So, I jump over to the enemy balcony with 4 enemies on it, blungeon a Heavy to death and get the hell out of there before dying. This is going to make so awesome video, right? ...And then the replay failed to download.

I just saw a newbie on a Valve server get a Team Captain drop, what a joke

Here's list of all my craftable weapons. [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/542923341560793981/D7B78BB12B41866CC72B7AEF9CF8A94BE2CE5720/[/thumb] [b]WHY[/b]

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35437662]Hmm, I feel like crafting hats. Lets craft a hard top and a hetman's headpiece shall we? [I]demo fro[/I] Fuck, time to ragecraft it, I'm going to regret this! [I]old geezer[/I] FUCK[/QUOTE] Ol' Geezer is an fine Engineer hat. Wanna trade for a Raincatcher? [QUOTE=J-RcZ;35438494]Don't be silly, Pyro doesn't have a heart. You know, because he's a Mexican and stuff [sp]Please don't kill me.[/sp][/QUOTE] El pyro fantastico [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qA3tll5Bmg[/media] [sp]I'm sorry[/sp]

[QUOTE=Dr Quantum;35437533]On CP Badlands defending the final point, so often: "Get on the goddamn point! ON the point! Not AROUND the point! Your damage potential doesn't mean SHIT when they can cap in less than 2 seconds! AAARRRRGGGHHH"[/QUOTE] Agreed. I'm usually that one guy on 5 CP maps that will stand on the last point when it's all we've got and not move until we re-cap. Doesn't matter the class, I've stood there as a Pyro and sprayed buckshot around everywhere, even as a Medic and refused to leave the CP to heal people. I'd rather have three people die and us stay in the match than be out healing people and have a Spy or Scout ninja cap behind us.

[QUOTE]Never tell your password to anyone. $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Can Me Buy Ur Cozy Camper? Chink.Stir!: maybe if your grammar was correct i'd sell it to you $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: I Want To Buy Your Cozy Camper Chink.Stir!: and proper punctuation $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Uh...Wut Is Proper Punctuation? :P Chink.Stir!: it's the way you write english when you're in school $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: I Do Said Like Dat Chink.Stir!: You Write Like This In School? $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: I Want To Buy Your Cozy Camper? $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Yea Chink.Stir!: With Every Initial Letter Capitalized? $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Oh $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Yes :D $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Yeacher Dun Complain $_@_B34tP0rt 3xP0_@_$: Teacher* Chink.Stir!: god be with you when you sit for your finals [/QUOTE] I just have this major pet peeve against People Who Type Like This.

[QUOTE=BudakCiner;35441829]I just have this major pet peeve against People Who Type Like This.[/QUOTE] Bitch please, I knew people wrote exams like this [quote]a gurl was walkin2 vilage wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "romeo will u luv* me 4evr" he said "NO.." jiliet cryed N ran home an piosin hersialf boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)[/quote] [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] [h2]xxx~*...lyk dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx [/h2]

[QUOTE=TCB;35443412]Bitch please, I knew people wrote exams like this [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] [h2]xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx [/h2][/QUOTE] lyk dis*

[QUOTE=Constructor;35443538]lyk dis*[/QUOTE] pls dunt b meen 2 reome his had a tuff day m8 ok x

People who cap on 3 vs 2 whilst we wait for the server to become more populated. When your teammate is a newbie Spy. How sporting is that? Also ran into another Puff N Sting Pyro. They really need to rework the Degreaser or something. This shit is terrible. Another guy on the server actually said he was a good Pyro. I near damn wanted to rip that guy's head off. This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to sell all my valuables for money, seeing as every time I try to play the game I am struck with a piss poor team or crutch loadouts. I tire of this game. It's not worth it to have a collection. There are just severe balance issues that I just really hate, and with every other game that relies on teamwork, it usually doesn't end so well. If I just had a team of mes, shit would be getting done. But that ain't happinin'.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;35443741]People who cap on 3 vs 2 whilst we wait for the server to become more populated. When your teammate is a newbie Spy. How sporting is that? Also ran into another Puff N Sting Pyro. They really need to rework the Degreaser or something. This shit is terrible. Another guy on the server actually said he was a good Pyro. I near damn wanted to rip that guy's head off. This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to sell all my valuables for money, seeing as every time I try to play the game I am struck with a piss poor team or crutch loadouts. I tire of this game. It's not worth it to have a collection. There are just severe balance issues that I just really hate, and with every other game that relies on teamwork, it usually doesn't end so well. If I just had a team of mes, shit would be getting done. But that ain't happinin'.[/QUOTE] Stock Pyro master race reporting in, Degreaser/Axtinguisher is a crutch for bad players.

Backburner-Detonator-Homewrecker reporting in.

[h2]Fuckhead Friend Invites V2: Electric Boogaloo[/h2] [quote]Alizée: Hello TREVAS: hi TREVAS: you selling kringle collection TREVAS: ? Alizée: No TREVAS: ow TREVAS: im buy TREVAS: for keys TREVAS: only Alizée: How many? TREVAS: 2 keys TREVAS: now Alizée: "Now"? TREVAS: now Alizée: What do you mean? TREVAS: kringle collectiuon TREVAS: collection Alizée: No TREVAS: ok TREVAS: bye TREVAS: ok TREVAS: your mother is bitch TREVAS: dont talk Alizée: Ahaha what TREVAS: mother fuck[/quote] [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Fucking Brazilians.

[QUOTE=Constructor;35444649]Backburner-Detonator-Homewrecker reporting in.[/QUOTE] I can't use for shit the Backburner, most of the times I've ended with low ammo and tons of enemies in front of me. I feel more comfortable with the stock flamethrower.

[QUOTE=Constructor;35444649]Backburner-Detonator-Homewrecker reporting in.[/QUOTE] Backburner-detonator-backscratcher reporting in. Ambush pyro master race.