Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[quote=Drury]I'm kritz medic.
Uber full.
Lotsa enemies incoming.
Only one friendly surviving soldier nearby.
Uber him.
His gun isn't glowing.
It's a Cow Mangler.
Said soldier didn't get any heals that round.[/quote]
Healing friend as he's the only ones nearby, not to mention he's p. good at soldier, to the point where he feels playing with splash damage is too easy, so he uses DH.
Tell him I'm going to uber him
Get "OK." as a response
Right before I uber him: "WAIT! YOU HAVE THE STANDARD MEDIGUN, DON'T!"
Too late.
He locks up for 2 or 3 seconds of the uber, nobody else comes by
He crashes.
I Die.
Turns out he had a skin and keeps forgetting to take it off, and the server was running Sv_Pure 1
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35469299]Healing friend as he's the only ones nearby, not to mention he's p. good at soldier, to the point where he feels playing with splash damage is too easy, so he uses DH.
Tell him I'm going to uber him
Get "OK." as a response
Right before I uber him: "WAIT! YOU HAVE THE STANDARD MEDIGUN, DON'T!"
Too late.
He locks up for 2 or 3 seconds of the uber, nobody else comes by
He crashes.
I Die.
Turns out he had a skin and keeps forgetting to take it off, and the server was running Sv_Pure 1[/QUOTE]
Not a skin, but a sound mod.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FdSND.jpg[/img]
I hate it when traders cant take a fucking joke.
[quote=maxumym]Not a skin, but a sound mod. [/quote]
Skin.
The Golden Uber skin.
This is why I love the servers I frequent.
Few terrible newbies (as in, if they suck, they'll admit it and accept your advice most of the time), fun events, good admins, and very little of this "I GIBE U BLUGGSPUMPLER 4 HAT" business.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;35469390][img]http://i.imgur.com/FdSND.jpg[/img]
I hate it when traders cant take a fucking joke.[/QUOTE]
Looks like he did, and you're the one who didn't get the joke.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35469299]Healing friend as he's the only ones nearby, not to mention he's p. good at soldier, to the point where he feels playing with splash damage is too easy, so he uses DH.
Tell him I'm going to uber him
Get "OK." as a response
Right before I uber him: "WAIT! YOU HAVE THE STANDARD MEDIGUN, DON'T!"
Too late.
He locks up for 2 or 3 seconds of the uber, nobody else comes by
He crashes.
I Die.
Turns out he had a skin and keeps forgetting to take it off, and the server was running Sv_Pure 1[/QUOTE]
Moral of the story: Use kritzkrieg instead so your patients don't crash.
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;35469658]Moral of the story: Use kritzkrieg instead so your patients don't crash.[/QUOTE]
How about not using mods/going to the sv_pure servers?
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;35469674]How about not using mods/going to the sv_pure servers?[/QUOTE]
I thought patients crashing upon getting ubered was an intended feature of the medigun???
[QUOTE=Suttles;35466870]I hate when I'm spy, and these FUCKERS ALWAYS FUCKING HUNT ME DOWN NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT
GODDAMNIT
ITS BEEN 2 MINUTES, STOP FUCKING SEARCHING FOR ME YOU CUNTS[/QUOTE]
Really? Sowing paranoia is part of the fun for me and a reward for good gameplay in itself.
I hate people complaining about the Backburner being a Noob Weapon. It's not FFS.
It's just that people use it for W+M1 playing, not the weapons fault.
Especially love it when Deg+Axt Pyros complain about the Backburner.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;35469965]I hate people complaining about the Backburner being a Noob Weapon. It's not FFS.
It's just that people use it for W+M1 playing, not the weapons fault.
Especially love it when Deg+Axt Pyros complain about the Backburner.[/QUOTE]
I think it's mostly bad rep from its days without airblast, and people mindlessly copying behaviorisms. Maybe eventually it'll be a weapon for respected airblasters and the alternative flamethrowers will be known for encouraging W+M2 spam, who knows.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;35469965]I hate people complaining about the Backburner being a Noob Weapon. It's not FFS.
It's just that people use it for W+M1 playing, not the weapons fault.
Especially love it when Deg+Axt Pyros complain about the Backburner.[/QUOTE]
It's bloody genius for ambush Pyros. Hate the "noob weapon" sticker
People who cry like babies after getting killed by a pyro who knows what they're doing.
If you get killed by a quick switch reserve shooter/axtinguisher, its your own fault, the pyro did everything right, its not overpowered or unfair, deal with it.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;35469390][img]http://i.imgur.com/FdSND.jpg[/img]
I hate it when traders cant take a fucking joke.[/QUOTE]
it looks like you didnt take the joke and got severely buttmad
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also brycenater I can't help but point out that this annoys me
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are you trying to be edgy/funny or something, you don't seem like someone who would be an expert in this field considering you get furious over the latter "joke" and you start to attempt throwing degrading comments at them like saying its "cute", where do you get the merit to say that
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35466554]When you try to uber someone with the normal medigun but they don't go invincible[/QUOTE]
Uhh i dont get how does in not work? is it some sort of malfunctioned medigun or something?
[QUOTE=Insane516;35471921]it looks like you didnt take the joke and got severely buttmad
page king
also brycenater I can't help but point out that this annoys me
[thumb]http://images.devs-on.net/Image/mzBvoR8WvVSUSkhf-Region.png[/thumb]
are you trying to be edgy/funny or something, you don't seem like someone who would be an expert in this field considering you get furious over the latter "joke" and you start to attempt throwing degrading comments at them like saying its "cute", where do you get the merit to say that[/QUOTE]
Im crazy lets go with that.
[QUOTE=unrezt;35470575]People who cry like babies after getting killed by a pyro who knows what they're doing.
If you get killed by a quick switch reserve shooter/axtinguisher, its your own fault, the pyro did everything right, its not overpowered or unfair, deal with it.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't make them less annoying and smug. :v:
I'm not playing tf2 much anymore and suddenly none of my "friends" talk to me. It doesn't annoy me as much as it saddens me.
[QUOTE=misterdoo01;35472806]That doesn't make them less annoying and smug. :v:[/QUOTE]
pyros are just annoying to begin with
we all had those times when pyros just come out of nowhere and keep w+m1ing with a gibus or no hat, and they just wont fuck off
you're thinking "get the fuck away from me I shot you with 3 rockets you're about to die why continue"
and yet they keep coming
a good strategy on any map would be having a marvelous leader lead a booty-raid to the enemy fort with 12 pyros, martyring
[QUOTE=Insane516;35472857]pyros are just annoying to begin with
we all had those times when pyros just come out of nowhere and keep w+m1ing with a gibus or no hat, and they just wont fuck off
you're thinking "get the fuck away from me I shot you with 3 rockets you're about to die why continue"
and yet they keep coming
a good strategy on any map would be having a marvelous leader lead a booty-raid to the enemy fort with 12 pyros, martyring[/QUOTE]
Pyro's who rely on their ability to aim with their shotguns while smartly using their flamethrowers to disorient players I can respect, in a addition to using their air blast on allies and to break up ubers. Pyro's who have to use the Degreaser/Axtinguisher crutch because they have to compensate for their garbage aim or because they think players will respect them more are scrubs.
[QUOTE=misterdoo01;35472943]Pyro's who rely on their ability to aim with their shotguns while smartly using their flamethrowers to disorient players I can respect, in a addition to using their air blast on allies and to break up ubers. Pyro's who have to use the Degreaser/Axtinguisher crutch because they have to compensate for their garbage aim or because they think players will respect them more are scrubs.[/QUOTE]
And that is why I love being a shotgun pyro.
Respect, easier (comparatively, I'm somehow worse with degreaser/axting than stock/shotty/wrecker), and I can get those amazing kills with horrible weapons.
[QUOTE=misterdoo01;35472943]Pyro's who rely on their ability to aim with their shotguns while smartly using their flamethrowers to disorient players I can respect, in a addition to using their air blast on allies and to break up ubers. Pyro's who have to use the Degreaser/Axtinguisher crutch because they have to compensate for their garbage aim or because they think players will respect them more are scrubs.[/QUOTE]
Axtinguisher is not a crutch, but I do believe a pyro is only as good as his shotgun aim, hell, I have more kills on my shotgun than on my flamethrower.
Start flaming them, continue for a few seconds, finish them off with the shotgun or the powerjack. Thats what I always do.
Although if im in a hurry/can attack from behind/fighting a group/ubered then I will probably just use my flamer exclusively (W+M1ing is incredibly fun when you are ubered, just rush in and [B]BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING!)[/B]
[QUOTE=unrezt;35473523]Axtinguisher is not a crutch, but I do believe a pyro is only as good as his shotgun aim, hell, I have more kills on my shotgun than on my flamethrower.[/QUOTE]
The flamethrower is a primary weapon for a reason, you don't see heavies jumping around corners with their shotguns. >:(
[QUOTE=slapdown3;35473639]The flamethrower is a primary weapon for a reason, you don't see heavies jumping around corners with their shotguns. >:([/QUOTE]
Yeah, okay, compare the strongest primary in the game to the weakest, that's cool. Go around trying to get kills with the flamethrower, see how well you do.
[QUOTE=slapdown3;35473639]The flamethrower is a primary weapon for a reason, you don't see heavies jumping around corners with their shotguns. >:([/QUOTE]
Oh, I do see that. Annoying as fuck
[QUOTE=unrezt;35473977]Yeah, okay, compare the strongest primary in the game to the weakest, that's cool. Go around trying to get kills with the flamethrower, see how well you do.[/QUOTE]
The Flamethrower isn't the weakest primary.
[QUOTE=unrezt;35473977]Yeah, okay, compare the strongest primary in the game to the weakest, that's cool. Go around trying to get kills with the flamethrower, see how well you do.[/QUOTE]
84-140 dps with 60 afterburn damage is the weakest primary in the game...?
Holy shit. I joined a pub payload server and it started off fine. The server soon left until there were only 5 players, and the only other one on my team was a Spy. On the enemy team was a fucking pubstomper Pyro with Backburner + Flare Gun who really pissed me off. He spawncamped and didn't even attempt to help his team, playing the same class/loadout over and over.
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