Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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I never use the razorback. Always have a danger shield or an SMG by me to finish a crocostyle set or to give me some close-range defence when using the machina.
Well let's see...
In general Scout, Demomen and Snipers.
More precisely it would be FaN Scouts, Demomen refusing to use anything BUT the piece of fucking horseshit sticky lawnchair and thinking they're so good and pro because they spam that shit. Sniper - well, because they just sit in one place and get lucky shots all the time and it's always me. Oh and it's always me being extremely low on health. And it's always bodyshots never headshots.
Furthermore Pyros who think they are cool and pro because they use that gay ass puff 'n sting combo with the fucking Degreaser and Reserve Shooter. And yes, I actually am or used to be a good Pyro and I simply loathe that thing for the sole reason it doesn't require skill even though others claim it does. And also there's Phlogshit.
And lastly anything that changes the way I die, especially things that decapitate me. Although the Spycicle or however that shit is called is actually on top of the list because I often get facestabbed by that fucking thing. Bleeding effects count in here too. I'm okay with fire but not with a shit Sniper killing be just because he got lucky and barely grazed me with that shit that gives the bleeding effect.
There, feels better now.
Oh and fucking minisentries. As a Pyro.
The flare gun is alright, it's just the axtinguisher
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35581132]The flare gun is alright, it's just the axtinguisher[/QUOTE]
This. I roll with that loadout, but I'm honestly using the Flare Gun to kill people far more often than the Axtinguisher. Perhaps I should consider switching to another melee
If only Valve would check this topic from time to time. Nearly 90% of content in TF2 would be changed. :v:
[QUOTE=Bazkip;35576932]My monitor is a fucking beast. I've thrown my mouse at it numerous times in fits of rage and it doesn't have a scratch to show for it. In fact, it has on occasion broken the mouse.
It has also survived being thrown out my front door.
It's an HP w2207h, in case anyone's wondering. 22 inch, 1680x1050.[/QUOTE]
It being a tv too didn't help instead of being a dedicated monitor. Unfortunately someone still might use it as a tv, so I'll need to use a tv again as a monitor.
[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35581219]If only Valve would check this topic from time to time. Nearly 90% of content in TF2 would be changed. :v:[/QUOTE]
Prolly not just because lol 'competetive' players apparrently are the shit to Valve. I've played this game a long time but just because I'm not in a uber pro clan means I know shit about the game...
I have backstabbed so many razorbacks in my time.
They never noticed.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35581274]I have backstabbed so many razorbacks in my time.
They never noticed.[/QUOTE]
I stab Razorbacks all the time. They never seem to realise what that loud electric noise is.
Then wonder how the hell i backstabbed them when they were wearing a Razorback.
Tunnelvision apparantly also means deaf.
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35581132]The flare gun is alright, it's just the axtinguisher[/QUOTE]
The flare gun on its own is alright when used to light people from afar. In this set it's crits on demand, same with the axtinguisher.
[QUOTE=Tygrys;35580896]Well let's see...
In general Scout, Demomen and Snipers.
More precisely it would be FaN Scouts, Demomen refusing to use anything BUT the piece of fucking horseshit sticky lawnchair and thinking they're so good and pro because they spam that shit. Sniper - well, because they just sit in one place and get lucky shots all the time and it's always me. Oh and it's always me being extremely low on health. And it's always bodyshots never headshots.
Furthermore Pyros who think they are cool and pro because they use that gay ass puff 'n sting combo with the fucking Degreaser and Reserve Shooter. And yes, I actually am or used to be a good Pyro and I simply loathe that thing for the sole reason it doesn't require skill even though others claim it does. And also there's Phlogshit.
And lastly anything that changes the way I die, especially things that decapitate me. Although the Spycicle or however that shit is called is actually on top of the list because I often get facestabbed by that fucking thing. Bleeding effects count in here too. I'm okay with fire but not with a shit Sniper killing be just because he got lucky and barely grazed me with that shit that gives the bleeding effect.
There, feels better now.
Oh and fucking minisentries. As a Pyro.[/QUOTE]
I used to feel the same way about minisentries, but I use my homewrecker now and I don't really mind anymore.
[QUOTE=Goodwell;35581342]I stab Razorbacks all the time. They never seem to realise what that loud electric noise is.
Then wonder how the hell i backstabbed them when they were wearing a Razorback.
Tunnelvision apparantly also means deaf.[/QUOTE]
Tunnelvision sounds like some old time gaming console.
I want to try the flaregun, but I'm too attached to my shotgun to give it up...
I guess my deep love for the good ol' shotty has a downside...
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35581400]The flare gun on its own is alright when used to light people from afar. In this set it's crits on demand, same with the axtinguisher.[/QUOTE]
But you actually need to aim to get those crits with the Flare Gun
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35581274]I have backstabbed so many razorbacks in my time.
They never noticed.[/QUOTE]
Dicking around on a cp_orange server with a friend just to stomp (don't act like you've never done it) and I went spy. Get behind their team, back to like the 2nd point and there's three snipers sitting there. Gibus + Razorback + Machina. Every one of them. Whip out the ambassador, headshot them all. Not a single one noticed. Good work razorback, good work.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35581594](don't act like you've never done it)[/QUOTE]
I haven't. Orange maps are a disgrace to the game.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;35581633]I haven't. Orange maps are a disgrace to the game.[/QUOTE]
I mean go to a server filled with noobs like a valve server. The reason we went to orange was because low gravity so we would rocket jump everywhere.
So many anti-pyro crybabies. You cry when we use quickswitch. You cry when we use "w+m1"(hardly even exists). What the fuck do you want? Truth be told, almost all other classes can achieve higher burst damage than the pyro. Some examples. . .
[b]Puff and Sting:[/b] ~195 damage in 0.7 seconds
[b]Rocket Launcher:[/b] 224 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Direct Hit:[/b] 280 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Scattergun:[/b] 208 damage in 0.65 seconds
[b]Grenade Launcher:[/b] 200 damage in 0.6 seconds
[b]Shotgun:[/b] 180 damage in 0.625 seconds
Damage ramp-up caps at 2 meters from your target, meaning, unlike the pyro, you can deal this damage without even being in melee range. And again, unlike the pyro, you can deal damage from further distances. You want to stop dying to a close quarters class? Simple solution; watch where you are going and stop letting them get near you.
Stop playing like retards.
[QUOTE=unrezt;35581948]So many anti-pyro crybabies. You cry when we use quickswitch. You cry when we use "w+m1"(hardly even exists). What the fuck do you want? Truth be told, almost all other classes can achieve higher burst damage than the pyro. Some examples. . .
[b]Puff and Sting:[/b] ~195 damage in 0.7 seconds
[b]Rocket Launcher:[/b] 224 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Direct Hit:[/b] 280 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Scattergun:[/b] 208 damage in 0.65 seconds
[b]Grenade Launcher:[/b] 200 damage in 0.6 seconds
[b]Shotgun:[/b] 180 damage in 0.625 seconds
Damage ramp-up caps at 2 meters from your target, meaning, unlike the pyro, you can deal this damage without even being in melee range. And again, unlike the pyro, you can deal damage from further distances. You want to stop dying to a close quarters class? Simple solution; watch where you are going and stop letting them get near you.
Stop playing like retards.[/QUOTE]
And none of those have the capability of knocking you into a wall where you can't move and fucking up your aim completely, disorientating you and confusing you.
I'm a Pyro player. I have the Axtinguisher in my W+M1 loadout - Backburner, Flaregun, Axtinguisher, Gibus, Bronze Medal, Summer Shades, I use it when I feel like being a completely worthless douche. It's completely unbalanced with a Degreaser equipped, and I want a nerf because of it. You shouldn't be able to 2-shot a Heavy just because you - a PYRO, not a SNIPER or SPY who are DESIGNED to eliminate key targets - got into melee range.
[QUOTE=unrezt;35581948]So many anti-pyro crybabies. You cry when we use quickswitch. You cry when we use "w+m1"(hardly even exists). What the fuck do you want? Truth be told, almost all other classes can achieve higher burst damage than the pyro. Some examples. . .
[b]Puff and Sting:[/b] ~195 damage in 0.7 seconds
[b]Rocket Launcher:[/b] 224 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Direct Hit:[/b] 280 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Scattergun:[/b] 208 damage in 0.65 seconds
[b]Grenade Launcher:[/b] 200 damage in 0.6 seconds
[b]Shotgun:[/b] 180 damage in 0.625 seconds
Damage ramp-up caps at 2 meters from your target, meaning, unlike the pyro, you can deal this damage without even being in melee range. And again, unlike the pyro, you can deal damage from further distances. You want to stop dying to a close quarters class? Simple solution; watch where you are going and stop letting them get near you.
Stop playing like retards.[/QUOTE]
Yes, because all classes can double jump and have reaction time of a cyborg/android/robot to notice a pyro with degreaser + axtingusher. Seriously just spam flames to ignite a target, if he tries to run away airblast him into a corner where he is defensless and then 1-2 hits with axtingusher and boom. Over.
Shit like this:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-04-15_000021.jpg[/t]
Is fucking unacceptable.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;35582061]You shouldn't be able to 2-shot a Heavy just because you - a PYRO, not a SNIPER or SPY who are DESIGNED to eliminate key targets - got into melee range.[/QUOTE]
If a Heavy let's a Pyro hit him twice with the Axtinguisher then he deserves it, the Heavy should easily mow the Pyro down unless he got ambushed, in which case the Pyro was doing his job properly.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;35582097]Shit like this:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-04-15_000021.jpg[/t]
Is fucking unacceptable.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;35582061]You shouldn't be able to 2-shot a Heavy just because you - a PYRO, not a SNIPER or SPY who are DESIGNED to eliminate key targets - [B]got into melee range[/B].[/QUOTE]
uh isn't that what the pyro was designed to do?
[editline]15th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35582133]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
Clanstacking
I hate Puff N Sting, these are my loadouts:
Stock, Reserve Shooter, Third Degree
[i]Good, all-around one. I'm trying out the RS because I notice that I tend to airblast quite a bit. Can't really get a handle on it, might switch back to the Shotgun.[/i]
Backburner, Detonator, Powerjack
[i]My Ambush Loadout. Meant to suprise opponents and generally put out a ton of damage in a short amount of time while still having my ass covered.[/i]
Stock, Detonator, Homewrecker
[i]Engie Buddy Pybro. Spam Detonator on the cart as a distraction, destroy sappers, ignite Spies (better afterburn than the Degreaser, so I can blast a Spy, then tend to the sappers while the Spy burns to death).[/i]
Phlogistinator, Manmelter, Sharpened Volcano Fragment
[i]This one is fun as shit. Not to mention, it's actually really really useful on CTF Maps, specifically Turbine. Every bit of damage you do builds MMMPH. I always extinguish teammates and have gotten quite adept at picking people off with the Manmelter. Just for fun, CTF, and Arena usually.[/i]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;35582097]Shit like this:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-04-15_000021.jpg[/t]
Is fucking unacceptable.[/QUOTE]
Demo in the back wearing a BMOC with circling hearts
wat
Though judging how they've all got circling hearts I'm guessing it's probably just a serverside thing.
[QUOTE=unrezt;35581948]So many anti-pyro crybabies. You cry when we use quickswitch. You cry when we use "w+m1"(hardly even exists). What the fuck do you want? Truth be told, almost all other classes can achieve higher burst damage than the pyro. Some examples. . .
[b]Puff and Sting:[/b] ~195 damage in 0.7 seconds
[b]Rocket Launcher:[/b] 224 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Direct Hit:[/b] 280 damage in 0.8 seconds
[b]Scattergun:[/b] 208 damage in 0.65 seconds
[b]Grenade Launcher:[/b] 200 damage in 0.6 seconds
[b]Shotgun:[/b] 180 damage in 0.625 seconds
Damage ramp-up caps at 2 meters from your target, meaning, unlike the pyro, you can deal this damage without even being in melee range. And again, unlike the pyro, you can deal damage from further distances. You want to stop dying to a close quarters class? Simple solution; watch where you are going and stop letting them get near you.
Stop playing like retards.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=unrezt][b]Stop playing like retards.[/b][/QUOTE]
Heh, how ironic
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;35582061]You shouldn't be able to 2-shot a Heavy just because you - a PYRO, not a SNIPER or SPY who are DESIGNED to eliminate key targets - got into melee range.[/QUOTE]
Axtinguisher - unchanged since released, coming up on 4 years ago now.
Degreaser is also unchanged since its release.
Clearly Valve sees the pyro as an assassination class.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;35582097]Shit like this:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-04-15_000021.jpg[/t]
Is fucking unacceptable.[/QUOTE]
Kind of ironic with the servers name.
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