Team Fortress 2 (And Friends) General Chat - Seiteki will steal my OP - Games

Whenever I think of Tomo Tokino, I think of this joke. [code]A mother was working in the kitchen and her son was playing in his room with a train. When his train was pulling to a stop, she heard him saying: "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're going down the tracks!" The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."[/code]

I feel like shit right now... one of my best buds on steam had one of his IRL best friends die.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;37133247]It´s not like we have babies in this chat.[/QUOTE] Say that again, I will rip you neck and I will do a crate with your other bones, then I will proceed to make a key with your cranium, then I will uncrate that crate with that key and I will raffle all your organs. Then you will learn to not say bad words in front of kids.

[QUOTE=The Lone Spy;37133271]Say that again, I will rip you neck and I will do a crate with your other bones, then I will proceed to make a key with your cranium, then I will uncrate that crate with that key and I will raffle all your organs. Then you will learn to not say bad words in front of kids.[/QUOTE] Ill masturbate in the open chest cavity. While its open, might aswell make a day of it right?

[QUOTE=The Lone Spy;37133271]*********************************************************************************** ******************************************[/QUOTE] this is too graphic for children, i will have to censor you sir

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37133260]Unless this is [I]THE[/I] L4D2 Ellis who told you stories about Keith the whole time, shame on you.[/QUOTE] 'I ever tell you about the time me and Keith watched My Little Pony? I mean, its a young girl's show but it has horses with magical powers and Keith thought-' 'Ellis? Is now the best time?' 'Okay.'

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37133265]I feel like shit right now... one of my best buds on steam had one of his IRL best friends die.[/QUOTE] Shiiiit, how's he holding up? repost: [url]http://tf2r.com/k1a19yj.html[/url]

I'm in tears over his loss. Well... shit happens, I guess.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37133281]Ill masturbate in the open chest cavity. While its open, might aswell make a day of it right?[/QUOTE] Feel free to do whatever you want with the rest. [QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;37133285]this is too graphic for children, i will have to censor you sir[/QUOTE] Congratulations for getting the, not so obvious, joke.

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37133293]I'm in tears over his loss. Well... shit happens, I guess.[/QUOTE] I don't mean to be that guy.. but ... [QUOTE=l l;37132920]Especially when you see how blatantly [I]fucked[/I] it is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=l l;37133307]I don't mean to be that guy.. but ...[/QUOTE] Life sucks, then you die.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37133326]He may be gone, Zad. But just remember he's in a better place now, [b]trust me[/b] [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/unsmith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] ...are you trying to tell us you're dead?

Luckily he's holding up fine, he's a Lieutenant in the police force, his friend was a Sheriff's Deputy. They had a huge funeral about it, and it just hurts to see him sad. He sent me this along with tons of other pictures at the funeral... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2l41r.png[/IMG] It's saddening, really.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37133342]Well, 8 lives left when I think about it.[/QUOTE] *toggle console* Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin I will leave you with your last life... then I backstab you.

Have a raffle. [url]http://tf2r.com/kpviadv.html[/url]

Today isn't my day.

[QUOTE=The Lone Spy;37133351]*toggle console* Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 Kill UberMunchkin wait 10 I will leave you with your last life... then I backstab you.[/QUOTE] [url=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57084/villains/images/a/a8/Rattlesnake_Jake.jpg]I'm gonna blow so many holes in you, yer guts'll be leaking lead!![/url]

I have created the ugliest character i could make in fallout. he was 1 intelligence but 10 luck. His name is "Hurrior", he has a little trouble with his C's. [img]http://i.imgur.com/tcLPh.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/mPTca.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/K7FAU.png[/img] we should have an ugliest character contest

I vote we do an ugliest oblivion character we all win

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37133387]I vote we do an ugliest oblivion character we all win[/QUOTE] Okay, you can be in charge of prizes.

[QUOTE=Psycho9182;37133384]I have created the ugliest character i could make in fallout. he was 1 intelligence but 10 luck. His name is "Hurrior", he has a little trouble with his C's. [img]http://i.imgur.com/tcLPh.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/mPTca.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/K7FAU.png[/img] we should have an ugliest character contest[/QUOTE] not mine but: [IMG]http://guides.gamepressure.com/theelderscrolls4oblivion/gfx/word/1029840781.jpg[/IMG]

Welp, it's 2:40 am 'night, gc [url]http://tf2r.com/kbjhtc0.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Psycho9182;37133384]I have created the ugliest character i could make in fallout. he was 1 intelligence but 10 luck. His name is "Hurrior", he has a little trouble with his C's. we should have an ugliest character contest[/QUOTE] Reminds me of that /v/ thread a few weeks ago with the guy with the huge nose that I can't remember the name of. He didn't like guns though.

My favorite game is Rageguys Love Quest: Eposode 3 It's hard [editline]8th August 2012[/editline] I heard the male route in the game has more side quests.

I'm so lonely. Someone Skype with me while I listen to Korean Pop.

fuckin' tf2 dreams, man had a dream where there was this bot that generated tf2 items in your backpack, pretty sure I got a strange original, strange sharp dresser, strange pocket rocket (???), and a gaggle of other stuff I need a new hobby

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37133490]I'm so lonely. Someone Skype with me while I listen to Korean Pop.[/QUOTE] Gangnam style, am I right?

[QUOTE=Captain_Crazy;37133495]fuckin' tf2 dreams, man had a dream where there was this bot that generated tf2 items in your backpack, pretty sure I got a strange original, strange sharp dresser, strange pocket rocket (???), and a gaggle of other stuff I need a new hobby[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I feel you. My dreams either consist of my real life, TF2, or ponies. Or a mixture of the 3.

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37133506]Don't worry, I feel you. My dreams either consist of my real life, TF2, or ponies. Or a mixture of the 3.[/QUOTE] strange pocket ponyriginal, and going to the supermarket? is that your dreams

I remember my dreams for all of 10 minutes, then after that only a small vague part of it if I'm really lucky. The last one I can remember had a dog in it. The dog was big.