Team Fortress 2 (And Friends) General Chat - Seiteki will steal my OP - Games

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087696]did i forget i'm surrounded by gay people again fuck[/QUOTE] "Girl asks me to fuck her, I play TF2 instead."

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087696]did i forget i'm surrounded by gay people again fuck[/QUOTE] Everyones gay for someone. Stop denying it.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37087717]I mistakenly told Gabe I had a cooler hat.[/QUOTE] Well it IS cool~ But i still think mine is cooler~ I mean it has 1970's JFK half dollars all over it~!

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37087718]"Girl asks me to fuck her, I play TF2 instead."[/QUOTE] i have to eventually tell this lack-of-story don't i

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37087721]Everyones gay for someone. Stop denying it.[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Benedict_Cumberbatch_filming_Sherlock_cropped.jpg[/img] I am not gonna lie. I am totally gay for this man.

[QUOTE=calle7112;37087728]I am a homophobe. FUCK GAYS I HATE THEM! [sp]Nah I am Bi, I love penises! I love everyone![/sp][/QUOTE] I was a homophobe until I came here. Then I became perfectly tolerant.

Im a little gay for Ern. [QUOTE=Dubious George;37087735]i have to eventually tell this lack-of-story don't i[/QUOTE] I cant wait.

[QUOTE=maxumym;37087741]I was a homophobe until I came here. Then I became perfectly tolerant.[/QUOTE] Oh, I fucking love to hear that. I hate homophobia. I was raised by uber left wing hippy parents, so I guess I'm a little biased, but I've been raised to be pretty much PRO everything.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37087751]I cant wait.[/QUOTE] [quote]my ex and still friend texted me asking if we could do something the next day, when a few people were coming over to hers for the night. i wasn't exactly keen because she'd broken up with me to go after a chick she had the hots for. relationship was pretty weak in the first place though. because i wasn't exactly keen, i asked previously said monisieur bacon what he thought, while also in tf2. and so "why are you playing tf2 if a chick just asked to fuck you?" because my title. And nothing happened anyway because she acted all moody the entire night and then slept with said chick she had the hots for.[/quote] what i said to someone else not too long ago

Aw shit, my friend lives in seattle and im visiting there, and on my way to valve im going to his house and hes going to give me a breaching hammer! [IMG]http://cadexdefence.com/products_image/breaching_hammer.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087735]i have to eventually tell this lack-of-story don't i[/QUOTE] Oddly enough this reminds me of this time i had a girl over for a whole week at my house. Ever try to play TF2 with a girl laying on your spine? It's not easy i'll tell you.

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/1ew8dg.png[/IMG] :v:

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087761]what i said to someone else not too long ago[/QUOTE] Steamy story, I can barely contain myself. [editline]5th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;37087766]Oddly enough this reminds me of this time i had a girl over for a whole week at my house. Ever try to play TF2 with a girl laying on your spine? It's not easy i'll tell you.[/QUOTE] Im pretty sure noone else in the world knows what thats like.

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[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37087773]Steamy story, I can barely contain myself.[/QUOTE] utterly riveting isn't it. now can i have your soul back

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087791]utterly riveting isn't it. now can i have your soul back[/QUOTE] I dont have it. You mean you lost it?

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087761]what i said to someone else not too long ago[/QUOTE] You turned down hanging out with lesbians? dude, even if you dont get any, lesbians are pretty cool.

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;37087766]Oddly enough this reminds me of this time i had a girl over for a whole week at my house. Ever try to play TF2 with a girl laying on your spine? It's not easy i'll tell you.[/QUOTE] That story may be the wrong story for facepunch you won't find many people who can relate

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37087811]You turned down hanging out with lesbians? dude, even if you dont get any, lesbians are pretty cool.[/QUOTE] i still hung out with the entire night ya doofus. they're still friends. it's just irritating having a sexually confused female friend with depression mess with you. she made a see-through lie for the breakup in the first place and she said that previously she couldn't handle not having a boyfriend.

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087837]i still hung out with the entire night ya doofus. they're still friends. it's just irritating having a sexually confused female friend with depression mess with you. she made a see-through lie for the breakup in the first place and she said that previously she couldn't handle not having a boyfriend.[/QUOTE] my lesbian friend shares porn with me it's like, the greatest thing ever

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37087845]my lesbian friend shares porn with me it's like, the greatest thing ever[/QUOTE] next time i need to find lesbian porn i'll ask my ex i'll remember that!

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37087845]my lesbian friend shares porn with me it's like, the greatest thing ever[/QUOTE] I have a bisexual friend (girl) who has made it [I]very[/I] clear that she would be overjoyed to suck my brains out through my penis. It's true. Bi/lesbian girls are some of the coolest people you'll meat.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37087863]I have a bisexual friend (girl) who has made it [I]very[/I] clear that she would be overjoyed to suck my brains out through my penis. It's true. Bi/lesbian girls are some of the coolest people you'll meat.[/QUOTE] ...so does that story have an ending or what

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37087863]I have a bisexual friend (girl) who has made it [I]very[/I] clear that she would be overjoyed to suck my brains out through my penis. It's true. Bi/lesbian girls are some of the coolest people you'll meat.[/QUOTE] honey i think that's called cannibalism

Good night, facepunch [t]http://puu.sh/OLOh[/t]

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087873]honey i think that's called cannibalism[/QUOTE] I am worried that she is a zombie. Guitarplayer's better to watch out!

[QUOTE=Dubious George;37087856]next time i need to find lesbian porn i'll ask my ex i'll remember that![/QUOTE] They have an eye for it, I'll tell ya that.

[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;37087875]Good night, facepunch [t]http://puu.sh/OLOh[/t][/QUOTE] Sleep tight.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37087870]...so does that story have an ending or what[/QUOTE] We're getting there. She lives a few states away. [sp]we actually met on omegle about 8 months ago or so. I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;37087884]We're getting there. She lives a few states away. [sp]we actually met on omegle about 8 months ago or so. I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.[/sp][/QUOTE] Ha. I hope it works out for ya. ...I actually know my friend IRL. She took me out to batman the other day. I fell asleep :S