Team Fortress 2 (And Friends) General Chat - Seiteki will steal my OP - Games

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37176799]I think Yosemite played Half Life when they designed their new logo. [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/25/04824346-c236-4eaf-b121-5d26f392da55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] IT BEGINS. We're all ready for the invasion of Earth, right?

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37176799]I think Yosemite played Half Life when they designed their new logo. [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/25/04824346-c236-4eaf-b121-5d26f392da55.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Speaking of Yosemite, how was Yosemite Sam?

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37176715]and they'd all probably find you kind of bothersome for hitting on them even though you're just there to serve coffee[/QUOTE] Like I care about being bothersome you know who's bothersome HUMANITY

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37176818]Speaking of Yosemite, how was Yosemite Sam?[/QUOTE] He forced me to hike up to Nevada and Vernal falls. 8 miles. 2000ft climb in elevation. But other than that he is good.

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37176764]If I were him I would just spit in the Hipster's coffee.[/QUOTE] well then you'd get your ass fired for being such a petty child about something like that just serve them their damn drinks. People are people no matter what they like also, Hipster girls tend to be really, really hot.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37176842] also, Hipster girls tend to be really, really hot.[/QUOTE] *insert Scout Schadenfreude laugh here. I guess some people don't have taste.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37176842]well then you'd get your ass fired for being such a petty child about something like that just serve them their damn drinks. People are people no matter what they like also, Hipster girls tend to be really, really hot.[/QUOTE] On a related note, People are People is a key lyric in a Depeche Mode song that my brother listens to constantly and also hipster girls are undoutably very attractive [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg029AGwr1qzimpzo1_500.jpg[/img] [sp]would you like it better if she was covered in fecal matter instead, inspecter? kekekekek[/sp]

[url=http://puu.sh/QBis]secret[/url] raffle rate whatever you want 20 slots

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37176722]I'm back in coverage! What did I miss?[/QUOTE] Blue team prism tanks :v: For real.

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37176871]*insert Scout Schadenfreude laugh here.[/QUOTE] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gkjd3Ink1rcv7b7o1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bya3RWQJ1rcfg1ro1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jykcThUm1rxks4po1_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gk9cv7a41rcv7b7o1_500.jpg[/img]

stop posting girls please they're gross girls are gross

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;37176894] and also hipster girls are undoutably very attractive [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg029AGwr1qzimpzo1_500.jpg[/img] [sp]would you like it better if she was covered in fecal matter instead, inspecter? kekekekek[/sp][/QUOTE] You're not funny. She's not even attractive. If I saw her in public, I would yell in her face in a language she thinks doesn't exist. [QUOTE=Shadiko;37176942]stop posting girls please they're gross girls are gross[/QUOTE] For once I agree with you.

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37176952]You're not funny. She's not even attractive. If I saw her in public, I would yell in her face in a language she thinks doesn't exist.[/QUOTE] wow that actually sounds so stupid like you wouldn't belive "OH SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE LADY, BETTER YELL AT HER"

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37176969]wow that actually sounds so stupid like you wouldn't belive "OH SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE LADY, BETTER YELL AT HER"[/QUOTE] More like an ignorant woman that believes my homeland doesn't exist, better yell at her.

[QUOTE=Shadiko;37176896][url=http://puu.sh/QBis]secret[/url] raffle rate whatever you want 20 slots[/QUOTE] posting this again because it got sandwiched between a bunch of girls and dumb arguments please rate the original post though

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37176984]More like an ignorant woman that believes my homeland doesn't exist, better yell at her.[/QUOTE] wait what the fuck are you on about she's just a hot chick what the fuck is this homeland stuff

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;37176894]On a related note, People are People is a key lyric in a Depeche Mode song that my brother listens to constantly and also hipster girls are undoutably very attractive [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg029AGwr1qzimpzo1_500.jpg[/img] [sp]would you like it better if she was covered in fecal matter instead, inspecter? kekekekek[/sp][/QUOTE] You should see the hipsters that go to my church. [sp]They aren't hot. At all.[/sp]

I don't think I'll be playing TF2 for awhile, I feel like shit every time I play it with my friends.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177007]wait what the fuck are you on about she's just a hot chick what the fuck is this homeland stuff[/QUOTE] Well didn't you know? The people she associates with don't believe German speaking countries exist. It's the main reason why I hate them. Also don't force me to like her.

So I just scrapbanked 5 ref. Despite tf2scrap being in my name and a much more viable option. well, I tossed most of the weapons into that but, 2 of the things i got were beggar's bazookas. Which I sold for a scrap each. ...I made 1 scrap profit. [del]In other news, rate this post anything but dumb for a chance to win a (noncraft) sticky jumper 15 slots, 30 minutes[/del] OVER NOW

i wish there were less invisible walls and func_details in kong king rocket jumping on the signs is p. fun

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;37177067]So I just scrapbanked 5 ref. Despite tf2scrap being in my name and a much more viable option. well, I tossed most of the weapons into that but, 2 of the things i got were beggar's bazookas. Which I sold for a scrap each. ...I made 1 scrap profit. In other news, rate this post anything but dumb for a chance to win a (noncraft) sticky jumper 15 slots, 30 minutes[/QUOTE] B&

Inspecter do you honestly think people don't think Germany exists Maybe you're the dumb one here.

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37177063]Well didn't you know? The people she associates with don't believe German speaking countries exist. It's the main reason why I hate them. Also don't force me to like her.[/QUOTE] wait what seriously what please fill me in what the fuck are you going on about I'm not forcing you to like her but I'm saying telling everyone if you saw her you'd scream at her is slightly irrational

I feel like writing a serious fanfiction. I'm assuming you guys would like a Team Fortress 2 one?

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177091]I feel like writing a [b]serious fanfiction.[/b] I'm assuming you guys would like a Team Fortress 2 one?[/QUOTE] lost it at this

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177098]lost it at this[/QUOTE] I write stories. So what? I've written some pretty damn good stories.

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177120]I write stories. So what? I've written some pretty damn good stories.[/QUOTE] because serious fanfiction is an oxymoron and TF2 fanfiction can be by far the worst like, I love this game but I hate all the people who try writing these epic dramatic stories where they all kill each other tearfully or whatnot it's a cartoony violent shooter

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177133]because serious fanfiction is an oxymoron and TF2 fanfiction can be by far the worst like, I love this game but I hate all the people who try writing these epic dramatic stories where they all kill each other tearfully or whatnot it's a cartoony violent shooter[/QUOTE] Fuck you, read my story. Good Team Fortress 2 Fanfiction deals with what we would see through the eyes and minds of the classes themselves. It's not stupid. Haven't you ever wanted to know what want on through the Snipers head as he cleared down several match-worthy opponents and narrowly survived? [b][i]Piercing glare stared down the scope as the Spy watched the battle-hardened mercenaries of RED team head into the heavily fortified base, blockading the entrance of the base with large walking slabs of meat on either side of the door. The rest of his team was dead, massacred by the pounds of lead excreted by the tons of metal carried by the grotesque guards. His mission was complicated, but with some luck it shouldn't end too horribly. All he would have to do was get past the eight Heavies patrolling the compound, silence the Medic, then finish off their leader, the RED Spy. Slowly backing down from the edge so he could get up, he left the sniper back up on the hill as it would be no use to him without rounds. Standing up from the ground the Spy pulled out his old trusty revolver, activated his watch, and started his way towards the compound, stopping every so often to let his watch recharge. Finally reaching the base, he slowly walked off to the side of the building, eventually finding the power box and disconnecting some of the wires. Sitting in the shadows, he pulled out his knife and he waited until the Medic eventually came out to check the box, and taking his chance, he deactived his watch and wrapped his arms around the Medic, covering his mouth and jabbing his knife into the man's spine. Instantly the man's struggles stopped and he slid to the floor. Not wasting a minute, the Spy pulled out his disguise kit and hid himself as the Medic before heading towards the entrance of the base. Suddenly, the Heavy on the right grabbed his shoulder, sniffing the air before turning to look at the Spy. "Not our Spy..." he said, squeezing the Spies shoulder with his iron grip, but quickly thinking the Spy thrust the knife into the man's arm forcing him to let go. Leaping onto the Heavy, he reached over his shoulder and stabbed his back, letting go of the knife and rolling to the side. The other Heavy, being obviously mentally challenged, watched this with stupidity and awe before reving his minigun. "I spy a Spy that is not Doctor!" he yelled, pulling the trigger and firing a barage of bullets at the Spy. Diving to the side, the Spy activated his second watch, dropping a fake corpse and sneaking around the Heavy, exchanging his knife for his revolver, uncloaking as the Heavy bent over the fake mirage. Putting the barrel to his head, the Spy pulled the trigger, instantly killing the man. "Goodbye you blundering idiot, the world is simply a better place without you." walking over to the first man, he pulled his knife out of his spine, then pulling out his disguise kit, he disguised as the Medic once more, heading into the fortress to finish the job.[/i][/b]

People posted girls, I better post boys. [img]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/hughjackman/hugh_jackman1_300_400.jpg[/img] [t]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gyI68oH-_zw/T7wX0jM6GbI/AAAAAAAACj8/Xebmb2q8DWY/s1600/house_md_ver4.jpg[/t]