Team Fortress 2 (And Friends) General Chat - Seiteki will steal my OP
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I don't like whats going on around here. :v:
Now let's post girly boys. The best of both worlds.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177138][b][i]Piercing glare stared down the scope as the Spy watched the battle-hardened mercenaries of RED team head into the heavily fortified base, blockading the entrance of the base with large walking slabs of meat on either side of the door. The rest of his team was dead, massacred by the pounds of lead excreted by the tons of metal carried by the grotesque guards. His mission was complicated, but with some luck it shouldn't end too horribly. All he would have to do was get past the eight Heavies patrolling the compound, silence the Medic, then finish off their leader, the RED Spy. Slowly backing down from the edge so he could get up, he left the sniper back up on the hill as it would be no use to him without rounds. Standing up from the ground the Spy pulled out his old trusty revolver, activated his watch, and started his way towards the compound, stopping every so often to let his watch recharge. Finally reaching the base, he slowly walked off to the side of the building, eventually finding the power box and disconnecting some of the wires. Sitting in the shadows, he pulled out his knife and he waited until the Medic eventually came out to check the box, and taking his chance, he deactived his watch and wrapped his arms around the Medic, covering his mouth and jabbing his knife into the man's spine. Instantly the man's struggles stopped and he slid to the floor. Not wasting a minute, the Spy pulled out his disguise kit and hid himself as the Medic before heading towards the entrance of the base. Suddenly, the Heavy on the right grabbed his shoulder, sniffing the air before turning to look at the Spy. "Not our Spy..." he said, squeezing the Spies shoulder with his iron grip, but quickly thinking the Spy thrust the knife into the man's arm forcing him to let go. Leaping onto the Heavy, he reached over his shoulder and stabbed his back, letting go of the knife and rolling to the side. The other Heavy, being obviously mentally challenged, watched this with stupidity and awe before reving his minigun. "I spy a Spy that is not Doctor!" he yelled, pulling the trigger and firing a barage of bullets at the Spy. Diving to the side, the Spy activated his second watch, dropping a fake corpse and sneaking around the Heavy, exchanging his knife for his revolver, uncloaking as the Heavy bent over the fake mirage. Putting the barrel to his head, the Spy pulled the trigger, instantly killing the man. "Goodbye you blundering idiot, the world is simply a better place without you." walking over to the first man, he pulled his knife out of his spine, then pulling out his disguise kit, he disguised as the Medic once more, heading into the fortress to finish the job.[/i][/b][/QUOTE]
that is literally what I'm talking about
why do people always try to turn thing sgrimdark
like, it's a cartoony wacky shooter
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;37177078]Inspecter do you honestly think people don't think Germany exists
Maybe you're the dumb one here.[/QUOTE]
Oh trust me, there are people that don't think a country or countries exist.
That first guy has a kickass suit.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177160]that is literally what I'm talking about
why do people always try to turn thing sgrimdark
like, it's a cartoony wacky shooter[/QUOTE]
Because you have no imagination.
And to Inspecter, do you really think that a prevailing trait among hipsters, who are at the very least in high school, is that they don't believe in Germany? I mean, our education system is awful, but not THAT bad.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177170]Because you have no imagination.
[sp]Let me do what I want, don't be a fuck-ass because it's impossible to write a believably Team Fortress 2 comic.[/sp][/QUOTE]
You're being really hostile when you don't need to be, relax.
I'm just saying. I don't personally like any of that stuff. I feel it's silly, it's not the tone of the game at all. TF2 is by no means dark or gritty, it's a bright vibrant game where we hit people with fish.
Well, time for me to sleep, and go onto my...dreams.
Of sustained cruelty and madness.
G'night~!
I just realized I'm sending this thread to drama hell
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177185]You're being really hostile when you don't need to be, relax.
I'm just saying. I don't personally like any of that stuff. I feel it's silly, it's not the tone of the game at all. TF2 is by no means dark or gritty, it's a bright vibrant game where we hit people with fish.[/QUOTE]
Through their minds, this is their life.
They don't see this as we do.
Think about that.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177198]Through their minds, this is their life.
They don't see this as we do.
Think about that.[/QUOTE]
well
umm, I hate to continue this going
but I think all the characters are not sane at all
Scout sees this as a game
Soldier believes Sun Tzu punched through ribcages and feasted on them
Pyro believes we're all children
Demoman is drunk off his ass
Engineer prolly knows, but he likes killing
Heavy talks to sandwhiches
Sniper is a professional
Medic is a sadist
Spy is a bit immature
if anything, it's demonstrated all the classes absolutely LOVE what they do.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177198]Through their minds, this is their life.
They don't see this as we do.
Think about that.[/QUOTE]
Spy isn't going to prance about trying to backstab people.
He's going to be in deep, constantly trying to remain hidden to take out the primary targets.
Soldier isn't thinking about how hilarious that Scout with the silly hat and fish is.
He's going to shout out [B]"MAGGOTS!"[/B] and blast him to all hell and not think about it again.
Medic isn't going to be sitting behind the team, having a good laugh. He is going to be constantly on the move, trying to save lives and cause pain whenever he can.
I will give in, pretty much everyone is insane, otherwise this would have ended long ago.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177233]Spy isn't going to prance about trying to backstab people.
He's going to be in deep, constantly trying to remain hidden to take out the primary targets.
Soldier isn't thinking about how hilarious that Scout with the silly hat and fish is.
He's going to shout out [B]"MAGGOTS!"[/B] and blast him to all hell and not think about it.
Medic isn't going to be sitting behind the team, having a good laugh. He is going to be constantly on the move, trying to save lives and cause pain whenever he can.[/QUOTE]
Well, you know, I guess we have different interpretations.
I, personally see them all as completely batshit insane bonkers, with their sanity degrading more and more overtime. 2007 Pyro wouldn't even think about that Birdcage.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37176842]well then you'd get your ass fired for being such a petty child about something like that
just serve them their damn drinks.
People are people no matter what they like
also, Hipster girls tend to be really, really hot.[/QUOTE]
Hipster girls are the equivalent of wax fruit.
They look pretty, but that's it.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177257]Well, you know, I guess we have different interpretations.
I, personally see them all as completely batshit insane bonkers, with their sanity degrading more and more overtime. 2007 Pyro wouldn't even think about that Birdcage.[/QUOTE]
Here, I'll try and write a fan-fiction describing everything as it pretty much is.
We do have different ways of seeing this.
That's all fine. No need to fight about it.
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37177279]Here, I'll try and write a fan-fiction describing everything as it pretty much is.
We do have different ways of seeing this.
That's all fine. No need to fight about it.[/QUOTE]
Hey, it's all cool man. I wasn't trying to pick fights with y'all.
As I recall, I never called anyone a fuck ass :v:
no but I should keep that that's funny
anyway write whatever
ignore dicks on the internet
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;37177276]Hipster girls are the equivalent of wax fruit.
They look pretty, but that's it.[/QUOTE]
They have so much bush, they never heard of shaving
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37177309]Hey, it's all cool man. I wasn't trying to pick fights with y'all.
As I recall, I never called anyone a fuck ass :v:
no but I should keep that that's funny
anyway write whatever
ignore dicks on the internet[/QUOTE]
You didn't call me a fuck-ass, I called you one. Sorry.
Here:
[b][i]Now that the company was ready for battle, Demomen had more weapons than ever of which to kill people for their growing paychecks. Glass bottles had long since been replaced by steel swords. Saxton Hale had invented the Eyelander, which, when swung through a battlefield, cut the necks of his enemies and collected them for further use. This was much better than slapping someone in the face with a glass bottle. An iron battle-axe had also been invented to separate the heads from the bodies.[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;37177181]And to Inspecter, do you really think that a prevailing trait among hipsters, who are at the very least in high school, is that they don't believe in Germany? I mean, our education system is awful, but not THAT bad.[/QUOTE]
I almost forgot, They're also Assholes who are annoying as fuck. Now let's just end this Hipster argument here. And talk about something else like TF2.
[QUOTE=Inspecter;37177332]I almost forgot, They're also Assholes who are annoying as fuck. Now let's just end this Hipster argument here. And talk about something else like TF2.[/QUOTE]
Hey, you guys know what's awesome?
Baker Boy + Earbuds + Proffessors Speks. Suddenly, you're a hipster.
[editline]11th August 2012[/editline]
:v: okay I'm being a fuckass
[QUOTE=mattmanlex;37177067]So I just scrapbanked 5 ref.
Despite tf2scrap being in my name and a much more viable option.
well, I tossed most of the weapons into that
but, 2 of the things i got were beggar's bazookas. Which I sold for a scrap each.
...I made 1 scrap profit.
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I just watched The Amazing Bulk.
Hardcore purple fans will love it.
Was playing with coyotegrey earlier on Kong King in some random server.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595852607566765430/6148C4298139C3177CA42C95B7E398144E559879/[/t]
He got a Self-Made before I did. :v: Was super fun playing with him!
Well, i have nothing else to say today
So goodnight FP and all who inhabit it
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[QUOTE=Nidhogg;37177510]Was playing with coyotegrey earlier on Kong King in some random server.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595852607566765430/6148C4298139C3177CA42C95B7E398144E559879/[/t]
He got a Self-Made before I did. :v: Was super fun playing with him![/QUOTE]
[img]http://puu.sh/QC8W[/img]
if only
[QUOTE=Mr. Magoolachub;37177544][img]http://puu.sh/QC8W[/img]
if only[/QUOTE]
Valve actually did show interest in it a few weeks back (they asked us to update a few things on the model). So maybe there is hope...
Is King Kong any good?
[QUOTE=Xieneus;37177558]Is King Kong any good?[/QUOTE]
kong king thx
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