Team Fortress 2 (And Friends) General Chat - Seiteki will steal my OP
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[QUOTE=VietRooster2;37105491]You people are why I can't sleep peacefully anymore.[/QUOTE]
*sharpens his butcher knife*
Prepare for your examination...
[QUOTE=usaokay;37105481]I was having a chat session with Hatley over Steam before the maintenance.
here's my thoughts so far (I don't want to omit Hatley's messages)[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uLTl0y5YM]You thought the door-smash was not-kid-friendly enough?[/url]
[QUOTE=Xieneus;37105367]Is that a gold member who just registered the other day?[/QUOTE]
It's a guy's alt, dummy.
By the way, here's the log of Usaokay's anger at MLP. I've omitted my own messages. Posting it now 'cause Steam died.
[quote]16:13 - usaokay: I'll be starting off with Party of One on netflix
16:14 - usaokay: Why the fuck is there a small gator wearing a hat
16:14 - usaokay: Jesus christ, I wish that pink horse would shut up
16:14 - usaokay: QUIET
16:16 - usaokay: I hope to god they don't go into a musical number
16:17 - usaokay: wait, they're celebrating a small gator's birthday?
16:18 - usaokay: I like the rainbow horse's tenacity, but other than that, I hate everything in this show
16:18 - usaokay: I fucking hate that pink horse's voice
16:18 - usaokay: So god damn SQUEEKY
16:19 - usaokay: no
16:19 - usaokay: no one likes the pink horse
16:19 - usaokay: that's a good sign
16:19 - usaokay: that little purple dragon really wants to get some horse vagoo
16:21 - usaokay: You just drew a clock on your hoof in front of her
16:21 - usaokay: the fuck
16:22 - usaokay: "EXCUSES!"
16:22 - usaokay: they have really huge eyes
16:23 - usaokay: I can see why people who fap to hentai also fap to MLP
16:23 - usaokay: this episode is so fucking stupid
16:24 - usaokay: and cliche
16:25 - usaokay: JESUS CHRIST
16:25 - usaokay: STOP YELLING YOU FUCKING PINK HORSE
16:26 - usaokay: GOD DAMN IT
16:26 - usaokay: "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THEEEEREEE!!!"
16:26 - usaokay: why the fuck did their necks go longer
16:27 - usaokay: That apple horse just smashed the pink horse's face in with a door[/quote]
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37105502]*sharpens his butcher knife*
Prepare for your examination...[/QUOTE]
*buys your knife with a key*
I am still trading mad.
*shoves knife into throat*
Fuck ninja.
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
Fuck automerge.
Good morning, how is everyone?
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37105502]*sharpens his butcher knife*
Prepare for your examination...[/QUOTE]
[B]NOPE[/B]
Examination is NOT on my schedule.
[QUOTE=Damian0358;37105528]*buys your knife with a key*
I am still trading mad.
*shoves knife into throat*[/QUOTE]
That's alright, that was just a duplicate.
*brings out another knife*
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;37105552][B]NOPE[/B]
Examination is NOT on my schedule.[/QUOTE]
Too bad.
*stabs Rooster with butcher knife*
[QUOTE=usaokay;37105547][h2]I HATE YOU.[/h2]
You gave me the most god awful episode I have ever seen and I watched Johnny Test sometimes. That pink horse wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP. Every time she yells, it's like clawing a chalkboard.[/QUOTE]
yes sir i am a certified rooster therapist and we will discuss your mental issues
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37105570]
*stabs Rooster with butcher knife*[/QUOTE]
OH NEVERMIND I THNK YOU PUNCTURED MY ASS
[QUOTE=calle7112;37105554]:v:
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
Morning there, I feel fantastic. How about you?[/QUOTE]
I feel pretty good thanks for asking. c:
[QUOTE=Inspecter;37105460]I am the one who eats other members here.[/QUOTE]
Step aside junior. You most likely know nothing about eating and as a human you actually have to [i]chew[/i] your food! I personally get disgusted by this kind of act and will not accept it around here.
And that one comment where you recommended a newcomer to eat reptiles... [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d2/Spy_JarateHit03.wav]it genuinely offended me and pissed me off![/url]
[QUOTE=usaokay;37105602]the part where the pink horse's pupils separate best describes what I'm feeling when I'm continuing watching this fucking episode[/QUOTE]
why are you watching it if you hate it so much
seems kinda redundant to me
Valve always pick the worst times for maintenance. Usa, maybe use a notepad file to record your anger at MLP, that way your reactions are contained in one post.
I'm considering to buy the Orange Box for 360.
Should I do it?
[QUOTE=Damian0358;37105640]I'm considering to buy the Orange Box for 360.
Should I do it?[/QUOTE]
don't waste your money
[QUOTE=DatHarry;37105618]why are you watching it if you hate it so much
seems kinda redundant to me[/QUOTE]
Dear mister I really have to feel concerned and reply every time something MLP-related is posted. We find Usaokay's review funny, please step off and let us enjoy it, thanks.
[QUOTE=Damian0358;37105640]I'm considering to buy the Orange Box for 360.
Should I do it?[/QUOTE]
Why would you do such a thing?
On a completely unrelated subject, someone should buy Inspecter a title saying "The one true Scatman"
[QUOTE=Damian0358;37105640]I'm considering to buy the Orange Box for 360.
Should I do it?[/QUOTE]
If you're not a gamerscore wh0re.
Please don't.
[QUOTE=calle7112;37105690]Guys I like pancakes.
Do you guys like pancakes?
I just had some pancakes.
Pancakes are delicious.[/QUOTE]
I've tried pancakes for the first time when I was at New York, not too long ago.
Only tasted good if it's [b]just[/b] pancakes.
No toppings, no syrup, just the plain pancakes.
Now leaving San Diego. Next destination is Palm Springs! Current temp in Palm Springs is 111 degrees F.
TIME TO UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 7 MOTHERFUCKERS!
So I can play Just Cause 2.
[QUOTE=calle7112;37105690]Guys I like pancakes.
Do you guys like pancakes?
I just had some pancakes.
Pancakes are delicious.[/QUOTE]
I have asked my sister if she could teach me how to make ´em.
She said she wouldnt have the patience to do it :c
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;37105740]TIME TO UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 7 MOTHERFUCKERS!
So I can play Just Cause 2.[/QUOTE]
Nah.
It's just 'cause you can.
Also, when I said I went trading mad, I was serious.
In about 1 and a half days, I got myself a couple cheap vintages, two cheap hats (one being uncraft), a Sticky Jumper, a Genuine BaR Killer Exclusive, a genuine Atomic Accolade, a few stranges (including a s. Scatter), some strange parts, a El Jefe, a ES, a bucket of Greed, a Genuine Stahlhelm, a Genuine Quadwrangler and the full Vintage Medieval Medic set (which I wasted my last keys on). I only paid the Sticky Jumper and the Greed paint with metal, everything else with keys.
Help me.
Last night was a crazy night.
Four in the morning and pretty much everything was hilarious to me.
I feel so ashamed.
[QUOTE=Damian0358;37105789]Also, when I said I went trading mad, I was serious.
In about 1 and a half days, I got myself a couple cheap vintages, two cheap hats (one being uncraft), a Sticky Jumper, a Genuine BaR Killer Exclusive, a genuine Atomic Accolade, a few stranges (including a s. Scatter), some strange parts, a El Jefe, a ES, a bucket of Greed, a Genuine Stahlhelm, a Genuine Quadwrangler and the full Vintage Medieval Medic set (which I wasted my last keys on). I only paid the Sticky Jumper and the Greed paint with metal, everything else with keys.
Help me.[/QUOTE]
Quick, buy 10 keys and uncrate 10 crates in hopes for an unusual!
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37105846]Quick, buy 10 keys and uncrate 10 crates in hopes for an unusual![/QUOTE]
Ew, Unusuals.
Quickly, sell them for something better!
[QUOTE=calle7112;37105885]I love Ushankas. They look nice, especially on Heavy.
See?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ushankassssssssssss.jpg[/img]
[sp]I miss my V. Ushanka[/sp] :suicide:
You guys got any hats you love?[/QUOTE]
I love my Col Roule and Fancy Fedora. If only I got myself a vintage one.
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