Team Fortress 2 Paper General Chat - The Thousand Year Chat
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[QUOTE=yellowoboe;37978406]Minecraft: H-game edition.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, p much.
There [i]are[/i] naked and sex dialogue versions.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;37978406]Minecraft: H-game edition.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, depending on what size slime you talk to, depends on their age, I thought it'd be how fat they are....
[URL="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703232347/mobtalker/images/thumb/3/38/Slime.png/1000px-Slime.png"]Big slime[/URL]
Not sure if want...
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978457]Oh man, depending on what size slime you talk to, depends on their age, I thought it'd be how fat they are....
[URL="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703232347/mobtalker/images/thumb/3/38/Slime.png/1000px-Slime.png"]Big slime[/URL]
Not sure if want...[/QUOTE]
No, you don't.
Try talking to a cow. I'm interested to see her....utter(s).
[sp]If her boobs are not ridiculously huge, I'm going to be disappointed.[/sp]
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37978472]No, you don't.
Try talking to a cow. I'm interested to see her....utter(s).
[sp]If her boobs are not ridiculously huge, I'm going to be disappointed.[/sp][/QUOTE]
hrm...can't talk to cows, only the enemies, and the...ghast? how the hell do I get close enough to talk to it?
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978500]hrm...can't talk to cows, only the enemies, and the...ghast? how the hell do I get close enough to talk to it?[/QUOTE]
Damn.
Also, Creative mode. Fly towards Ghast (or even spawn it with a Ghast egg, if there is such a thing).
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978457]Oh man, depending on what size slime you talk to, depends on their age, I thought it'd be how fat they are....
[URL="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703232347/mobtalker/images/thumb/3/38/Slime.png/1000px-Slime.png"]Big slime[/URL]
Not sure if want...[/QUOTE]
No nipple tease.
0/10 would not get hard.
The Enderman(?) Is pretty cute though...[URL="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703223945/mobtalker/images/b/ba/Normal_Enderman.png"]Endergirl[/URL], pretty dandere, reminds me of me of that burnt chick from Katawa Shoujo.
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978653]The Enderman(?) Is pretty cute though...[URL="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703223945/mobtalker/images/b/ba/Normal_Enderman.png"]Endergirl[/URL], pretty dandere, reminds me of me of that burnt chick from Katawa Shoujo.[/QUOTE]
I want to cuddle her, all day. She [b]does[/b] look so adorable.
Just need to make sure that I don't look at her face, though...
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978653]The Enderman(?) Is pretty cute though...[URL="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703223945/mobtalker/images/b/ba/Normal_Enderman.png"]Endergirl[/URL], pretty dandere, reminds me of me of that burnt chick from Katawa Shoujo.[/QUOTE]
you better not look away
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978653]The Enderman(?) Is pretty cute though...[URL="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120703223945/mobtalker/images/b/ba/Normal_Enderman.png"]Endergirl[/URL], pretty dandere, reminds me of me of that burnt chick from Katawa Shoujo.[/QUOTE]
Chest 2 flat.
Would not reopen link.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;37978432][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/939257693821871515/0DC5ABA1D422875B74DF2101C7AC0450735E9570/[/t]
:)[/QUOTE]
Aww.
He looks so happy that he got a kill!
Yeah, I'll just go with the the Ender, who introduced herself as Andr, my Minecraft skin is a girl, time for some yuri!
[URL="http://images.wikia.com/mobtalker/images/2/2b/Mob_Talker_1920x1080_wallpaper.JPG"]Here is a picture with them all in, I like the Ender and snow golem the most[/URL]
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978692]Yeah, I'll just go with the the Ender, who introduced herself as Andr, my Minecraft skin is a girl, time for some yuri![/QUOTE]
My Minecraft skin is a robot.
[editline]10th October 2012[/editline]
He can't have a working relationship with a monster. :(
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978692]Yeah, I'll just go with the the Ender, who introduced herself as Andr, my Minecraft skin is a girl, time for some yuri!
[URL="http://images.wikia.com/mobtalker/images/2/2b/Mob_Talker_1920x1080_wallpaper.JPG"]Here is a picture with them all in, I like the Ender and snow golem the most[/URL][/QUOTE]
Blaze Babe
11/10, would rape the ever-living Nether out of her.
But aside from that, Endergirl has to be my favorite~.
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978692]Yeah, I'll just go with the the Ender, who introduced herself as Andr, my Minecraft skin is a girl, time for some yuri!
[URL="http://images.wikia.com/mobtalker/images/2/2b/Mob_Talker_1920x1080_wallpaper.JPG"]Here is a picture with them all in, I like the Ender and snow golem the most[/URL][/QUOTE]
why does Iron Golem have ribs that connect into her boobs
what is this I don't
Anyone want to play some boot camp on some of the new missions?
I got no tickets right now so :suicide:
You know guys.
Today is a good day.
I can finally own a Strange Shovel.
[sp]The only other Strange that I want for the Soldier besides the Strange Buff Banner.[/sp]
Anyone else hate mosquitos
[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37978797]You know guys.
Today is a good day.
I can finally own a Strange Shovel.
[sp]The only other Strange that I want for the Soldier besides the Strange Buff Banner.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Last night I said I wanted a Strange Homewrecker.
Today is excellent day!
[QUOTE=light dasher;37978692]Yeah, I'll just go with the the Ender, who introduced herself as Andr, my Minecraft skin is a girl, time for some yuri!
[URL="http://images.wikia.com/mobtalker/images/2/2b/Mob_Talker_1920x1080_wallpaper.JPG"]Here is a picture with them all in, I like the Ender and snow golem the most[/URL][/QUOTE]
I like how their outfits go from cute hoodies to outfits made to turn you on.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;37978963]Anyone else hate mosquitos[/QUOTE]
I don't see how you would [b]like[/b] mosquitos.
In fact, I every human-being ever hates mosquitos. The only living things that would love them is the ones that they have on their restaurant menu.
[sp]Another way of saying that they preferably eat them.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ern;37979009]I like how their outfits go from cute hoodies to outfits made to turn you on.[/QUOTE]
Looks like they plan on doing the villages next.
[URL="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120902061720/mobtalker/images/6/69/Villager_2.png"]Nose is replaced with hair, sneaky.[/URL]
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/hU3bC.jpg"]Comic about the player ransacking the village[/URL]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pZ4mz.png[/t]
Quack.
[QUOTE=light dasher;37979175]Looks like they plan on doing the villages next.
[URL="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120902061720/mobtalker/images/6/69/Villager_2.png"]Nose is replaced with hair, sneaky.[/URL]
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/hU3bC.jpg"]Comic about the player ransacking the village[/URL][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1dcRu[/IMG]
Why does it stop there? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=light dasher;37979175][URL="http://i.imgur.com/hU3bC.jpg"]Comic about the player ransacking the village[/URL][/QUOTE]
I have no knowledge on what any of that said, so where's what I'm assuming:
Villager goes to two other villagers, informs them about a manly robber, robbing her chest from her house, then her wheat, then everything. Dem two villagers were shocked, then one of them realized, and informed the reporter that it's just a friendly outcast.
I am probably 25% right on what I've just said.
[QUOTE=AbeX300;37979218]I have no knowledge on what any of that said, so where's what I'm assuming:
Villager goes to two other villagers, informs them about a manly robber, robbing her chest from her house, then her wheat, then everything. Dem two villagers were shocked, then one of them realized, and informed the reporter that it's just a friendly outcast.
I am probably 25% right on what I've just said.[/QUOTE]
Something tells me they discussed how attractive they thought the robber was until they noticed he was just a bunch of cubes.
So I just got dishonored and-
[QUOTE=Ern;37979208][IMG]http://puu.sh/1dcRu[/IMG]
Why does it stop there? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Oh, ok.
New mvm has pissed me off royally.
Ban Camp killing the thread for 19 minutes straight pissed me off royally.
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