Major Update Speculation Thread v12: Layoffs Edition - Games

[QUOTE=DatWut?;39703296]It's supposed to temporarily give you 350HP, but if you glitch correctly, you'll constantly have 350HP.[/QUOTE] I thought that had something to do with eating it at the same time as touching the res cabinet

Babe its not a glitch It's a buff

[thumb]http://www.sourceop.com/hell-met/TF2/zombiecarl.jpg[/thumb] didn't take long for zombies to become obsolete

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;39703027]Full Moon Kills is the only one.[/QUOTE] Technically there is only one now, but there were also 2 others. "Halloween Kills" and "Robots killed during Halloween". More than likely they'll show up again later this year during Halloween again

weren't both of those in the halloween crate last year?

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;39703683]weren't both of those in the halloween crate last year?[/QUOTE] I know I've heard people finding them in drops during that time, and I just checked the wiki and they also say they were only found in drops as well. And I just checked stats.tf as well, and it says they were either from drops or from the MVM rewards. So, they were definitely not in crates

[QUOTE=spd12;39702916]I think what happens - and I've tried to submit bug reports to Valve about this multiple times - is that if you eat the bar at the moment your HP should start returning to normal, it ends up just adding 50 more to your permanent count.[/QUOTE] Did you test this?

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;39705055]Did you test this?[/QUOTE] I haven't tried it again in the recent past, but some months back I was able to do this somewhat consistently. I do know I never got it to accidentally add 50 HP permanently while chain-eating it, so the statement I made is ultimately my best educated guess on what's going on with it. Valve's never addressed it despite the bug reports I sent.

New in the store [url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=PTF205[/url] [img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/yeti_main.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;39707777]New in the store [url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=PTF205[/url] [img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/yeti_main.png[/img][/QUOTE] "Selling #1 Saxton Hale Self Portrait for 50 buds!"

By the way, [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout_update]Happy 4th Anniversary on the Scout Update[/url]! [sup]At least at Central Time![/sup]

[QUOTE=AbeX300;39707820]By the way, [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout_update]Happy 4th Anniversary on the Scout Update[/url]! [sup]At least at Central Time![/sup][/QUOTE] Four years of the FaN Scouts and the Bonk! Scouts. How I have managed to not kill myself is a mystery.

[QUOTE=SockFC;39707848]Four years of the FaN Scouts and the Bonk! Scouts. How I have managed to not kill myself is a mystery.[/QUOTE] Hey, at least they're not Soda Popper scouts.

[QUOTE=SockFC;39707848]How I have managed to not kill myself is a mystery.[/QUOTE] Because you've been drinking Bonk! yourself. :v:

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;39707777]New in the store [url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=PTF205[/url] [img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/yeti_main.png[/img][/QUOTE] Valve go to great lengths to ensure the Medic never gets new stuff. [img]http://i.imgur.com/dS0TiMl.png[/img]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;39691263]SMNC was terrible when I played it, the player base is ten times worse then any other player base, not worth playing even for the hats.[/QUOTE] which is why you team queued [editline]24th February 2013[/editline] personally it was my favorite video game I have ever played

[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;39702971]I would love to see some Don't Starve promos. I would love for the Heavy to have Wolfang's moustache.[/QUOTE] I was modeling wilsons hair and beard for medic. Didn't look too great.

[QUOTE=AbeX300;39707820]By the way, [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout_update]Happy 4th Anniversary on the Scout Update[/url]! [sup]At least at Central Time![/sup][/QUOTE] A week or two before the Scout update I played Egypt for the first time. I remember thinking it was an awful map and I hoped I wouldn't play on it again. Then the Scout update hit and it became an official map. I couldn't believe Valve picked it to make it official. To this day I'm still convinced that the only reason they made it official was so map makers had access to the the Egyptian themed textures.

I hope this year we get more limited edition TF2 items from big sales, like the Summer Hat and Ebenezer. Edit: THIS IS MY FIRST PAGEKING WHAT DO I DO

[QUOTE=Mikemaximum;39708396]I hope this year we get more limited edition TF2 items from big sales, like the Summer Hat and Ebenezer.[/QUOTE] Valve didn't even do anything special for the winter sale or Summer :c

Frankly, I want to see Engy get a new pistol. And maybe add a couple of shotguns for Heavy, Soldier and Pyro.

I really want all those class portraits, but I doubt I'd have anywhere to put them, considering each of them is 18x24

Just to be a nice guy, and because I'm bored at the moment. The last weapons added for each class. Scout Primary - Baby Face's Blaster, June 27, 2012 Secondary - Flying Guillotine, August 2, 2012 Melee - Wrap Assassin, December 15, 2011 Soldier Primary - Beggar's Bazooka, June 27, 2012 Secondary - Righteous Bison, July 20, 2011 Melee - Escape Plan, June 27, 2012. (Market Gardener/Disciplinary Action, June 23, 2011) Pyro Primary - Rainblower, June 27, 2012 Secondary - Scorch Shot, June 27, 2012 Melee - Neon Annihilator - August 2, 2012 Demo Primary - Loose Cannon, December 20, 2012 Secondary - Splendid Screen, June 23, 2011 Melee - Scottish Handshake, October 13, 2011 Heavy Primary - Hu-Long Heater, August 2, 2012 Secondary - Robo-Sandvich, September 21, 2012 Melee - Holiday Punch, December 15, 2011 Engineer Primary - Rescue Ranger, December 20, 2012 Secondary - Short Circuit, August 18, 2011 Melee - Eureka Effect, December 15, 2011 Medic Primary - Overdose, June 23, 2011 Secondary - Vaccinator, December 20, 2012 Melee - Solemn Vow, June 23, 2011 Sniper Primary - AWPer Hand, August 15, 2012 Secondary - Cleaner's Carbine, June 27, 2012 Melee - Shahanshah, June 23, 2011 Spy Primary - Diamondback, August 18, 2011 Sapper - Red-Tape Recorder, August 2, 2012 Melee - Black Rose, February 14, 2012 Cloaker - Quackenbirdt, November 16, 2012 If you want me to exclude reskins, then things might get depressing if you don't main Scout or Soldier.

Exclude the reskins. This place could use some depression. Here, I'll set the mood with some music. [video=youtube;9lJ4E-q6fb8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJ4E-q6fb8[/video]

Alright, the changes would be... Pyro Primary - Phlosginator, December 15, 2011 Demo Melee - Persian Persuader, June 23, 2011 Heavy Secondary - Family Business, June 23, 2011 Medic (If you want to be picky and count Solemn Vow and Amputator as reskins.) Melee - Vita-Saw, September 30, 2010 Sniper Primary - Hitman's Heatmaker, June 27, 2012 Spy Melee - Spy-cicle, December 15, 2011 Cloaker - Dead Ringer, Cloak and Dagger, May 21... 2009 ...Yeah.

Apparently New Adult Swim Gear is coming, a friend noticed that Google Reader was acting weird and it catched up [URL="http://swishiee.tumblr.com/image/43973182803"]this from the TF2 Blog[/URL], being posted 24th on the evening and later hidden. If Reader Derping was right, maybe this week we'll be in a treat for new [as] cosmetics.

[QUOTE=Danzflor;39709028]Apparently New Adult Swim Gear is coming, a friend noticed that Google Reader was acting weird and it catched up [URL="http://swishiee.tumblr.com/image/43973182803"]this from the TF2 Blog[/URL], being posted 24th on the evening and later hidden. It Reader Derping was right, maybe this week we'll be in a treat for new [as] cosmetics.[/QUOTE] Give us some Harvey Birdman

Boondocks items please

[QUOTE=Lazlo;39709102]Boondocks items please[/QUOTE] What made you think that making a fake video image linking to a meatspin would be good idea?

[QUOTE=1Eevee1;39708780]Medic (If you want to be picky and count Solemn Vow and Amputator as reskins.) [/QUOTE] Why would you?