Major Update Speculation Thread v12: Layoffs Edition - Games

Right,just a Grordbort's update :3

Here's something to speculate over. How did Zephaniah Mann Die?

Every illness known to man c'mon bro

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;39564245]You mean 2 months of constant crashes rendering the game near unplayable?[/QUOTE] Yeah, seriously. Hatless update was god awful. It was a fix update that broke things. No real new content to play around with, but you still get the same amount of post-update troubles every update brings. I read a bit of the TF2 article on Tvtropes, where it said people actually enjoyed the Hatless update. I have never been angrier at Tvtropes before.

[QUOTE=Zesty McLime;39564301]Here's something to speculate over. How did Zephaniah Mann Die?[/QUOTE] He drank too much Graveline.

best patch update was pyromania the patches fixed the disappointing last day for me

[QUOTE=lavacano;39564325]Every illness known to man c'mon bro[/QUOTE] How did he contract said illnesses?

[QUOTE=PSI Guy;39564352]Yeah, seriously. Hatless update was god awful. It was a fix update that broke things. No real new content to play around with, but you still get the same amount of post-update troubles every update brings. I read a bit of the TF2 article on Tvtropes, where it said people actually enjoyed the Hatless update. I have never been angrier at Tvtropes before.[/QUOTE] The hatless update had great fixes to other things (like styles being the big one, server side schema, DX8 paint, some balance changed) It also destroyed the engine for months. I remember not being able to play for more than 20 minutes without a crash it was so bad. Easily the buggiest update we've ever had. [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Untouch;39564377]best patch update was pyromania the patches fixed the disappointing last day for me[/QUOTE] the last day should have advertised all the neat balance changes. It would have been great

[QUOTE=Zesty McLime;39564388]How did he contract said illnesses?[/QUOTE] By visiting the lands he just bought. He wasn't immune to the illnesses in 'Murica yet.

You're all far too non judging. There's someone with a very good means and motive for disposing of Zephaniah Mann. Also teamfortress.com is loading slowly for me.

Whai u no talkin' about updates Whai u no sherlock

whai u no speakada english?

[QUOTE=Batmans;39564212]DdfffFFGJJHHGJ You're the 7 guy who said that And i'm posting from a WIIII U GFDDFVBYY IT HAVE A GREAT NAVIGATURU.[/QUOTE] Are you done?

Ingrish iz betah

[QUOTE=|eXtv| El Pacho;39563849][i]Woah, who the fuck?![/i] EDIT: First pageking, wooooo. Here, have this horribly stereotipic italian scout shoop' that I made to back up my horrible joke. [t]http://i.imgur.com/gSUh35n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/43795887/spy_scout03_tk2_select.wav[/url] Hidden voiceline I swear!!! I didn't record this!!!

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;39564595]Are you done?[/QUOTE] Nooo ffzzzdfhjkl NEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRHHH

[QUOTE=Batmans;39564606]Nooo ffzzzdfhjkl NEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRHHH[/QUOTE] Batmans confirmed to be a bitter, shitposting Testinglol.

Shouldn't we be like, speculating? Not making bad Italian jokes?

ObjectionoitcejbO Yes ,i'm bored,I want news weapons :(

[QUOTE=Batmans;39564638]ObjectionoitcejbO Yes ,i'm bored,I want news weapons :([/QUOTE] [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/42/Backpack_Holy_Mackerel.png[/img] [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] thank you max

[QUOTE=Batmans;39564212][highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight][/QUOTE] There is still hope for mankind. Also completely random, how-the-fuck-did-I-even-notice-this bit of trivia: On the mix of Meet the Medic's soundtrack included in the beta files, there's a sentry beep at around 2:45. The final version of the video contains neither that beep nor a sentry anywhere. You can continue to not care now.

the blog isnt loading is it like this for anyone else [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] oh dear [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] its loading slowly valve what did you do

anyone else have down item servers?

[QUOTE=Rageguy;39564769]the blog isnt loading is it like this for anyone else [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] oh dear [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] its loading slowly valve what did you do[/QUOTE] it's coming tonight's the night hl3 confirm- Well, probably some server-maintenace related laggs, i don't expect anything to come before Valentine's thusday

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[QUOTE=426_Hemi;39564837]it's coming tonight's the night hl3 confirm- Well, probably some server-maintenace related laggs, i don't expect anything to come before Valentine's thusday[/QUOTE] Willing to bet it's this, community died too, so I can't remove Aliens: Colonial Marines from my wishlist.

So what are the odds of day one being tonight? It would fit in with a release of a 3 day update on Valentines day.

[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;39564924]So what are the odds of day one being tonight? It would fit in with a release of a 3 day update on Valentines day.[/QUOTE] the blog's down item server's down no maintenance hmm

Updateless Update confirmed, then.

i'm installing ubuntu as we speak im ready