Major Update Speculation Thread v12: Layoffs Edition - Games

This post was posted from Ubuntu inside Windows 7 inside a computer.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;39566142]This post was posted from Ubuntu inside Windows 7 inside a computer.[/QUOTE] This was posted from a wii emulator inside a wii u emulator inside an ubuntu emulator inside a mac emulator inside windows vista.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;39566122]That appears to be an (untextured?) Lumbricus Lid grenade.[/QUOTE] It was a healing grenade that was originally going to be used by the medic. [editline]gaskn[/editline] Damn it finehats

[QUOTE=Erfly;39566173]It was a healing grenade that was originally going to be used by the medic.[/QUOTE] It does resemble it a bit though: [thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Lumbricus_Lid_Grenades.png[/thumb] [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Rageguy;39566142]This post was posted from Ubuntu inside Windows 7 inside a computer.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vbU1xPL.png[/img] I was not aware of that.

They're both based on the same Monty Python joke design wise, so naturally they look like each other.

What would a Linux update comic even look like? The Mac update lent itself to comparing the shiny new weaponry of the game to Apple's shiny electronics. But Linux isn't similar to any in-game mechanics. How are the characters supposed to empathize or care at all? What's the punchline?

[QUOTE=lazugod;39566673]What would a Linux update comic even look like? The Mac update lent itself to comparing the shiny new weaponry of the game to Apple's shiny electronics. But Linux isn't similar to any in-game mechanics. How are the characters supposed to empathize or care at all? What's the punchline?[/QUOTE] Highly complex and difficult to use weapons?

Robots AI is definitely UNIX.

[QUOTE=lazugod;39566673]What would a Linux update comic even look like? The Mac update lent itself to comparing the shiny new weaponry of the game to Apple's shiny electronics. But Linux isn't similar to any in-game mechanics. How are the characters supposed to empathize or care at all? What's the punchline?[/QUOTE] Set scene, Mercs find themselves in the south pole, slowly starving and dying of hypothermia, find a small little igloo with a pengun (tux) in front of it, the mercs go inside, and it turns out it is a whole warehouse full of linux computers, and a mann co warehouse. The mercs get some fish to eat, and some new weaponry, and in memory of the penguin, they get a little badge of him. (Just came up with this)

Bazaar Bargain glitch is fixed. RIP 150 damage bodyshots in 1.3 seconds (ty wiki)

[QUOTE=mphayes97;39566752]Bazaar Bargain glitch is fixed. RIP 150 damage bodyshots in 1.3 seconds (ty wiki)[/QUOTE] It never worked

[QUOTE=1112e;39566772]It never worked[/QUOTE] it totally did for me :v: it would only work on sourcemod servers for me though.

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;39566858]it totally did for me :v: it would only work on sourcemod servers for me though.[/QUOTE] So [b]that's[/b] the cause? Hold up, let me get on a SourceMod server and try this... [b]Edit:[/b] Assuming it [b]somehow[/b] still works, despite said otherwise. [b]Edit 2:[/b] Nope, I guess it was indeed "patched".

"grenade_heal" [B]heal[/B] Don't you guys ever read the wiki, it was the Medic's Grenade. Sorry for repeating it, but I just wanted to make it crystal clear.

Diaries are pretty Valentines-related, dontcha think?

[QUOTE=fendermcbender;39567426]Diaries are pretty Valentines-related, dontcha think?[/QUOTE] no

maybe the diary is ms.paulings and has scout fanfics

Inside the diary: [I]luv u miss pauling pls marry me so we can make many little scoots -Scout[/I]

[QUOTE=Rageguy;39567546]maybe the diary is ms.paulings and has scout fanfics[/QUOTE] or maybe it's the soldier's one, and has heads fanfics.

Heads Update - Soldier gets Eyelander, Nessie's Nine Iron, UHHH and Bazaar Bargain.

If we ever get to read the diary or something I hope its in morse code "mmph"ing about how the Pyro was just setting shit on fire. [I]Sept. 28, 1969: Enemy stole our briefcase. Set them on fire. It was a good day. Sept. 29, 1969: Saw a bird. Set it on fire. It was a good day. Sept. 30, 1969: Found a hat. Set it on fire. Now everyone calls it an Unusual. It was a good day.[/I]

[QUOTE=Grazony;39567682]If we ever get to read the diary or something I hope its in morse code "mmph"ing about how was Pyro just setting shit on fire. [I]Sept. 28, 1969: Enemy stole our briefcase. Set them on fire. It was a good day. Sept. 29, 1969: Saw a bird. Set it on fire. It was a good day. Sept. 30, 1969: Found a hat. Set it on fire. Now everyone calls it an Unusual. It was a good day.[/I][/QUOTE] [I]Sept. 31, 1969: Found an asbestos mattress. Today was a bad day. :([/I]

[QUOTE=Fine Hats;39567827][I]Sept. 31, 1969: Found an asbestos mattress. Today was a good day. :D[/I][/QUOTE] Fixed

But heads slow soldier down when he gets them because he picks them up and carries them around with him :v:

[QUOTE=1112e;39567862]Fixed[/QUOTE] Why would he be sad on a good day? :c

Oct. 1st, 1969: Asked Engie to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. He said he'd think about it. :)

[QUOTE=AbeX300;39567879]Why would he be sad on a good day? :c[/QUOTE] it was opposite day in pyroland

[QUOTE=HerSilverHammer;39567918]Oct. 1st, 1969: Asked Engie to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Looked at me strangely and walked away without answering.[/QUOTE]

Man, I sure hope being able to run Tf2 in textmode while using Linux is enough for the promo. I've had enough trouble just getting Linux to run, maxing out at 5fps when steam is open. I don't think I'll be able to get Tf2 to run properly.

I´m sorry to be too lazy to read through all the pages to search for the link, can someone give me the link with all the pre-MtM and leaked stuff?