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I lol'd shame I was currently sleeping at the time. Also if you do donate, sign up or you won't get your privileges and shit.

How's the whole hacker thing coming along?

[quote=noobcake;17665213]log from the hacker, fucking funny. [code]mr. Bix: Lol no phμ: Muahahaha phμ: Pussy mr. Bix: Lolno mr. Bix: I can do this all day phμ: Oh yeah? Phμ: U sure? Mr. Bix: Yeah mr. Bix: B) phμ: I can do this all day mr. Bix: Hooray mr. Bix: I envie your horrific dickishness phμ: I know mr. Bix: So you enjoy crashing servers like a dickhead? Phμ: Who said im crashing it? Mr. Bix: I did mr. Bix: And i have quite a few who agree with me phμ: Well im not phμ: But i might know the person who is mr. Bix: Alright then who is phμ: That i can't tell you your chat with phμ is now a multi-user chat. Phμ has been invited to chat. Tehzipfile has been invited to chat. Tehzipfile entered chat. Mr. Bix: So you got one of your little shithead script kiddie friends crashing the server whenever i ban you? Phμ: Hello phμ: If u say so mr. Bix: So tell me mr. Bix: Why mr. Bix: I'm all ears mr. Bix: Why tehzipfile: U mad pqu phμ: Im mad phμ: Ggrrrr !!!! Mr. Bix: U mad b) phμ: And who the hell are u zipfile ? Mr. Bix: A fellow admin tehzipfile is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Matttherat has been invited to chat. Matttherat entered chat. Phμ: He abuses admin power like u ? Mr. Bix: He wanted to watch tehzipfile: Admin caboose mr. Bix: Also i don't abuse power mr. Bix: You fuck with my shit and i'll ban you mr. Bix: Like you did mr. Bix: And you got banned accordingly matttherat: And crash the server :c mr. Bix: Plus, i wasn't the only one who didn't like you matttherat: Noone likes you phμ: Lies! Everybody loves me mr. Bix: Well put mr. Bix: Nobody likes you tehzipfile is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Phμ: Lies mr. Bix: Ur a lie mr. Bix: B) matttherat: Your parents even abandoned you mr. Bix: Haha oh wow phμ: ;( matttherat: You were an ignorant worthless shit mr. Bix: Also you're mr. Bix: :d matttherat: They banned you from life mr. Bix: Lol bent from life mr. Bix: Good one mr. Bix: :v matttherat: And you crashed them >.< matttherat: U crashed there life! Mr. Bix: Ahahahahahaha mr. Bix: Oh wowowowow mr. Bix: Hohohohoho phμ: Lols matttherat: Why!? Mr. Bix: Yeah mang matttherat: All they did was ban you for a good reason matttherat: Noone likes afaggot mr. Bix: Why'd you kill them matttherat: Not even your parents mr. Bix: Why mang mr. Bix: If you didn't srsfag everything up i wouldn't have banned you phμ: Well u did mr. Bix: At the time i was questioning your ability to speak english because you never spoke mr. Bix: Well you're not banned mr. Bix: We won't fuck with you if you don't fuck with us phμ: Good phμ: Ok so bye bye and sweet dreams mr. Bix: Bye bye fagola phμ: Dont insult me phμ: Im mad now mr. Bix: Fag mr. Bix: O mr. Bix: La mr. Bix: B) phμ: Gggrrrr matttherat: Fagola matttherat: Oh shit hes gonn acrash! Matttherat: Ruuuuun matttherat: Rage crash! Matttherat: Lol he crashed matttherat: Lololol phμ: Bang phμ: Ur dead matttherat: Im revording this chat matttherat: Btw matttherat: I have proof you just crashed us matttherat: Epic fail phu phμ: Oh noes !!!111 phμ: Pls dont do that phμ: I'll do anything matttherat: ^ bad troll is bad matttherat: Xd matttherat is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Phμ: :'( matttherat: And its funny, he thinks hes good matttherat: Get a life phμ: How much will that cost me? Matttherat: Lol crashed again matttherat: Hahahaha matttherat: Steam_0:1:20083678 matttherat: Hack that phμ: :o matttherat is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Mr. Bix: Hey guess wut fgt mr. Bix: I got norzone on your case right now mr. Bix: B) phμ: Wut phμ: Good matttherat: Crashed again matttherat is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Galaxy news radio entered chat. Galaxy news radio: B) phμ: Hello galaxy news radio: Three dog loto shen: But no, seriously loto shen: I hear you've been hacking the server? Phμ: Did i? Mr. Bix: Apparently phμ: :o mr. Bix: Mmm mr. Bix: French fries mr. Bix: :d mr. Bix: Tasty phμ: You must be a really fat kid phμ: Stop eating that mr. Bix: No lol mr. Bix: To both things tehzipfile: Says the person who spends his time crashing a server mr. Bix: If anyone you're fat mr. Bix: Exactly mr. Bix: B) phμ: Im not fat :d mr. Bix: Lol stop hiding behind your monitor and admit it pancakes phμ: 1,70m / 65kg mr. Bix: Damn son mr. Bix: You fat phμ: Thats not fat mr. Bix: Yes it is mr. Bix: By god phμ: Rofl phμ: Do the math mr. Bix: Holy shit you're obese man mr. Bix: Dear god phμ: :o mr. Bix: Get to a clinic or something fuck phμ: [url]http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/[/url] mr. Bix: Holy shit your bmi is huge mr. Bix: You will die of heart attack mr. Bix: In the next mr. Bix: 2 mr. Bix: Seconds phμ: Shut up fatty phμ: Go eat your french fries loto shen: Just because people think that you're cool for a 6 year-old doesn't mean that you can get away with whatever you want you ignoratn little shit, you're probably adopted like i am, but the difference is that you weren't put up for adoption, you were left on a doorstep. People probably don't even bring you to an adoption center anymore because none take you, in fact, you probably switch homes every couple of days. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean you can get away with shit like this... I'm sorry to say it, but you're gonna end up being raped almost every year once you turn 12, and you'll begin a life on the streets that involves stealing and mugging. You'll be arrested, sadly, and thrown in jail. There, you'll meet a man named thunderdick, and you'll slowly be used until you're nothing more than an overused burlap sack being used as a condom for a thnderdick and monster-ass sandwich. This'll all happen before you reach the age of 27 too. Mr. Bix: Oh my god stop talking you'll excersize yourself too much loto shen: B) phμ: I stoped at the 4th word mr. Bix: Holy shit you typed all of that? Loto shen: Yeah matttherat: Loto he refuses to read all that mr. Bix: Bo matttherat: Hes not smart enough loto shen: Because he can't read mr. Bix: Exactly matttherat: He can mr. Bix: An orphan dick basket tehzipfile: He has super add man, put it in a couple words mr. Bix: B) matttherat: But not well matttherat: He has aids matttherat: He likes anal sex loto shen: He only understands the words his dad taught him, like "condom" and "suck" matttherat: With his adopted arabic brother phμ: Rofl matttherat is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Mr. Bix: He understands the word dildo aswell loto shen: Seriously though, why the hell do you keep crashing the server? Matttherat: He only uses the word condom matttherat: In the same sentance matttherat: With no phμ: Who said im crashing it? Mr. Bix: He mad mr. Bix: That's why mr. Bix: U mad mr. Bix: B) loto shen: Look matttherat: Cuz ur a griefing fagola matttherat: Im in the server loto shen: Its no coincidence that the server crashes everytime we ban you matttherat: Overtime! Matttherat: Lol matttherat: Overtime matttherat: Oh phu, ill admit thats funny matttherat: Lol norzone was like overtime! Matttherat: Then it crashes mr. Bix: Hey phu mr. Bix: Guess wht phμ: Wut mr. Bix: Bayn matttherat: Ur permad mr. Bix: B) matttherat: Perma perma perma! Phμ: Oh noes matttherat: Xd tehzipfile: U mad pqu mr. Bix: Yeah mr. Bix: U mad matttherat: Hes crying mr. Bix: B) loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U madu mad matttherat: Hes cutting himself loto shen: U mad u madu mad u mad u mad mr. Bix: He's gonna be poor loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad matttherat: U mad loto shen: U mad phμ: Now i'll have to phish some more accounts loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad matttherat: ??!?!? Loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad loto shen: U mad matttherat: U mad mad amd amdmadmamdamsdlkhdkashdlkas:d matttherat: Heres one phu tehzipfile: Lol phish phμ: Rageeeeeeee ! !!!!!!!!! Matttherat: Steam_0:1:20083678 loto shen: You're probably the same guy who tried to phish my account matttherat: As well mine matttherat: Steam_0:1:20083678 mr. Bix: I ignore account phishers mr. Bix: B) matttherat: Phish that one mr. Bix: Do it matttherat is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Loto shen: 'cause the one who did that was stupid enough to think i'd fall for the same trick twice matttherat: ....omg free games matttherat: :d matttherat: Xd mr. Bix: Ha mr. Bix: Omg free games loto shen: Shutup... Psycho mantis entered chat. Mr. Bix: Come get some mr. Bix: Oh hay mr. Bix: When did he get here psycho mantis: What. Loto shen: I fuckin fell for that once mr. Bix: Look at the hacker tehzipfile: Hai psycho mr. Bix: Psycho mr. Bix: Look at the monkey psycho mantis: Pardon. Loto shen: So you think you're gonna just phish an account and get back in the server? Mr. Bix: Phu the monkey with a keypad psycho mantis: Oh mr. Bix: We can ban any number of accounts you can come up with mr. Bix: B) matttherat: :d loto shen: They already are psycho mantis: Quick, everyone b) psycho mantis: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: He'd been ip banned mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) loto shen: B) loto shen: B) psycho mantis: B) loto shen: B) loto shen: B) b) loto shen: B) phμ: ---> im mad <---- loto shen: B) b) mr. Bix: B) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) loto shen: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) b) loto shen: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: B) mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B) loto shen: B) b) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) loto shen: B) b) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: B) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: Hahahaha mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) b) b) b) b) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B0 mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: You gonna crash the chat phu? Tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: Be dat spam mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B) tehzipfile: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) psycho mantis: B) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) psycho mantis: B) loto shen: B) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: B) loto shen: B) psycho mantis: B) loto shen: B) mr. Bix: Go ahead crash us maget psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: B) loto shen: B) b) b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) mr. Bix: B) mr. Bix: B) tehzipfile: B)))))) mr. Bix: B))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) psycho mantis: B)))) loto shen: B)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) tehzipfile: U mad pqu b) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) mr. Bix: U mad mr. Bix: B) loto shen: Umad b) psycho mantis: B)b) loto shen: Umad b) umad b) tehzipfile: Hemad b) loto shen: Umad b) loto shen: Umad b) tehzipfile: B) loto shen: Umad b) loto shen: Umad b) loto shen: Umad b) psycho mantis: B)b)b)b) loto shen: Umad b) psycho mantis: B)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) mr. Bix: Umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b)umad b) mr. Bix: Umad b) psycho mantis: B)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) mr. Bix: Umad mr. Bix: B) psycho mantis: B)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) venom517 is now playing team fortress 2. Click here to join. Venom517 entered chat. Loto shen: Umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) umad b) venom517: Oh hello psycho mantis: B)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b)b) tehzipfile: Come b) with us matttherat: Lol tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: Oh hi loto shen: Wtf?! Tehzipfile: B) matttherat: Were making him rage psycho mantis: Venum b) with us loto shen: Venom517?!?!?!?!?! Venom517: B) - dealw/it tehzipfile: Everyone b) tehzipfile: B) psycho mantis: B) psycho mantis: B) venom517: B) venom517: Deal w/it matttherat: B) matttherat: B) matttherat: B) matttherat: B) loto shen: Has he name of he guy who ried o phish me! Matttherat: B) matttherat: B) mr. Bix: L;fjdfgh matttherat: Lo lcrashed psycho mantis: Phµ's raging matttherat: Lolol [/code][/quote] why wasn't i there??? :( I would've lol'd my ass off till the end of time if I was in that chat.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;17662411]Has that weapon/class randomizer script been released to the public yet? Also, this server is tarting to get boring. That gamemode where you get killed by an invincible admin over and over again and you get kicked for trying to fight back, I think it was called Slender Man, was funny for the first few minutes, but it gets old fast.[/QUOTE] next time check console maybe you could see who banned you. I try to say something in chat before I ban someone since I accidentaly banned a Winsauce mod because someone told me I try and give them a chance and most of the time it works but when Jethro is on its nonadmin: "hey admins *L33tL0rd* killed someone again" MrSun: "hey L33tL0rd gay name but what the fuck are you doing. dont kill this isnt a killing server" ----Before I can finish typing----- Jethro: "/ban L33t 50 " -(also I like fucking with the messages it makes them lol and if they post something I lol too... lol) I love you Jethro. I really do btw I need to find out how to spawn props without crashing the server. me and Jopp were testing it but at first it would crash then it wouldnt do anything... now it works... what the fuck

I never ban for that long. My bans are around five minutes.

Im online fags get on da server so we can have happy time [editline]07:09PM[/editline] I made a flamthrower sniper by changing distance on the flamer and messing with physics! LOTS OF FUN

I remember yesterday I went on the server and died in a rocket battle and got 6 weapons. Oh man that was funny. No hats though.

GUYS i just made the pyro's flames non existant! hahaha he doesnt burn anymore thats perfect for when you want to organize pyro tennis and dont want people killing each other

So, when did the 'hacker' leave last night?

I need an admin to come on in about an hour at 10

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;17678371]GUYS i just made the pyro's flames non existant! hahaha he doesnt burn anymore thats perfect for when you want to organize pyro tennis and dont want people killing each other[/QUOTE] Yeah I was there for that. I am Action Snail by the way.

It's easy. tf_flame_thrower_boxsize 0. Now he can't light a thing

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;17680602]It's easy. tf_flame_thrower_boxsize 0. Now he can't light a thing[/QUOTE] Thanks. I'll use this when pyros are being annoying fucks.

[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;17682929]Thanks. I'll use this when pyros are being annoying fucks.[/QUOTE] actually i didnt have to have it at 0 i fucked with boxsize and damage radius so they had weird values no less than 1. oh fuck i sound like my math teacher [editline]09:13PM[/editline] coming on with some new songs. some torture songs some good nostalgia like always [editline]09:56PM[/editline] its MOOSIC night [editline]10:14PM[/editline] /csay someone get on da server. i need to sleep.

Why is the server empty?

Maybe cuz everyone asleep.

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;17674608]next time check console maybe you could see who banned you. I try to say something in chat before I ban someone since I accidentaly banned a Winsauce mod because someone told me I try and give them a chance and most of the time it works but when Jethro is on its nonadmin: "hey admins *L33tL0rd* killed someone again" MrSun: "hey L33tL0rd gay name but what the fuck are you doing. dont kill this isnt a killing server" ----Before I can finish typing----- Jethro: "/ban L33t 50 " -(also I like fucking with the messages it makes them lol and if they post something I lol too... lol) I love you Jethro. I really do btw I need to find out how to spawn props without crashing the server. me and Jopp were testing it but at first it would crash then it wouldnt do anything... now it works... what the fuck[/QUOTE] It works perfectly, I mean prop spawning. If you just fuck one letter up you crash the server. But I won't do that :smug:

I won't be on the server for as long for a while, sorry guys. I'll be on around Monday next week.

*ATTENTION* admins if you post an event it gets people on. nobody was on and i posted an event to come on and people did! it worked! just dont spam it guys

Sun, stop being so god damn wacky. I kept getting killed by you and some other idiot for no reason. Not only was no one else killing or doing fuck all, it was always me. Do your job by kicking srsfags and setting an example for others.

Hey, just popping in to say Mr_Sun is an awesome admin, and i love the server. Just this one srsfag called PQNY kept killing everyone and ruining our fun! :'C

[QUOTE=PQNY;17710365]Sun, stop being so god damn wacky. I kept getting killed by you and some other idiot for no reason. Not only was no one else killing or doing fuck all, it was always me. Do your job by kicking srsfags and setting an example for others.[/QUOTE] more people love me than hate me. your point is not valid since i did that only because you were shooting me [editline]09:39PM[/editline] server is restless. people need an admin on. I need to go to bed. see yah fagolas. ill invite some friends to join facepunch this weekend and get them to play on our Unsrs server [editline]10:04PM[/editline] apparently im a "Shitposter" and don't deserver admin. haha

Get in the server. It's too empty.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;17714240]Get in the server. It's too empty.[/QUOTE] I would, but it's nearly midnight and I am [i]slightly[/i] tired

And it's almost 6:30 pm here and I have enough Caffeine in me to give a small animal a seizure.

The worst spray to ever be sprayed on the server. [media]http://i36.tinypic.com/rhvdqb.jpg[/media] It's supposed to be a picture of PQNY. :aaaaa:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffff- I imagined him Exactly like that. Damn my Knowledge of Reading Voices.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;17716222]The worst spray to ever be sprayed on the server. [media]http://i36.tinypic.com/rhvdqb.jpg[/media] It's supposed to be a picture of PQNY. :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] If it is, it wouldn't surprise me.

This server is full of fgts :smug:

[QUOTE=Shadow_coole;17718348]This server is full of fgts :smug:[/QUOTE] umad