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YOU ARE ALL FOOOOLS! You DID NOT see the true meaning of this update! THE TRUE UPDATE IS THE [b]SAXTON HALE 3D MODEL.[/b] FOOLS I SAY! caps ....obviously

[i]"Guns, sir. They're against them." - "Fine. I'll just beat them to death with MY BARE HANDS!"[/i] That comic is pumped up with a REAL MAN.

[quote=Saxton Hale]If this sensational issue doesn't stop your adrenaline-gorged heart for five entire seconds, I will send you a notarized certificate confirming [b]you do not exist![/b][/quote] :v:

[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;18909703]:v:[/QUOTE] i just send him an email (via robin) considering this issue. i hope to recieve my certificate soon.

Fingers crossed for a game-mode where one person plays as Saxton Hale and systematically kills the RED team.

Saxton hale in the next meet the video?

it would be cool if the plates meant something like Demo could get pickaxe Vault of Heavy Valhalla? idk and the soldier could get the sword of American Steel. who knows. lol

And now something completely different [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D0LltARC8E[/hd]

PO BOX 857 Saratoga NJ

Masters are using only Dead Ringer and normal Invisibility Watch.

I thought the taunt would have killed the soldier

Thank god I saved my dups. :buddy:

Forget the actual game, WE GOT SOME WIDER UNIVERSE REVELATIONS IN HERE :gizz:

[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;18906775]Probably; Batter's Helmet + Bonk! + Bonk! = Bonk! Helmet. :v: [img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JaxJesse/humor/obvious.png[/img] :v::v::v:[/QUOTE] Hell yes I can get the Bonk Helm then because I have a crappy Batter's Helmet that I wear the hatless Scout over. :v:

[QUOTE=TMlord95;18902158]Holy shit, his chest hair is shaped like Australia![/QUOTE] My good sir you are mistaken. Australia is shaped like Saxton Hale's chest hair.

If you can make hats with crafting, that would make then unrare. Is the whole point of them to be hard to find and highly valuable?

[QUOTE=Nystical;18914434]I thought the taunt would have killed the soldier[/QUOTE] Same... team?

[QUOTE=Eight Bit;18915223]If you can make hats with crafting, that would make then unrare. Is the whole point of them to be hard to find and highly valuable?[/QUOTE] Well there could be a chance of failure as well.

We need more repair skill points. TO THE VAULT

I love Valve for doing stuff like this.

yea soldier will craft some moar!

[QUOTE=Xeroti;18908850]So I'm pretty sure we're getting some kind of monkey in this update, I wonder who'll get it. Here [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/05.htm[/url] He talks about how there's a monkey in the crates he's going to send over to the TF2 team, and of course, the secret page.[/QUOTE] Im pretty sure hes talking about sending over the explosives that killed the monkey when he sent them into space.

Monkeys? Cats? Guard dog? Pet update.

PETA would protest it.

Also, I wonder who the president is. He begs for peace and wants the war to be over, but he also is excited about encouraging people to make propaganda posters to "support our troops". I wonder which side is "our troops". [editline]04:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NomadicNinja;18923748]PETA would protest it.[/QUOTE] Saxton'll kill them hippies.

[QUOTE=Mexican;18923786]Also, I wonder who the president is. He begs for peace and wants the war to be over, but he also is excited about encouraging people to make propaganda posters to "support our troops". I wonder which side is "our troops". [editline]04:44PM[/editline] Saxton'll kill them hippies.[/QUOTE] Saxton'll. Best Conjuction Ever.

[url]http://www.valvesoftware.com/people.html[/url] So about Drew Wolf

[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;18906775]Probably; Batter's Helmet + Bonk! + Bonk! = Bonk! Helmet. :v: [img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JaxJesse/humor/obvious.png[/img] :v::v::v:[/QUOTE] I knew there was a reason I wanted the Batters Helmet so damn much.

excellent math skills

Well I HAD a goddamn batter helmet.