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Wait... Weekend updates ? This is getting so fucking awesome

[QUOTE=Mexican;18905329]Craft them all together.[/QUOTE] Then you get the [b]GOLDEN MACHINE GUN[/b].

Valve now updates on weekends

[QUOTE=Link_09;18905606]Valve now updates on weekends[/QUOTE] Friend told me and I was all: Nah... And then I saw it. I keep expecting the world to blow up.

[QUOTE=SmashJonXD;18905303]What if you... craft all weapons...[/QUOTE] They should give you a hat made out of weapons, if you craft one of each item.

i find it funny that the art guy's name is drew [editline]07:36AM[/editline] what if was Arthur XD [editline]07:36AM[/editline] which is shortened to Art btw

So, any known blueprints for now?

[QUOTE=pawelte1;18906704]So, any known blueprints for now?[/QUOTE] Probably; Batter's Helmet + Bonk! + Bonk! = Bonk! Helmet. :v: [img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JaxJesse/humor/obvious.png[/img] :v::v::v:

You can get the [b]golden machine gun [/b] by crafting all the hats (including Bill's Hat, the Halo and all other exclusives) together

Hopefully you can craft new weapons, with random stats maybe, instead of Jarate + Jarate + Jarate = Huntsman.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;18906797]You can get the [b]golden machine gun [/b] by crafting all the hats (including Bill's Hat, the Halo and all other exclusives) together[/QUOTE] Like all the hats you have or all the hats you might not have.

There will be a site with combination library. [B]I want a Rock-it launcher![/B]

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18907272]There will be a site with combination library. [B]I want a Rock-it launcher![/B][/QUOTE] Kukri + Backburner + Scrap Metal = Shishkebab

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18907272]There will be a site with combination library. [B]I want a Rock-it launcher![/B][/QUOTE] Fuck yeah, this way i can launch all those duplicates im not gonna use for nothing (not even crafting) anyway.

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2ltfz7r.png[/img] What is this, it's not even english!

Someone put that into Google translator.

its lorem ipsum

I just tried it out in Google Translator, and it appears that there are many languages.

Kill some hippies!

[QUOTE=pawelte1;18908337]I just tried it out in Google Translator, and it appears that there are many languages.[/QUOTE] its lorem ipsum, its just the standard filler text [url]http://www.lipsum.com/[/url] it means nothing, and only has the purpose to spaces up, for debugging purposes, or filling up newspapers in game updates

Jarate + Bonk = Larate

[QUOTE=Str4t0s;18908454]Jarate + Bonk = Larate[/QUOTE] fizzy drinkable piss

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/[/url] Last Comic picture when Saxton jumps out of the plane. He's wearing a shirt :saddowns: Edit : Never fucking mind, I looked at the pic and it's bluish shadows, not a shirt, i'm an idiot.

Boxing Gloves + Axtinguisher = Boxing gloves with barb wire Ambassador + Blautsauger + Bonk + Jarate = Medic Pistol of Overdose.

I am hereby calling dibs on Saxton being in the upcoming "meet the" vid

Why is the newspaper in latin? Can someone translate it?

So I'm pretty sure we're getting some kind of monkey in this update, I wonder who'll get it. Here [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/05.htm[/url] He talks about how there's a monkey in the crates he's going to send over to the TF2 team, and of course, the secret page.

It's nonsense text, as has been said repeatedly throughout this thread. Ipsum. Edit: The post below me, that.

[QUOTE=SenorJose;18908783]Why is the newspaper in latin? Can someone translate it?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BassB;18908447]its lorem ipsum, its just the standard filler text [url]http://www.lipsum.com/[/url] it means nothing, and only has the purpose to spaces up, for debugging purposes, or filling up newspapers in game updates[/QUOTE] Read.

[QUOTE=Marlamin;18908857]Read.[/QUOTE] Thanks.