Brag about something you accomplished but isn't actually good or interesting - Games

I had a 50% chance of winning a Saxxy (Original Universe) and then got a middle finger from Valve when they didn't put my wonderful entry of a sphere invading a land made up on cubes on a nominee page, and just posted the winning entry on the blog.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;39707704]I couldn't fake a girls voice if I tried. How soft is your normal one?[/QUOTE] Well shit, now I imagine you sound like some burly dude named Lance.

I unboxed an Unusual Team captain, but it's only blizzardy :(. *feelbad*

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;39707941]Well shit, now I imagine you sound like some burly dude named Lance.[/QUOTE] He has a normal male voice that's unmistakable in its gender. It doesn't sound buff. I helped make a phlogistinator mod.

I spent hours creating a mod for fallout NV that changes all the player voice lines to demoman lines for my demoman playthrough, but i got bored and uninstalled the game shortly after

Did my first strafestab today :v: Also a while ago i did an airshot with the guillotine.

I once taunt-killed Saxton Hale :v:

I once quickscoped a Heavy and killed him.

I dominated a douchey Demoman who yelled at me for wm1 as a Pyro, (he himself was a m1 m2 Demo, couldn't hit me with a grenade to save his life, literally) solely with the Scorch Shot, Backscratcher, and by puffing him away when he tried to flee for a health pack.

i remember this one time i knocked a jarate off course with a crit rocket and killed the sniper i swore i saw a "007" medal pop up on the screen after it happened

being the kind of pyro who actually flanks, supports teammates, ambushes and helps with both the offense and defense in a team rather than simply walk into death.

I killed a boss in the original Vs Saxton Hale Mod, the Vagineer, as last man standing as a Sniper, with the SMG while he still had around 800 hp left.

Working with my friend who was medic to overtake the enemy team with our medic train while a scout made off with the enemy intel on 2fort.

I pushed six enemies off the edge of pl_upward in one round and taunted every time.

I rocket jumped and killed a Pyro I wasn't aware of

I met MaxOfS2D on a prop hunt server and took a screenshot: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=129084524[/url] And then he tweeted the screenshot I took. I flipped my shit. [url]https://twitter.com/MaxOfS2D/status/305743916936876032[/url]

My ready steady pan team dumped me. I only cried all day. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/buI3cS1.png[/IMG] :suicide:

On CP_Orange_x3 I sticky-jumped up to the mid point, slapped a guy with an ullapool caber that sent my flying to the top of the map and dropped a loch-and-load pill into the face of some scout in the air and killed everybody on the point. I was like :holyshitwhathtefuckimsogood: [editline]26th February 2013[/editline] Honestly the most impressive feat i've seen in this thread.[QUOTE=Chain_Smoker;39704786]When I got 5 cents out of a crate at the market.[/QUOTE]

I airshotted a rocket jumping, overhealed Soldier. Twice. With the Loch & Load. But he cratered instead of asploding. I've done a huge number of unbelievable headshots before, like headshotting a sticky jumping Demoman who had our intel in midair (only once, nearly shit a brick when I did it, they still got away with it though), headshotting Spies just after they swipe my back and just do 30 dmg because my back was against the wall, quick-headshotting a Heavy just as he revs up in front of me and killing him, headshotting players just before their Medic pops his uber, then following him and headshotting when he's no longer invulnerable, headshotting a demoknight charging right at me, nailing a Scout jumping around like crazy trying to nab our Medic, getting a triple kill with the Machina that included a Medic, etc. Someone even put in a ban request on the forums against me cause they thought I was hacking, luckily the admins actually watched the demo and saw I wasn't. It sucks, though, because I never play on replay servers, and the only time I bother recording a demo is when I'm spectating a hacker to make a ban request on the forums.

Not to brag.. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/s/3btf3k94lr8oeh7/SC20130214-005815.png[/t] Having #1 crates lying round are nice.

I once got 1000 FPS in a dark corner of a room with Chris's FPS Config activated on an empty server.

I flareshot psychopath as he was rocket jumping over me.

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My Steam account turns 8 years old at the end of the month

when i got 10 cents off a crate on steam market. Beat that!

i got my first ever ambassador headshot kill even though i use it as my main revolver

I rocket jumped and killed a cloaked spy

Market Gardened a soldier with rocket jumper in midair. He survived the crit, but died when we landed.

I once reflected 2 pipebombs and a flare with 1 airblast.