Bad Habits Megathread: Stop calling for medic edition
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[QUOTE=What Up;40660956]I'm one of those shithead pyros who repeatedly airblasts you into a corner when your cloaked so you cant reach and healthpacks or escape
but I see a ton of pyros airblasting spies further away so they can get away safely.
what is up with that. your job as a pyro is to shit on everyone's fun, not help them[/QUOTE]
I remember playing on Badwater, trying to m1 the hell out of a Demoman when this puff and sting Pyro starts pushing him away and missing all the Axtinguisher swings, airblasting him right onto a health kit.
I can't stop screaming Help! command everywhere.
play pubs
I always try to melee pyros. [i]Always[/I]
And I never heal people as a medic; screw those guys, I have to melee heavies to death.
[QUOTE=Jordax;40627777]I always mix up the 'Dispenser' voice command with the 'Positive' voice command.
This is especially bad as a Heavy, as I try to cheer others and myself up, but end up sounding like an idiot who thinks that 'pootis' is still hilarious.[/QUOTE]
there is nothing wrong with enjoying a little pootis every now and again.
I smack talk people like a complete asshole. It makes me wanna crawl in a hole and die when I realize it afterwards.
[QUOTE=Szraneraxtq;40672053]I smack talk people like a complete asshole. It makes me wanna crawl in a hole and die when I realize it afterwards.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad I only do that kinda crap on L4D2 versus. I don't know WHY I do that though. It is truly the only game I really talk trash on. But then again, headshotting a hunter that's coming in screaming from friggen Mars with a quick scope makes me oh so happy that I must share it.
[QUOTE=Szraneraxtq;40672053]I smack talk people like a complete asshole. It makes me wanna crawl in a hole and die when I realize it afterwards.[/QUOTE]
i only do it to people who deserve it
people who've been gloating the entire match, usually, or use shithead tactics to get ahead like spamming mini-sentries
i often hit the right mouse button before the left one while scoped in as a sniper , making me miss my headshots
Putting away my gun and trying to charge in for a melee attack while the enemy is backpedaling and outmatches you in one of the following ways.
Is a Soldier / Pyro
Faster than you
There's 3 of them
Overusing voice commands from C+1 to C+8 :v:
- C+1 when capping/defending point or cart.
- C+2 after encountering an enemy.
- C+3/C+5 after kill/capture etc.
- C+4/C+6 after death/target getting away etc.
- And I like taunting people with spectaculary poor aim (usually these are F2P scouts and snipers) with C+7 and C+8 to the extent when I'm not even shooting them and just jumping around them :v:
And I realized that I'm also often trying to use these voice commands in other games.
I can't help but to abuse glitches while playing on servers they can be used on.
Tyring to headshoot someone and missing, then taunting
I keep trying to get more and more hats. I don't need any more hats, stop it idling accounts. I don't need more hats, I need more metal!
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;40702078]I can't help but to abuse glitches while playing on servers they can be used on.[/QUOTE]
Such as...?
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;40702078]I can't help but to abuse glitches while playing on servers they can be used on.[/QUOTE]
Like throwing cleavers through doors and hitting the ball of the sandman through on Control Point maps.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;40703873]Such as...?[/QUOTE]
Spawning in walls on arena maps.
Spawning in prophunt as a prop with weapons.
Spawning as a hale with weapons.
Spawning on spectator team.
You get the idea.
holy fuck I never realized so many people have the same exact habits as me
I never see people in-game doing this shit, I always thought I was the only one
I think my "worst" habit is if I see a friendly engineer upgrading his stuff I'll go over and whack it with my melee, no matter what class I am :v:
Going perma-melee, that got me perma-banned from one of my favourite servers.
i see an enemy in a game that isnt tf2
i try to press x+1
[QUOTE=comet1337;40708414]i see an enemy in a game that isnt tf2
i try to press x+1[/QUOTE]
related: i often try to press z+2 in games
*Jumping between two covers to taunt at the bad sniper who can't hit me.
*Saying "No" -command when I kill someone with a shotgun/while enemy is attempting to do something important.
*Q spamming while I have Degreaser.
*Playing deathmatch-ish gamemodes and maps (Hightower, Kong King, 2fort etc.).
*Wandering away from sentry and stuff because there's other engi.
*When other engi is close but away from our stuff, I try to make combat sounds (Shotgun shots etc.) and saying "Spy!" and "Help!" commands until other engi comes back and gets greeted with my wrench taunt.
*Also, acting like an enemy Spy while teammate is suspecting I'm one.
Always saying Sentry Ahead as Demoman and Scout
Sometimes my fingers shift over to the left or right one key and then when I need to escape from this horrible situation, I usually end up walking towards the wall, and it gets really embarrassing.
I hardly ever use the sticky bombs as demoman.
what is a secondary weapon
- me
[QUOTE=ASIC;40715195]I hardly ever use the sticky bombs as demoman.[/QUOTE]
I have the same problem but the other way around
and then i get yelled at for sticky spamming
Spamming "Thanks!" and "Spy!" because I have them bound to alt and shift, and then using the voice command for "Go! Go! Go!". Also, if I play demoman, I always walk to the battlements bashing my bottle on the wall hoping it breaks before I get there :v:
I compulsively craft 3 refined metal as soon as I get it, and then craft more hats together.
This is a constant cycle that wears down on my hat count. It sucks.
I press tab subconciously every other second not to check whether or not there's a disproportionate amount of dead enemies currently respawning so my team can move up.
I check it because I want to know if I'm still MVP or not :c
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