Bad Habits Megathread: Stop calling for medic edition
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Everytime I'm Engie, all I do is
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zshZrEs.png[/IMG]
It gets so bad I end up doing it with the other classes and realize it isn't as funny since they have multiple lines for the same command.
Saying "Sentry ahead!" to enemy Heavy that is coming to me
Using the "Spy!" voice command when I meant to hit "Thanks!".
And then I say "No." as if it would cancel the previous voice command.
Segab: "Spy!"
Segab: "No."
I also do that when accidentally hit E instead of W after I respawn.
Segab: "MEDIC!"
Segab: "No."
Whenever I play spy , the first one who i disguise as is Pyro because "3" is the closest button to my finger on the "w" forward key. After a few successful back stabs I re-disguise as pyro, always never any other class
Makes it easier for the enemy team to know if ze Spah has returned
I tunnel vision medics and dive into 5+ people
I always airblast people when I get them on fire. Why I do that?
I always end up wasting half my ammo so I can look at the pretty particles.
The joys of being ADHD.
Jumping around instead of just walking and spamming "Go! Go! Go!" as I do that
I die a lots.
Any time I kill a slugga I must inform him that it is indeed the way to go.
I sometimes schadenfreude after every single kill
it's gotten to the point I instinctively press H in FPS games that aren't tf2
do I have problem
[QUOTE=Chaofanatic;40849135]I always end up wasting half my ammo so I can look at the pretty particles.
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The Rainblower in a nutshell (for me).
Also I've developed a bad habit of not checking and healing spies because I'm such a generous medic.
Spamming the "Help!" command and actually expecting people to help.
Airblasting enemy stickies into team mates who just happen to walk around the corner.
Getting killed by my reflected rockets because a team mate just so happens to jump in front of me as I reflect it.
Tring to snipe as a Heavy(deals 5 damage repetedely)
Always aim body when using huntsman
Spam "Help!" every time I'm fighting. Even if I'm dominating them
[QUOTE=Segab;40846836]I also do that when accidentally hit E instead of W after I respawn.[/QUOTE]
God damn does it piss me off when I do this.
I'm only good when playing on crits-only servers
Spamming my keybind of voicemenu 2 5, especially as Engineer.
DAMN DAG NABBIT
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
DAMNIT, FELLAS
DAMNIT DAG NABBIT
Also building sentries in places that completely ignore the objective. Though they still seem to be effective because people forget they aren't to that point yet, have passed the point already, or that my spot can be ignored altogether.
[QUOTE=Gamemaster1379;40871723]Also building sentries in places that completely ignore the objective. Though they still seem to be effective because people forget they aren't to that point yet, have passed the point already, or that my spot can be ignored altogether.[/QUOTE]
I tend to place my sentry in the objective next in line (e.g. the next point up in a Payload map), and then move it up if we're doing a good job of holding the current point.
It's not exactly helpful for the first point, but by the time I get to the second point goddammit I'm ready for them
This thread makes me realize how necessary a "Sorry!" command is
[QUOTE=light dasher;40852433]Airblasting enemy stickies into team mates who just happen to walk around the corner.[/QUOTE]
That makes me think, when I'm a Soldier and I see a sticky trap, I shoot a rocket to make them fall and roll away... to my teammates' feet.
[QUOTE=Gamemaster1379;40871723]Spamming my keybind of voicemenu 2 5, especially as Engineer.
DAMN DAG NABBIT
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
DAMNIT, FELLAS
DAMNIT DAG NABBIT
Also building sentries in places that completely ignore the objective. Though they still seem to be effective because people forget they aren't to that point yet, have passed the point already, or that my spot can be ignored altogether.[/QUOTE]
that's so much fun on servers with no voice command cooldown
damn DAG NABDAMN DAMMIT dammit dammit DAMMIT DAMMIT DANGDAGDAMMIT
:v:
Decide to go Sniper or Spy when our team currently has none, knowing I'm going to get about 4 fucking Sniper / Spy teammates in a moment.
Standing next to Snipers on 2Fort as Heavy with Fists of Steel on, and evaluating their sniping skills with NICE SHOT! on a successful hit, or OH NOOO! when they miss. Bad habit because that's the first thing I ever think of doing whenever 2Fort turns up on the server I play on.
Schweinhunds...
Dummkopfs!
Is there points to your LIVES?
Welcome to the "We lose once again" fest
Ah, What is loss?
Ahhhh.
I can't stop
Push people away when they're trying to use teleporters.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;40875910]Saying "Good shot!" when I hear a Sniper Rifle shooting and no one dies.
Saying "Good Job!" during a high-five.
Calling for a Medic after I used the Sandwich.
(What was that Sandwich? Kill MEDIC?")[/QUOTE]
I always do nice shot after a high five. I don't know why.
I prefer using the ambassador then the knife.
[QUOTE=ASIC;40877199]I prefer using the ambassador then the knife.[/QUOTE]
As long as you shoot people in the head, I suppose
[QUOTE=LightFlock;40875947]I always do nice shot after a high five. I don't know why.[/QUOTE]
I always do this with ''Good Shot'', ''Cheers'' or ''Thanks'' and I always make sure I time it just right so that you won't hear the actual high five line.
Say something while my class is voice responding(Taunt, domi, revenge, etc)
here's examples.
Scout
Ye, Want you come over say- Sweet! - BONK!
That's what I'm - Spy!
Soldier
That was an amazing - MAGGOTS!
If I had to crack some skulls... I will - MEDIC!
Pyro
Mmmmph-Huddahhuddahhu!
Demoman
I feel like every bone in me body is - BLOODY SPY!
See? I told you they are bunch o wee - MEDIC!
Heavy
(I don't find any voice command+response combo)
Engineer
(engi, neither)
Sniper
This is gonna be a real - SENTRY AHEAD!
and I say "Nice shot!" after EVERY SINGLE SHOT
Spy
Say "Yes" after every disguise
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