Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15095477]I am very good at predicting things. After all [i]"I was right."[/i] I have predicted every update so far, and I am yet to be wrong. I think I posted on my blog the order in which the updates were to come out.[/QUOTE] You actually all the time said it is NOT an sniper update, but spy update, but it is spy update INCLUDED INTO sniper update

Maybe it's both.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;15096040]You actually all the time said it is NOT an sniper update, but spy update, but it is spy update INCLUDED INTO sniper update[/QUOTE] True, but in the end that doesn't matter. Except for some people...

oh c'mon man othis is rediculous can't you see!? how about lioke learnign some more about tf2 b4 you go all out and do this kind of stuff man you are a dumb one but you are [editline]07:53PM[/editline] sorry for the double post

holy shit yay it happened finaly

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080454]This is a SNIPER IS ACTUALLY SPY update thread which is made to prevent those dozens of threads made for one particular source of information. This is instead a megathread to have a nice compilation of theories and evidence which shows the sniper as a blatent lie. To start off I am writing a TEN PART series discussing many things from Valve's official news and how every one of their statements are hints toward the revealing spy. [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/analysis-of-sniper-news/]Part 1: A disection of Some Sniper News[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-2/]Part 2: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 1: First unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-3/]Part 3: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 2: New Maps[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-4/]Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-5/]Part 5: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 4: Spy Catalog[/url] Part 6: Some Sniper Update Truth Part 7: Interviews with important people concerning Sniper Updates Part 8: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 5: Unnanounced Part 9: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 6: Unnanounced Part 10: The Truth Please help populate this thread with your CRAAAAAAAAZY ideas and theories about why the sniper update is a spy. *Note: I do not support any other updates actually being a spy. Solely the sniper with reasons seen in my blog. This is NOT a flame thread.[/QUOTE] Why do you keep accusing Valve of stealing your idea??

It's FAR more accurate and LESS ramble-filling to just assume that it's a double update. If you think about it, both sides are balanced out here. The Sniper gets the Huntsman, perfect if a Sniper user wants to aid his team by using the payload, since it most likely has better attack damage at close range. It's not a sniping weapon, but it encourages Snipers to get up close and it may have a faster rate of fire than the Rifle. The Razorback is a countermeasure of the Sniper's own towards the Spy, who gets watches that give him the choice of faking death or practically being invisible forever. It's a double update. NOTHING ABOUT EITHER IS FAKE. Also, OP: I find your "Analysis" to be full of "ITS A CRAP UPDATE BECAUSE THIS LOOKS WEIRD" talk. Don't waste time making it 10 parts of crap, and just say that you hate this double-update.

AND his whole article part 5 is that the watches were sniper unlocks, seriously, who would have thought typical spy unlocks were for the sniper?

[QUOTE=Campin Carl;15099394]seriously, who would have thought typical spy unlocks were for the sniper?[/QUOTE] A troll.

I think that they're working on BOTH the sniper and the spy update. They've introduced the Sniper unlockables already, and now they have started introducing the Spy's unlockables. They're working overtime, people.

It has been officially confirmed that we're getting both the Sniper and the Spy at once on the 21th, geez

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;15099858]It has been officially confirmed that we're getting both the Sniper and the Spy at once on the 21th, geez[/QUOTE] That makes absolutely no fucking sense. It can only be one or the other. I emailed Gabe Newell and he confirmed it.

[QUOTE=Sumguy21!;15100261]That makes absolutely no fucking sense. It can only be one or the other. I emailed Gabe Newell and he confirmed it.[/QUOTE] No he hasn't.

Hey all the conspiracy theorists out there, do the numbers on the portable baccarat detector hold any significance? 469.236.109

[QUOTE=Sumguy21!;15100261]That makes absolutely no fucking sense. It can only be one or the other. I emailed Gabe Newell and he confirmed it.[/QUOTE] I also emailed him and he confirmed that you didn't email him. He also confirmed that I didn't either.

It is confirmed that we are getting both updates at once accept

Prove it.

The Huntsman is bland though.

Now knowing that the Spy Update is real, re-reading through what all of zzzdude has posted on his site kinda makes me laugh at how over the top he was about it.

[IMG]http://filebox.me/files/vi4jytirr_gohome.png[/IMG] Congratulations zzzdude, now go home. There is no point in you continuing to write articles. Fade into obscurity.

[QUOTE=Sh33p;15107215]] Congratulations zzzdude, now go home. There is no point in you continuing to write articles. Fade into obscurity.[/QUOTE] ^

[QUOTE=Sumguy21!;15100261]That makes absolutely no fucking sense. It can only be one or the other. I emailed Gabe Newell and he confirmed it.[/QUOTE] TF2 Blog said that we're getting two class updates. [editline]05:54PM[/editline] Is Jarate still valid?

[QUOTE=Arkanj3l;15107949] Is Jarate still valid?[/QUOTE] Presumably no, since it was an april fools joke an wouldn't work really.

In my opinion, the only announced news of the sniper with any validity was Jarate.

yes. the one placed on april fools and the only good point you make in your blog is the valid item. update day 4's analisis made me rage =\ the jaratee one was good though, I didnt actually notice it till you said so but your right! its obvious photoshop. good work.

lol troll

lol someone with an opinion actually =D I just thought day 4's...even though blaitently trying to be funny was just stupidly annoying.

Only thing that is confusing me. Is on the site where, it says Major Updates or whatever. It only says The Spy Update. Not, Spy and Sniper. :(

that is rather confusing. were just gunna have to wait and see.

[QUOTE=marshtomp8;15111605]that is rather confusing. were just gunna have to wait and see.[/QUOTE] If you read my blog I think it's quite obvious.