Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

There's also a razorback crate in the Meet the Spy video

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15114751]If you read my blog I think it's quite obvious.[/QUOTE] If you read his blog you will wonder why the fuck the sniper is supposed to buy spy stuff, when you can see the spy's fake body lying on the ground holding the dead ringer. And why the heck is the sniper interested in a Baccarat machine? zzzdude, you made it to the top, but now you're just killing yourself overanalyzing the update to prove it, when it has been announced.

[QUOTE=Tsorf Nacnud;15093395]I'm lolling hard you guys still think he's serious[/QUOTE] If he's not serious is he joking? Because I thought it has to atleast be slightly funny or show him have some sort of attempt to create some humour.

[QUOTE=Jacklus;15117983]If he's not serious is he joking? Because I thought it has to atleast be slightly funny or show him have some sort of attempt to create some humour.[/QUOTE] If the joke itself isn't funny watching you all scream and bitch at him is fucking hilarious.

Zzzdude, you got something right, now you're just being a dick and riding (geddit, riding? dick?) your one success too far. gg, bl, lock thread.

Part 6 and 7 are not written yet, but part 8 will be finished sometime today.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15126557]Part 6 and 7 are not written yet, but part 8 will be finished sometime today.[/QUOTE] uh, what? Also, Spy with revolver, cloak and knife is way more fun than I first thought

I wonder what he's going to write about the day 5 update... There's a picture of a knife on the update page. [B]might it be the spy's knife!?[/B]

Still haven't updated the part 5, get your facts straight so you don't look like a jackass

wait, what, is this guy serious?! If he is, what an dumbass.

[QUOTE=omega322;15081054]LAWL, YOU ALL LISTHEN TEW MEW NOAW, I HAZ PREWF THAT IT"S TAEH SPEIY UPDATE >:I Tell you what, I'll make a deal with FP, If That shit really goes down and this turns out to also be a spy update, I'll pop the tag [Fairyfagetqueen] In my SF name for a week.[/QUOTE] I think it actually did turn out to be the spy update... (and the sniper update)

[QUOTE=JSK-Fox;15142609]I think it actually did turn out to be the spy update... (and the sniper update)[/QUOTE] Havnt been paying attention have you?

Ok, zzzdude, the ambassador, which hints does it give that it is spy update? May it be that it looks like a revolver? The custom engraving of your enemies mother? The smoking barrel? And the Jarate? Will it make the spy invisible for sniper? 'Cause we all think it's a sniper weapon when the spy is holding it in it's hand :downs: -snipped that last part- [editline]02:09PM[/editline] Look here, here's some proof that zzzdudes article were written by the announcer! [url]http://threeandahalffort.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/analyzing-the-sniper-update-analyzer/[/url]

Turns out: you're right!! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Bump" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

Wow, you're hilarious.

[quote=sumguy21!;18942668]turns out: You're right![/quote] why bump you fuckwad! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("complaining about a bump" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

Is today "Bump Old Threads in the TF2 Forum Day"? Seriously. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("complaining about a bump" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Shugo;18942735]Is today "Bump Old Threads in the TF2 Forum Day"? Seriously.[/QUOTE] If it is, I missed a memo. Would've been able to finally live up to my '09 status, too.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;18942753]If it is, I missed a memo. Would've been able to finally live up to my '09 status, too.[/QUOTE] :nattyburn:

Although it is funny to look back on this thread, not months after the event.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;18942836]Although it is funny to look back on this thread, not months after the event.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Valve owned me pretty hard. And I don't normally say "owned". :v:

It's funny because so many of you thought zzzdude was stupid, retarded, dumb, or lacked the mental capacity to form reasonable opinions of his own, but turns out you all were those things and more!

[QUOTE=Sumguy21!;18943017]It's funny because so many of you thought zzzdude was stupid, retarded, dumb, or lacked the mental capacity to form reasonable opinions of his own, but turns out you all were those things and more![/QUOTE] No, zzzdude made a good [i]guess[/i]. If I recall correctly, he had been calling out pretty much EVERY update as being the Spy update, and Valve finally did it for lols. His evidence for each update was dumb, he always made asshole remarks, and he was generally unlikable the way he went about stating his opinions (guesses). I'll admit that I was shown who is the boss to Valve, but not to zzzdude. Maybe if he didn't act like a jerk.

Why do you all have to play "kick the autistic" to poor triple-z, huh?

[QUOTE=Sumguy21!;18943298]Why do you all have to play "kick the autistic" to poor triple-z, huh?[/QUOTE] Everyone wants to feel superior to others (like me in the first reply)

Though looking back, I will admit that back then I was pretty dumb. I got too involved in these debate threads around class updates. Especially the Scout Update. Oh how I wish I could bury all my posts from that time... :frown:

[QUOTE=Shugo;18943507]Though looking back, I will admit that back then I was pretty dumb. I got too involved in these debate threads around class updates. Especially the Scout Update. Oh how I wish I could bury all my posts from that time... :frown:[/QUOTE] Facepunch is too lazy to find those posts and hold them against you.

[QUOTE=Hellduck;18943542]Facepunch is too lazy to find those posts and hold them against you.[/QUOTE] I'm a changed man, Your Honor! I swear!

[QUOTE=Shugo;18943600]I'm a changed man, Your Honor! I swear![/QUOTE] OK. w/e

[QUOTE=Shugo;18943193]No, zzzdude made a good [i]guess[/i]. If I recall correctly, he had been calling out pretty much EVERY update as being the Spy update, and Valve finally did it for lols. His evidence for each update was dumb, he always made asshole remarks, and he was generally unlikable the way he went about stating his opinions (guesses). I'll admit that I was shown who is the boss to Valve, but not to zzzdude. Maybe if he didn't act like a jerk.[/QUOTE] What are you talking about? What you should remember is way back, to the first big update. The medic update. Everyone knew the medic was to be updated, but I thought of what classes should be updated. I had created a list, with every single class update in chronological order. I have not once gotten it wrong. Even with this upcoming update I am still right. I had made a blog post for most of the NEXT UPDATE sort of things. The spy update was the only update I claimed as the spy update, and you know what? I was right. I was unliked because everyone knew everything I spew from my fingers as they lay out these meaningful phrases was completely truthful and right, and often proved everyone else's guesses incorrect. Fear of being wrong is quite common among the average facepunch-er.