Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

LAWL, YOU ALL LISTHEN TEW MEW NOAW, I HAZ PREWF THAT IT"S TAEH SPEIY UPDATE >:I Tell you what, I'll make a deal with FP, If That shit really goes down and this turns out to also be a spy update, I'll pop the tag [Fairyfagetqueen] In my SF name for a week.

I have to say, the guy writing the blog is pissing me off. [editline]06:36AM[/editline] Oh, its the OP. Your pissing me off :O

This certainly brings up some interesting points *cough*bullshit*cough*

As someone else said, either they are fuckin' with us. Or they will release both (Sniper and spy).

[QUOTE=omega322;15081054]LAWL, YOU ALL LISTHEN TEW MEW NOAW, I HAZ PREWF THAT IT"S TAEH SPEIY UPDATE >:I Tell you what, I'll make a deal with FP, If That shit really goes down and this turns out to also be a spy update, I'll pop the tag [Fairyfagetqueen] In my SF name for a week.[/QUOTE] And I'll be Shalashashka playing with only Revolver, Knife and cloak EDIT: I've started doing it now and it's way cooler than I thought (haven't touched sappers or disguises for days)

And I will not be humiliated.

It's all clear to me now! Thank you zzdude

I don't like your arbitrary points system.

[url]http://threefourt.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spyuncloak.jpg[/url] That image could easily have been added on.

Scout update is really Spy update in disguise.

This is an epidemic.

Perhaps it will be sniper update and a meet the spy, or valve are trying to fool you again, sometimes you look too far into this stuff.

Even if it's meant to be sarcastic, this is unfunny.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080454]This is a SNIPER IS ACTUALLY SPY update thread which is made to prevent those dozens of threads made for one particular source of information. This is instead a megathread to have a nice compilation of theories and evidence which shows the sniper as a blatent lie. To start off I am writing a TEN PART series discussing many things from Valve's official news and how every one of their statements are hints toward the revealing spy. [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/analysis-of-sniper-news/]Part 1: A disection of Some Sniper News[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-2/]Part 2: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 1: First unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-3/]Part 3: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 2: New Maps[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-4/]Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon[/url] Part 5: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 4: Unnanounced Part 6: Some Sniper Update Truth Part 7: Interviews with important people concerning Sniper Updates Part 8: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 5: Unnanounced Part 9: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 6: Unnanounced Part 10: The Truth Please help populate this thread with your CRAAAAAAAAZY ideas and theories about why the sniper update is a spy. *Note: I do not support any other updates actually being a spy. Solely the sniper with reasons seen in my blog. This is NOT a flame thread.[/QUOTE] PLEASE tell me you're trolling please

Also [url]http://www.google.com/search?q=team+fortress+spy+update[/url]

[img]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3684/spycloakd.png[/img] new spy nife reveled

I hate that someone actually put work into such shitty observations.

[QUOTE=Jebus;15081592][img]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3684/spycloakd.png[/img] new spy nife reveled[/QUOTE] That makes all the new spy weapons revealed BEFORE ANY OF THEM ARE ANNOUNCED. Breakthrough.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15081532]Also [url]http://www.google.com/search?q=team+fortress+spy+update[/url][/QUOTE] Hahahhaha, awesome :D

[QUOTE=Jebus;15081592][img_thumb]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3684/spycloakd.png[/img_thumb] new spy nife reveled[/QUOTE] That knife is not new, the new one is the revolver on ground and spy has now 3 slots for unlockables. That analysis is stupid and useless. For example they cry about a red dot on sniper's vest. It definately is not the laser dot, looks like a crosshair that's raped by jpg compression. [B]Edit:[/B] I see you thought there was a new watch. I don't see anything but the sleeve that looks like a watch with a quick look.

[QUOTE=Talishmar;15081703]That knife is not new, the new one is the revolver on ground and spy has now 3 slots for unlockables. That analysis is stupid and useless. For example they cry about a red dot on sniper's vest. It definately is not the laser dot, looks like a crosshair that's raped by jpg compression. [B]Edit:[/B] I see you thought there was a new watch. I don't see anything but the sleeve that looks like a watch with a quick look.[/QUOTE] ...seriously?

Okay, I'll just stay out of this and come back to see how all theories have fallen after the update.

After the sniper/spy update I will be discussing theories on the soldier. Cause you know. That's the next class.

Wow at ego. It's your idea because you thought it up, because no one else thinks about the same thing.

why would they lie

Didn't people think the scout update was the spy update?

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15081789]After the sniper/spy update I will be discussing theories on the soldier. Cause you know. That's the next class.[/QUOTE] Oh my god. zzzdude, you are the kinda guy who would suggest reasons why 1 x 1 would equal 2 based on the fact that 1 + 1 = 2. You make shit out of nothing. Oh, and just because your ego is dangerously huge over the internet doesn't make up for the fact that you have a small penis. I'm sorry.

[QUOTE=Facepunch123;15081939]why would they lie[/QUOTE] Yeah, why would anyone think they would lie.

[quote]But in this image, YOU CAN’T SEE ANY POLYS![/quote] fuck this analysis, lol do you know what is photoshot and what is concepts ? and you think valve will model things for april jokes?

Are we really going to go through this whole thing everytime an update is anounced?