Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD
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Yep
If you're wrong, you should be shot.
I'll be loading the guns already.
[url=http://stashbox.org/145759/1214395963819.png]Guys, someone found and leaked the spy update![/url]
[QUOTE=SappinMyNick;15082645][url=http://stashbox.org/145759/1214395963819.png]Guys, someone found and leaked the spy update![/url][/QUOTE]
Do you have any idea how old that is?
It's like one of the first faked updates.
Also, with all this conspiring you make the Watergate look tiny
[QUOTE=qwerty000;15082299]fuck this analysis, lol
do you know what is photoshot and what is concepts ? and you think valve will model things for april jokes?[/QUOTE]
They don't know what april fools means?
It's obvious that that's drawn.
[QUOTE=SappinMyNick;15082645][url=http://stashbox.org/145759/1214395963819.png]Guys, someone found and leaked the spy update![/url][/QUOTE]
Down the very bottom near the VALVE logo it says "Hoax by Kaamin :P"
Didn't anyone realise i was being sarcastic?
Nope, that one went under my Sarcam-o-meter
The spy gets an electronic buttplug which saps rectums
Every single update is the spy update durr hurr :emo:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;15082853]Every single update is the spy update durr hurr :emo:[/QUOTE]
Probably all the past updates were spy updates but Valve tricked us to think that they aren't.
[QUOTE=Talishmar;15082950]Probably all the past updates were spy updates but Valve tricked us to think that they aren't.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. Valve is full of sneaky bastards, it would be just like them to do that.
What the hell is that on his back in the third day?
Looks like a cricket bat.
I do agree that this might be the spy update.
[QUOTE=Magnitude;15082127]Oh my god. zzzdude, you are the kinda guy who would suggest reasons why 1 x 1 would equal 2 based on the fact that 1 + 1 = 2. You make shit out of nothing.
Oh, and just because your ego is dangerously huge over the internet doesn't make up for the fact that you have a small penis.
I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]
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i honestly thought this was satire
also the spy update is really the soldier update in disguise!!!!
I bet Valve will make the Spy update the Demo update, just to fuck with us
I was going to go through and debunk all your theories but I'm pretty sure now that it'd go nowhere, so I'm not.
Your face is going to be red when this is the sniper update.
[quote=The first analysis]YOU CAN’T SEE ANY POLYS! Yea, its all rounded. LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.[/quote]
[quote=A random person]A digital image was PHOTOSHOPPED! The horror! The horror![/quote]
:rolleyes:
Jokes on you, when the Spy update comes along, and everyone's like "Yay, it's really out" on the last day Valve's going to go "LOL, IT WAS A DEMOMAN UPDATE ALL ALONG"
I think you're insane zzdude.
Insane.
I think there's a Spy sappin' your mind. Hard.
[QUOTE=Newbienice99;15084321]Jokes on you, when the Spy update comes along, and everyone's like "Yay, it's really out" on the last day Valve's going to go "LOL, IT WAS A DEMOMAN UPDATE ALL ALONG"[/QUOTE]
That would be fun to see seeing how much fanaticism all the other updates cause.
That guy is acting like a fucking dick. He thinks he's god because he figured something out.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;15085206]That guy is acting like a fucking dick. He thinks he's god because he figured something out.[/QUOTE]
plus everything valve uses is made up by him and him only.
His comment on the new spy revolver:
[quote]MIGHT THIS BE A SUBTLE HINT FROM VALVE TO HELP SHOW THAT I AM CORRECT? Yes, it is.[/quote]
I have never seen such self praising. He even gives points to himself for his finds.
Like I said, unfunny sarcasm... if this even is
This is just retarded. They said the same thing about the Scout, go be retarded somewhere else.
Golly day who is the arrogant guy writing that trash in the first post there, he needs some forcefully injected common sense and anger therapy classes.
Also, Valve [url=http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm]often hints at additional[/url] [url=http://www.1fort.com/images/pyrowha.jpg] content, it is nothing new.[/url]
YOU FUCKING BITCHES
THIS IS FOR REAL
IT WAS JUST UP LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO
IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU
[URL=http://img194.imageshack.us/my.php?image=frealz.png][IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3592/frealz.png[/IMG][/URL]
This time...
This time, FOR REAL!
They are updating the spy!
This was up for roughly 2 minutes. Fortunately for the TF2 community, Steampowered is completely apeshit over this. Everyone was F5ing the fuck out of the page because earlier people thought they saw a spy uncloak!
This was up a few minutes after 1:00 P.M. PST, for like 2 minutes. I got a screencap, this is not fucking fake!!!
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