Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

ffs, for the last time is not the fucking SPY update fucking learn to WAIT for it is the sniper outdate. END OF STORY! ps: all those "spy behind sniper" is all photoshoped. SO STOP SAYING IS THE FREAKING SPY UPDATE, IS SNIPER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT !

I like how the background is completely different and has 0 detail.

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;15085643]YOU FUCKING BITCHES THIS IS FOR REAL IT WAS JUST UP LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU --PIC IN HERE-- This time... This time, FOR REAL! They are updating the spy! This was up for roughly 2 minutes. Fortunately for the TF2 community, Steampowered is completely apeshit over this. Everyone was F5ing the fuck out of the page because earlier people thought they saw a spy uncloak! This was up a few minutes after 1:00 P.M. PST, for like 2 minutes. I got a screencap, this is not fucking fake!!![/QUOTE] :wtc:

That is not fucking photoshopped i guaranfucking tee you! I will come up with another screencap with it open in like 12 windows. In vista aero! That would be fucking impossible to shop! [editline]04:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ermandfa;15085699]I like how the background is completely different and has 0 detail.[/QUOTE] YES! That's the fucking weird part! The fact that they fucked with the background that time! They didn't do that any of the other times. By the way, I will have the new screencap of it in like 5 windows at once momentarily.

[QUOTE=callea;15085691] ps: all those "spy behind sniper" is all photoshoped. SO STOP SAYING IS THE FREAKING SPY UPDATE, IS SNIPER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT ![/QUOTE] nope I just saw it twice, on [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/[/url] [IMG]http://imgur.com/ktkuj.png[/IMG]

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING PROOF. I'm not sure about Photoshop, but in Photofiltre, which I have, it's not fucking possible to perfectly imitate the transparency effects involved with this shot. It's not fucking edited at all! [URL=I'm not sure about Photoshop, but in Photofiltre, which I have, it's not fucking possible to perfectly imitate the transparency effects involved with this shot. It's not fucking edited at all!][IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8110/itisnotshoppeddamnyou.png[/IMG][/URL] I used Google Chrome's Duplicate Tab tool, which lets you create multiple windows of a single page without changing it at all, even if it's outdated.

[img]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7783/wuty.jpg[/img] It's real, keep refreshing till it pops up.

Interesting- the page has gone blank for me now.

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/[/url] EPIC WIN!

[url]www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate[/url] [editline]04:47PM[/editline] Oh my fucking christ i called it i called it everyone

Holy shit he was right! And you guys that it was sarcastic humor that wasn't funny!

Oh my GOOD FUCKING GOD this has to be a joke

Awesome.

[QUOTE=YoYoYoDude;15085872]Holy shit he was right! And you guys that it was sarcastic humor that wasn't funny![/QUOTE] Thank you. Fucking thank you.

Just to say it before everybody else sprays it: Yeah, I got told. We all got told. D:

Jesus christ he might actually have been right. Ah well, so was I! [quote=LasPlagas, other thread]I just realized that if the uncloaking Spy wasn't just to mess around with our minds, could the Spy be the same Spy as the on on the floor? Dropping a body while cloaked? I do think Valve is just messing with our minds though.[/quote] Shit, what if it's both? :v:

[quote=omega322;15081054]lawl, you all listhen tew mew noaw, i haz prewf that it"s taeh speiy update >:i tell you what, i'll make a deal with fp, if that shit really goes down and this turns out to also be a spy update, i'll pop the tag [fairyfagetqueen] in my sf name for a week.[/quote] oh my god you know have to blow all of fp and do this!!!

Hahaha, Crabwalking Kit.

I never denied it. I know the mind of a game-industry peon, they cannot fool me that easy.

Jesus fuck it even has fake corpse. I HATE YOU VALVE. WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME. Holy shit though two watches. First unlock slot to have three weapons.

lol, the Pyro is now officially a girl too.

I'm laughing right now at all the naysayers. I had my suspicions but still wasn't completely convinced! Those look like some great unlocks though. I'm just wondering if this means there are 2 updates, or the sniper stuff was a joke?

[quote="day 4"]Crab-walking kit. It will change your skeleton! Excruciatingly painful but worth it.[/quote] Valve really takes note of EVERYTHING it's community is actively talking about.

[QUOTE=callea;15085691]ffs, for the last time is not the fucking SPY update fucking learn to WAIT for it is the sniper outdate. END OF STORY! ps: all those "spy behind sniper" is all photoshoped. SO STOP SAYING IS THE FREAKING SPY UPDATE, IS SNIPER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT ![/QUOTE] Ahahahahahahahaha.

Pyro's a girl what the fuck valve my mind is dead

Look at the front page, I don't think those sniper unlocks exist. It says spy update now. 5/21/09

[QUOTE=YoYoYoDude;15086056]Look at the front page, I don't think those sniper unlocks exist. It says spy update now. 5/21/09[/QUOTE] The maps are legit, no reason for them not to be. The Sniper unlocks were stupid though, I hope they're fake.

[QUOTE=Campin Carl;15081144]And I'll be Shalashashka playing with only Revolver, Knife and cloak[/QUOTE] FUCK YOU! AFK, gonna play some spy

[QUOTE=TheHydra;15086075]The maps are legit, no reason for them not to be. The Sniper unlocks were stupid though, I hope they're fake.[/QUOTE] Yep I think maps are real, night goes perfectly with the spy.

I laughed so much when i saw the spy update. Haha, and the people who called OP a retard for thinking it.