Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

my spy diCK is rock solid holy shit [editline]04:58PM[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=15080446&postcount=23[/url] also i have never been so happy to be proven wrong

[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;15086820]my spy diCK is rock solid holy shit [editline]04:58PM[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=15080446&postcount=23[/url] also i have never been so happy to be proven wrong[/QUOTE] blankquot

[QUOTE=Raiderz;15083924]Your face is going to be red when this is the sniper update.[/QUOTE] :smug:

lol, I'm glad this is over with. Now we won't have people saying it's the spy update with every update.

In before loads of snips on first page

Spy Update is a Sniper.

Reading that made me want to punch the writer in the face. Can't wait to see the end of this update though.

Mind = Blown. And the camera bears sounds like the best spying device ever devised. I'll order 4

[QUOTE=Marlamin;15086998]In before loads of snips on first page[/QUOTE] quick, quote them all

better, screencap them all BRB There: [url]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f77505ba7f87592698e994b5be764b2b.jpeg[/url] 1786x24492 resolution, beware. :downswords: WTH unsupported... ??? Let's put just a link then. Goddamn jaypeg sapping my image quality.

Sniper Update, Day 4 posted by Shawn @ 10:56PM on May 15, 2009 Day 4 of the Sniper update brings us... hold on, that's not... Holy hell. All those conspiracy theorists on the TF forum couldn't have been right all along, could they? When the Pyro hears about this [b]she'll[/b] be inconsolable. osnp Anyways, I hope the razorback won't be only against spies...

Hahaha brilliant. Every naysayer in this thread just looked incredibly thick.

HAHAHAHA there is a spy update but i still think you looked into this way to much... neways grats i guess :P

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;15087209]Hahaha brilliant. Every naysayer in this thread just looked incredibly thick.[/QUOTE] *head hit wall*

That was so clever. They put the spy update inside the picture, making the spy fake his death. Then backstab him. Does this mean they are going to do the sniper, and spy update at once?

Seems likely. Despite everyone being butthurt over the Huntsman and Razorback, people were the same over the scout unlocks. Also, giving the Spy 3 watch unlocks seems like a pretty good idea. The spys major counter besides an unlucky roasting by a pyro is the fact people will eventually learn how the spy does his thing. Which is why disguises don't really work anymore. The cloak and dagger seems a tad better replacement to the default watch... Though honestly I think the cloak will drain with movement regardless of whether it's being used or not. (I.E. if you're uncloaked and moving, the bar drains.)

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[QUOTE=ZCaliber;15087346]Seems likely. Despite everyone being butthurt over the Huntsman and Razorback, people were the same over the scout unlocks. Also, giving the Spy 3 watch unlocks seems like a pretty good idea. The spys major counter besides an unlucky roasting by a pyro is the fact people will eventually learn how the spy does his thing. Which is why disguises don't really work anymore. The cloak and dagger seems a tad better replacement to the default watch... Though honestly I think the cloak will drain with movement regardless of whether it's being used or not. (I.E. if you're uncloaked and moving, the bar drains.)[/QUOTE] This man is correct. Except the last bit.

Haha, wow, bet the guys who said the OP is stupid feel real smart now.

I hope they still have the sniper update... [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url] Awesome it does. So the guy was partly wrong.

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/[/url] [b]Fucking raped.[/b]

[QUOTE=Und3rkitt3n;15087718][url]http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/[/url] [b]Fucking raped.[/b][/QUOTE] Oh fuck man, you're so badass.

I was so fucking right you all owe me your humiliation now. BOW DOWN TO YOUR RULER.

Naturally, all the people who were anti-spy update are now going "It's not that big blargh". Like Obama winning the election.

Lol I bet this guy is just havin a wank over himself that he guessed it right. Congratulations, and careful with that ego, once again. If it gets bigger, we could have a [demoman voice]KA-BOOOOOOOM[/demoman voice]. [editline]11:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=zzzdude;15087944]I was so fucking right you all owe me your humiliation now. BOW DOWN TO YOUR RULER.[/QUOTE] Soz for the double post but FUCKING LOL AT THIS GUY. Dude you aren't the President. You're some guy on the internet that made a guess and got it right. If someone wins the Lotto or whatever, where they pick the numbers, if they win, they don't go round and saying "Haha you all suck". Yeah, grats. Oh, and talking to people like that won't get you laid.

[QUOTE=Magnitude;15087958] Soz for the double post but FUCKING LOL AT THIS GUY. Dude you aren't the President. You're some guy on the internet that made a guess and got it right. If someone wins the Lotto or whatever, where they pick the numbers, if they win, they don't go round and saying "Haha you all suck". Yeah, grats. Oh, and talking to people like that won't get you laid.[/QUOTE] yea, but the lotto is purely random. THIS I USED HARD CORE FACTS AND REASONING AND LOGIC TO DISPROVE YOUR ASS.

This is going to insane when the update is released...

So it was a spy update. It still doesn't make zzzdude's observations and musings any less retarded.

It's still very possible that Valve is just playing with our heads. I mean, it has happened before.

[QUOTE=occer;15088184]So it was a spy update. It still doesn't make zzzdude's observations and musings any less retarded.[/QUOTE] Agreed.