Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

You people fail to take this shit at face value. There is no [U]fucking[/U] conspiracy about the orange box. Facepunch will soon have an average IQ similar to the steam VAC BONNED FORUMS I WNAT AN UNBAN area. Good lord, VALVe are making parodies in referring to the spy a whole bunch, you guys just miss the jokes and references. Spy pops up lots because it's the counter (In a perfect world) to the sniper. King of page seven. Rightfully so.

Well my face has most definitely been Punched. I actually have so much love for Valve right now

[QUOTE=PoloXGS;15094108]How does the spy know where the snipers mum lives? *hmmm* Nup, I think that postcard was written by the Sniper.[/QUOTE] My opinion too, with the description of "first red house on the left" but then again there's the "PPS: Just tell him I AM A Doctor now"

The spy is a master of that kind of stuff. I am pretty sure he knows how to impersonate someone.

The Fifth blog post of how the sniper update is a spy is retarded, You already won now stop analyzing.

[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;15094279]The Fifth blog post of how the sniper update is a spy is retarded, You already won now stop analyzing.[/QUOTE] agreed, your just make yourself look more insane than you already are

I just laugh at the fact the OP thinks that the sniper is actually a spy. :v: IMO, VALVe was being honest about the Sniper update, the Spy update was like a big bonus present to their fans.

It's an obvious double sniper-spy update. And your theories are stupid. OMG THE IMAGE LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED That's dumb And the catalog is obviously spies. It has nothing to do with the sniper.

[QUOTE=Prefan;15081074]I have to say, the guy writing the blog is pissing me off. [editline]06:36AM[/editline] Oh, its the OP. Your pissing me off :O[/QUOTE] Yah, he's freaking annoying. But on another note, does anyone else think that the reason VALVe put the "Dead Ringer" in the catalogue was because of all the people who thought that they saw the golden pocket watch? Truthfully, this "update" makes perfect sense to me.

[QUOTE=BoBt3hBuNnY;15094704]Yah, he's freaking annoying. But on another note, does anyone else think that the reason VALVe put the "Dead Ringer" in the catalogue was because of all the people who thought that they saw the golden pocket watch? Truthfully, this "update" makes perfect sense to me.[/QUOTE] It actually seems very suspicius. "There's 9 pixel sized yellow dot there it must be a golden pocket watch" And both of the watch ideas were straight from the community. Now it seems mysterious again. [editline]05:48PM[/editline] Another opportunity to point out the nonsense of the analysis: [quote=Analysis]Snipers DON’T wear watches.[/quote] The sniper is wearing one right now in the picture. [quote]Now let’s look at the sniper. Yea, look closely bro. What’s that? In his back? Yea, that’s a fucking knife. Not anyones knife, but the spy’s knife. Yea, I think that clearly shows this as a subtle hint from our pals at valve’[/quote] I'm afraid to tell you that there's a spy back there and the sniper is dead. The catalog is full of pictures of spy you cannot be serious. You even ignored the fact that on the top of the page there reads THE SPY UPDATE.

OP is trollin' for sure

Seriously how do you all still think he's serious? Is your parody detector broken or just set to DURFF mode? Laughing so hard at everyone raging at OP.

Sneak peak at part 7! I interview someone from Valve concerning this issue!

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15094953]Sneak peak at part 7! I interview someone from Valve concerning this issue![/QUOTE] The plot thickens.

Maybe nine yellow pixels is a pocket watch is exactly what Valve wanted us to think! It might not be the spy update either. What if pyro hears and comes to kill the spy?

An excerpt: "March 12th, 2009 zzzdude: So, the sniper update is fake. pesonguy is now offline."

zzzdude is the first victim of Valve's psychological warfare.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15094953]Sneak peak at part 7! I interview someone from Valve concerning this issue![/QUOTE] Oh my god! So exciting! I even bet it finishes with some romance with Gabe, since he's in love with you thanks to your AWESOME DEDUCTION SKILLS.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;15095005]Oh my god! So exciting! I even bet it finishes with some romance with Gabe, since he's in love with you thanks to your AWESOME DEDUCTION SKILLS.[/QUOTE] No, Gabe will be too busy the next week or so :(

[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/[/url] it took me to this the sniper is dead

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15095056]No, Gabe will be too busy the next week or so :([/QUOTE] You get 100 fake points

Just to point out some clues that may have been missed when everyone thought it was all photoshopped and fake. On Sniper Update day 1, at the bottom, the spy is the conly corpse with blood on it. Day 2, "...center of the map; beneath which lies a hidden underground [b]spy[/b]tech base; and above which, pouring down..." Don't blam me for this. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;15095189]You get 10[b]9[/b] fake points[/QUOTE] thanks.

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[QUOTE=Campin Carl;15095303]You still haven't edited the last post! Do that before posting anything new, but IT IS CONFIRMEND THAT WE GET BOTH UPDATES AT ONCE! [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url] [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url] [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url] [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url] [url]http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/58658[/url][/QUOTE] I have it planned to post about handwriting in today's post. Which I will post. Today.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15095329]I have it planned to post about handwriting in today's post. Which I will post. Today.[/QUOTE] oh crap. in b4 [i]IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE SNIPER'S MOM IS A SPY[/i]

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;15095349]oh crap. in b4 [i]IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE SNIPER'S MOM IS A SPY[/i][/QUOTE] Holy shit. I don't know if I should even touch that concept. It's like, waaaay over my head.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080454] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/analysis-of-sniper-news/]Part 1: A disection of Some Sniper News[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-2/]Part 2: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 1: First unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-3/]Part 3: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 2: New Maps[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-4/]Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-5/]Part 5: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 4: Spy Catalog[/url] Part 6: Some Sniper Update Truth Part 7: Interviews with important people concerning Sniper Updates Part 8: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 5: Unnanounced Part 9: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 6: Unnanounced Part 10: The Truth [/QUOTE] I just wanted to know how you've been able to already title each part. Are you saying that in Part 6, you know something about how this is a Spy update? Just a bit confused. Good analysis and disection though.

this is getting old

[QUOTE=Memobot;15095463]I just wanted to know how you've been able to already title each part. Are you saying that in Part 6, you know something about how this is a Spy update? Just a bit confused. Good analysis and disection though.[/QUOTE] I am very good at predicting things. After all [i]"I was right."[/i] I have predicted every update so far, and I am yet to be wrong. I think I posted on my blog the order in which the updates were to come out.