• My twelve year old brother uses my account.
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BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HIM AND RAPE HIS ASS (for a how-to see _junkie_)
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[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;22865664]It really pisses me off. Every time I log on and change the password, my parents threaten to ban me from the game until I give in and tell my 12 year old brother what it is again. They feel it's so unfair that I can play and he can't, [b]even though the game is rated M[/b] and everyone hates twelve year olds, especially when they use microphones. He saw a tutorial on the web on how to noclip and fucked with the files in the team fortress folder, he crafted all the items he thinks are useless (as in he can't use them well, i.e. the huntsman) into HATS, and I can't stop him. Being a little kid, telling him not to do things makes him defiant, or he tantrums and threatens to intentionally get me banned (the cause of my first password change). What's more, he spends all of his time on an all-crits Mario Kart server. He has to have everything that I have, and I lose everything that he fucks up. Is there any magical steam feature I haven't heard of that might divide the game's user-specific content between two people using the same account?[/QUOTE] Lies.
Huntsman is fun to use, but not as efficient as a good sniper with the rifle.
on his computer...... 1)Delete all his icons, and change background to blue, then convince him he got hacked Or 2)Delete bits of his registry and say he got hacked Or 3)Go onto a internet explorer, put red tube or a google image of the worst p**n on the screen, and then make your parents look at it.
[QUOTE=gamerman345;22928856] ...google image of the worst p**n on the screen...[/QUOTE] What is p**n? Did you mean [B]porn[/B]? What's wrong with saying porn? [editline]12:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Oblivious1;22900094]Well, i act immature because it's more fun then being mature, and i'd recommend you act immature while you're still 11, seriously, maturity is not fun.[/QUOTE] I used a mic in counter-strike source when I was 11. I played jailbreak and I just gave the Ts some orders and then I looked at the scoreboard later and saw 10 dead Ts, me being last CT and only 2 Ts. I went to the most open area of the map and went "Kill me, people are waiting". I was pretty mature. I stayed away from the microphone in TF2, mostly because I felt it had a more mature and older playerbase (It does, or at least players who use microphones, who would be like "Dude, stop using your microphone". It hurt sensitive 11 year old me's feelings. Then I visited (eGO) and realized what [B]I[/B] was doing and kept my microphone down, all in all I was pretty mature at 11 and I still am now, at 12. [editline]12:22PM[/editline] When I was 10 I played TF2 on my dad's account, since he played TF2 since '06. There was no crafting so the only things I could do was [B]1[/B]. Change loadouts. [B]2[/B]. Unlock more achievements for more weapons (Not even bad) So I just played without problems, we probably still have the same taste in weapons(Although, he's an avid demoman player, I'm really unskilled at demoman). Then I washed some old mans boat and got 30 dollars. Team Fortress 2 was on some deal for sort of cheap and I bought it with enough to still get c-strike source.
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;22920802][img_thumb]http://www.topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/internet-high-five.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Dang, my hand is bigger than that, and I'm 12!
[QUOTE=DarkSide*;22929569]Dang, my hand is bigger than that, and I'm 12![/QUOTE] It's a small image. Also, I'm using an LCD screen so I'd rather not apply immediate force. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DarkSide*;22929569]Dang, my hand is bigger than that, and I'm 12![/QUOTE] Also, img_thumb when you quote images.
I assume you smoke weed/use some other drug? And have a dealer within walking distance? In that case, change your password and refuse to let your brother play on the account. When your parents bitch out and take away your computer, pull out (preferably a joint) your drug and say, "Still got this!" When they take your phone away stating that you can't get drugs without a way to contact your dealer, state that he's within walking distance and there's nothing they can do to stop you from getting/doing drugs, and you won't stop untill they stop being stupid pricks.
Sometimes, I wish I had a job. Sadly, around where I live, there are few places who hire 14-year-olds.
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;22930549]I assume you smoke weed/use some other drug? And have a dealer within walking distance? In that case, change your password and refuse to let your brother play on the account. When your parents bitch out and take away your computer, pull out (preferably a joint) your drug and say, "Still got this!" When they take your phone away stating that you can't get drugs without a way to contact your dealer, state that he's within walking distance and there's nothing they can do to stop you from getting/doing drugs, and you won't stop untill they stop being stupid pricks.[/QUOTE] Is it common where you live to find weed everywhere?
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;22930683]Sometimes, I wish I had a job. Sadly, around where I live, there are few places who hire 14-year-olds.[/QUOTE] Your 14, wow didn't see that coming espicially considering how skilled you're at modeling etc.
[QUOTE=Drax-Quin;22931191]Your 14, wow didn't see that coming espicially considering how skilled you're at modeling etc.[/QUOTE] Not really.
I'm 14 and I'm pretty good at coding, it'll all a matter of how much time you have in the day
Any news OP? We've been suggesting stuff for a while now with no news on what has happened and what you have done. Yes I know this is getting off topic but: [QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;22928624]Huntsman is fun to use, but not as efficient as a good sniper with the rifle.[/QUOTE] Exactly. It's more efficient in killing people, but that doesn't make it better overall. And people who say Huntsman == for people who can't aim, you're completely dumb. Just try to make accurate long range shots with the huntsman. Close range, yes, twitch reflexes plus projectile means you're more likely to hit someone, but that's the offset for the abysmally slow firing rate. Also Rifler VS Huntsmaner, depending on the twitch reflexes (same skill needed for very close range huntsman) of the rifler, the huntsman sniper will provide a challenge to hit, as if he knows where you are, you only got a split second to move before a draw and you both die.
Download Gang Garrison and tell him that there was a patch and this is TF2 now, with no hats.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22929606]It's a small image. Also, I'm using an LCD screen so I'd rather not apply immediate force. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] Also, img_thumb when you quote images.[/QUOTE] Thanks, fixed =P PS: My screen is 1280 x 1024, I think thats LCD, am I wrong?
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[QUOTE=Baconator 7;22930549]I assume you smoke weed/use some other drug? And have a dealer within walking distance? In that case, change your password and refuse to let your brother play on the account. When your parents bitch out and take away your computer, pull out (preferably a joint) your drug and say, "Still got this!" When they take your phone away stating that you can't get drugs without a way to contact your dealer, state that he's within walking distance and there's nothing they can do to stop you from getting/doing drugs, and you won't stop untill they stop being stupid pricks.[/QUOTE] dude thats the worst idea yet no offense still i think giving him a new account is a good idea
[QUOTE=Drax-Quin;22931191]Your 14, wow didn't see that coming espicially considering how skilled you're at modeling etc.[/QUOTE] I'm 14, but I can't do shit besides give constructive criticism! :dance:
[QUOTE=BassB;22899093]actually his spelling is fine, apart from the occasional spelling error. especially since he's [b]asian[/b] (according to his steam profie), i haven't seen much 11 year olds use quotation marks correctly either.[/QUOTE] What? you're saying, asians has bad gramm[b]e[/b]r now? >:|
[QUOTE=Nexus_Elite;22944009]What? you're saying, asians has bad gramm[b]e[/b]r now? >:|[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://imgur.com/VTc7H.jpg[/IMG] asians do not [b]has[/b] bad grammar
-snip- Idiot
i was already making flash movies since 10 :V
I'm very young but I do NOT live up to my full potential. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Nexus_Elite;22944009]What? you're saying, asians has bad gramm[b]e[/b]r now? >:|[/QUOTE] because asians have english as primary language :downs: also, GRAMMAR [url]http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/grammar[/url] [url]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar[/url]
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;22919358]Huntsman is only good if you can't aim. Sniper rifle > Huntmans Sniper vs. Sniper Which one would win if one had the huntsman?[/QUOTE] Huntsman requires more aim than scope tbh.
[QUOTE=BassB;22947877]because asians have english as primary language :downs: also, GRAMMAR [URL]http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/grammar[/URL] [URL]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar[/URL][/QUOTE] There was a reason why i bold e on grammar :downs: just a joke bro :v
Entire facepunch is babies Seriously I'm 21 and this threads making me feel ancient.
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;22930549]I assume you smoke weed/use some other drug? And have a dealer within walking distance? In that case, change your password and refuse to let your brother play on the account. When your parents bitch out and take away your computer, pull out (preferably a joint) your drug and say, "Still got this!" When they take your phone away stating that you can't get drugs without a way to contact your dealer, state that he's within walking distance and there's nothing they can do to stop you from getting/doing drugs, and you won't stop untill they stop being stupid pricks.[/QUOTE] Oh, watch out! Total rebel here! Badass.
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