I would personally change the password, and say he done it, and now you can't access your account- that will show him...
Fap.
This is what you do. This is will, I swear it.
Set up a batch file to be accessed as the desktop icon for TF2, make it look legit.
Tell him to start using that.
Make it so when he runs the batch file, it copies over a bunch of files into the TF2 models and materials directories to make the game looked screwed up.
When he complains, tell your mom and dad "He broke my game! It was FINE when I was using it." Leave it like that for a few days, completely unplayable. Stop using the computer visibly, go outside, play games at friends houses. Then, slowly but surely, start doing that to the rest of the games. CSS, Half Life, everything. Make sure no one sees you do this. Finally, start fucking up your parents files, make it seem like you have a vicious virus that is destroying everything. Continue to not be seen using the computer for anything. When your parents mention it to you, point out that YOU haven't been using the computer. During all of this make sure you hit up some really hardcore porn sites and save the nastiest gay porn pictures including some gay bestiality and furry porn in a folder called "so and so's pictures" so and so being your brother. Continue to do this without getting caught for a month. If your parents ask why you haven't been on the computer, tell them it's really jacked up and you'd rather not bother with it since it's all screwed up. Eventually, they'll either get you or someone else to try and fix it. And that's when you or whoever they get to fix it will run a virus scan. If it's them and the virus scan doesn't pick up anything, they'll start searching individual files trying to find the cause and find your "brothers" nasty faggot porn. If YOU have to do the virus scan, tell them that "The viruses were found in some interesting pictures in my brother's folder... guys you need to see this, it's just wrong."
Then after your parents confront your brother and ruin his life and accuse him of being a dog raping faggot, you tell that mother fucker when they're not around that if he EVER touches ANYTHING that belongs to you again, you'll kill your parents and set him up to be the murderer, and at his age that doesn't mean juvie but federal pound me in the ass prison, and as you've obviously proven he likes that.
Not only will he never fuck with you again, he'll probably kill himself, and you can use that psychologically to your advantage with your parents to get whatever you want.
I know, I'm a sick bastard. [B]Do it.[/B]
[QUOTE=xpod1;22865934]Or one of those trick links that opens a hundred windows yelling
HEY EVERYBODY, IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO[/QUOTE]
yea but those sites fuck up your computer my advice make another account and gift tf2 on that one and tell your little gremlin the user name and password and teach him how to craft and if he still uses your account change the password for your brother account and tell him use his own account and if he still uses your account make a fork bomb these are easy to make and put it in your start up folder and when he freaks out tell your parents that he did it :science:
Change the password. Don't listen to your parents. If they take your rights, DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU CAN'T PLAY, NEITHER CAN HE
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;22875693]This is what you do. This is will, I swear it.
Set up a batch file to be accessed as the desktop icon for TF2, make it look legit.
Tell him to start using that.
Make it so when he runs the batch file, it copies over a bunch of files into the TF2 models and materials directories to make the game looked screwed up.
When he complains, tell your mom and dad "He broke my game! It was FINE when I was using it." Leave it like that for a few days, completely unplayable. Stop using the computer visibly, go outside, play games at friends houses. Then, slowly but surely, start doing that to the rest of the games. CSS, Half Life, everything. Make sure no one sees you do this. Finally, start fucking up your parents files, make it seem like you have a vicious virus that is destroying everything. Continue to not be seen using the computer for anything. When your parents mention it to you, point out that YOU haven't been using the computer. During all of this make sure you hit up some really hardcore porn sites and save the nastiest gay porn pictures including some gay bestiality and furry porn in a folder called "so and so's pictures" so and so being your brother. Continue to do this without getting caught for a month. If your parents ask why you haven't been on the computer, tell them it's really jacked up and you'd rather not bother with it since it's all screwed up. Eventually, they'll either get you or someone else to try and fix it. And that's when you or whoever they get to fix it will run a virus scan. If it's them and the virus scan doesn't pick up anything, they'll start searching individual files trying to find the cause and find your "brothers" nasty faggot porn. If YOU have to do the virus scan, tell them that "The viruses were found in some interesting pictures in my brother's folder... guys you need to see this, it's just wrong."
Then after your parents confront your brother and ruin his life and accuse him of being a dog raping faggot, you tell that mother fucker when they're not around that if he EVER touches ANYTHING that belongs to you again, you'll kill your parents and set him up to be the murderer, and at his age that doesn't mean juvie but federal pound me in the ass prison, and as you've obviously proven he likes that.
Not only will he never fuck with you again, he'll probably kill himself, and you can use that psychologically to your advantage with your parents to get whatever you want.
I know, I'm a sick bastard. [B]Do it.[/B][/QUOTE]
That idea is just fine except for one thing: if someone who isn't OP does the virus check manually, he'll find the .bat file in the desktop and then OP is fucked.
Double spoiler: OP is also too young to play M
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;22875693]This is what you do. This is will, I swear it.
Set up a batch file to be accessed as the desktop icon for TF2, make it look legit.
Tell him to start using that.
Make it so when he runs the batch file, it copies over a bunch of files into the TF2 models and materials directories to make the game looked screwed up.
When he complains, tell your mom and dad "He broke my game! It was FINE when I was using it." Leave it like that for a few days, completely unplayable. Stop using the computer visibly, go outside, play games at friends houses. Then, slowly but surely, start doing that to the rest of the games. CSS, Half Life, everything. Make sure no one sees you do this. Finally, start fucking up your parents files, make it seem like you have a vicious virus that is destroying everything. Continue to not be seen using the computer for anything. When your parents mention it to you, point out that YOU haven't been using the computer. During all of this make sure you hit up some really hardcore porn sites and save the nastiest gay porn pictures including some gay bestiality and furry porn in a folder called "so and so's pictures" so and so being your brother. Continue to do this without getting caught for a month. If your parents ask why you haven't been on the computer, tell them it's really jacked up and you'd rather not bother with it since it's all screwed up. Eventually, they'll either get you or someone else to try and fix it. And that's when you or whoever they get to fix it will run a virus scan. If it's them and the virus scan doesn't pick up anything, they'll start searching individual files trying to find the cause and find your "brothers" nasty faggot porn. If YOU have to do the virus scan, tell them that "The viruses were found in some interesting pictures in my brother's folder... guys you need to see this, it's just wrong."
Then after your parents confront your brother and ruin his life and accuse him of being a dog raping faggot, you tell that mother fucker when they're not around that if he EVER touches ANYTHING that belongs to you again, you'll kill your parents and set him up to be the murderer, and at his age that doesn't mean juvie but federal pound me in the ass prison, and as you've obviously proven he likes that.
Not only will he never fuck with you again, he'll probably kill himself, and you can use that psychologically to your advantage with your parents to get whatever you want.
I know, I'm a sick bastard. [B]Do it.[/B][/QUOTE]
Not so sick as overtly imaginative.
Tell your parents he's annoying your friends or something.
[QUOTE=Glent;22876196]Not so sick as overtly imaginative.[/QUOTE]
but very good nonetheless
I reckon buying him the game will make you look "good" in your parents' eyes so that's what you should do
I'd just buy it, it's really cheap anyway.
Oh my god, I can emphasize with this so badly because it happened to me at one point. Parents just don't understand games and thought I was the one being over-the-top.
[QUOTE=Juniez;22865940]i did this and it worked
except it took like a week straight of explaining[/QUOTE]
Congratulations.
You are an inspiration to all of us plagued by the blight of younger siblings.
I played TFC when I was in 1st or 2nd grade. My oldest brother told me I could play it when he's not home, but when he is, then he gets it. Albeit there's no item crafting. I'd say find out if there's a command to get to crafting and stuff and if there is, take it out of the menus, unbind m, make it so he can't alter the loadout.
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;22865823]Scratch that.
1. Back everything up.
2. Get a virus.
3. Let the virus fuck everything up.
4. Blame it on him.
5. Restore it and continue playing. :smug:[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a good idea actually.
Create an autoexec.cfg whit "unbind all" in it.
watch him rage and say you don't know what he is doing wrong.
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;22875693]This is what you do. This is will, I swear it.
Set up a batch file to be accessed as the desktop icon for TF2, make it look legit.
Tell him to start using that.
Make it so when he runs the batch file, it copies over a bunch of files into the TF2 models and materials directories to make the game looked screwed up.
When he complains, tell your mom and dad "He broke my game! It was FINE when I was using it." Leave it like that for a few days, completely unplayable. Stop using the computer visibly, go outside, play games at friends houses. Then, slowly but surely, start doing that to the rest of the games. CSS, Half Life, everything. Make sure no one sees you do this. Finally, start fucking up your parents files, make it seem like you have a vicious virus that is destroying everything. Continue to not be seen using the computer for anything. When your parents mention it to you, point out that YOU haven't been using the computer. During all of this make sure you hit up some really hardcore porn sites and save the nastiest gay porn pictures including some gay bestiality and furry porn in a folder called "so and so's pictures" so and so being your brother. Continue to do this without getting caught for a month. If your parents ask why you haven't been on the computer, tell them it's really jacked up and you'd rather not bother with it since it's all screwed up. Eventually, they'll either get you or someone else to try and fix it. And that's when you or whoever they get to fix it will run a virus scan. If it's them and the virus scan doesn't pick up anything, they'll start searching individual files trying to find the cause and find your "brothers" nasty faggot porn. If YOU have to do the virus scan, tell them that "The viruses were found in some interesting pictures in my brother's folder... guys you need to see this, it's just wrong."
Then after your parents confront your brother and ruin his life and accuse him of being a dog raping faggot, you tell that mother fucker when they're not around that if he EVER touches ANYTHING that belongs to you again, you'll kill your parents and set him up to be the murderer, and at his age that doesn't mean juvie but federal pound me in the ass prison, and as you've obviously proven he likes that.
Not only will he never fuck with you again, he'll probably kill himself, and you can use that psychologically to your advantage with your parents to get whatever you want.
I know, I'm a sick bastard. [B]Do it.[/B][/QUOTE]
This poster is a evil genius.
I think you should just re-passoword your account, and then take the shit you'll get from your parents.
You might get yelled at, and banned from using the computer...
However eventually they'll probably give in, and after some pain you'll have things your way.
Just password the game, and tell them that it's YOUR account and your game. Tell them that your brother is interfering with how your games work, so that if he wants to play the same games you do, he'll have to get his own account.
Letting him use the game is a bit like sharing a tooth brush with someone.
It might be fine in the beginning, and it's nice of you to not force him to buy his own tooth brush.
However when he uses the toothbrush to brush his nasty teeth, you'll be the one paying the price.
So his usage of your toothbrush makes the toothbrush less nice for you to use, and if you both had your own toothbrushes you wouldn't have to endure crap the other one puts onto it.
[QUOTE=GranPC;22876092]That idea is just fine except for one thing: if someone who isn't OP does the virus check manually, he'll find the .bat file in the desktop and then OP is fucked.[/QUOTE]
That's why you replace the .bat file with the regular TF2 program after the little brother activates it!
[QUOTE=Drax-Quin;22876478]Oh my god, I can emphasize with this so badly because it happened to me at one point. Parents just don't understand games and thought I was the one being over-the-top.[/QUOTE]
Empathize. Emphasize is something completely different.
Just get your brother his own account and gift him a game. However, your parents are fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=GranPC;22876092]That idea is just fine except for one thing: if someone who isn't OP does the virus check manually, he'll find the .bat file in the desktop and then OP is fucked.[/QUOTE]
Put it in a 16gb USB flash drive
Easy fix.
Set up a steam account for him, then as maturely as you can, explain to your parent's the reason behind having user account's and why they are meant to be for a single user.
Hence the term user and the lack of an 's following the term.
Then explain that all user's must purchase their own games to play which will benefit your spoilt-shit of a sibling because his under-developed mind isn't being filled with mature, blood-splattering content.
Pound his ass.
[QUOTE=Bob the Android;22874080]I'm going to assume that your parents bought the game. If that is the case then they have every right to make you both share the account. I would recommend either buying a copy for YOURSELF or getting your brother into another game. Runescape maybe? I played that when I was 12. An alternative is that you get into another game.
Hey, the Steam Summer Sale is on. Look around on teh market and see if there is anything that would interest you.[/QUOTE]
Its AGAINST the ToS to share an account.
Get an apartment.
Best solution.
Dude...I have the same pain
Except my little brother is 10
And I had the mac earbuds cause my friend let me logon with his mac
And my little fucking brother discarded it and I asked why
And he said "Cause i hate ipods"
I was mad
I feel for you, I really do. And I'm glad I don't have that problem. But I do have an Nine-Year Old Brother who is on the computer all day running around 2-Fort in Create Server doing the following :
Emptying the ammo out of all his weapons
Going into thirdperson
Noclipping
Going back into firstperson
Killing himself
Restarting the cycle
I own every game in my account with my money, and I still have to let him play it. And that's before he feels like playing Garry's Mod. I never get to play.
Trust me, you're not alone in this "Little Brother" crysis.
Buy a copy for him and ask your parents for a refund, it's not that hard.
and don't give in the password again, confront your parents, that is your account and yours only.
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