[QUOTE=Dadalen;22882197]
Trust me, you're not alone in this "Little Brother" [B]crysis[/B].[/QUOTE]
You do realise that spelling of the word is used exclusively for the game, right?
[QUOTE=skidude28;22865737]Tell your parents to fuck off[/QUOTE]
Funny, because it's true.
Seriousily, your game.
You could explain this to Valve, and they have the power to make your bro's IP adress banned when hes logging in on your account, while you can still login, but I doubt they would do that, give him his own steam account for his b-day, with TF2 if its on sale or something, or whatever game he plays (don't rate me bad reading)
[QUOTE=TheMooseIsLoose;22883681]You could explain this to Valve, and they have the power to make your bro's IP adress banned when hes logging in on your account, while you can still login, but I doubt they would do that, give him his own steam account for his b-day, with TF2 if its on sale or something, or whatever game he plays (don't rate me bad reading)[/QUOTE]
........
Do you know what you're talking about?
Tell him to try the mod Zombie Panic Source.
There's a server on it that if you type !meatspin meatspin will pop up and the sound will fuck up.
Blame the error on your brother.
[QUOTE=TheMooseIsLoose;22883681]You could explain this to Valve, and they have the power to make your bro's IP adress banned when hes logging in on your account, while you can still login, but I doubt they would do that, give him his own steam account for his b-day, with TF2 if its on sale or something, or whatever game he plays (don't rate me bad reading)[/QUOTE]
This guy over here needs to learn how IP adresses work
I just thought to let you guys know that while is is technically against the Steam TOS to share an account, family is a grey area (especially married couples and children) that Steam doesn't and can't really enforce if it's in a single household.
I just want to make sure you guys know that if you didn't. Don't need you guys being mistaken about the subtle details of how the TOS works in this situation, but OP's parents don't need know that. :eng101:
OP got banned from the computer.
[QUOTE=Joe_the_fish;22887477]OP got banned from the computer.[/QUOTE]
He probably took skidude28's idea seriously and got him grounded for eternity.
[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;22875693]This is what you do. This is will, I swear it.
Set up a batch file to be accessed as the desktop icon for TF2, make it look legit.
Tell him to start using that.
Make it so when he runs the batch file, it copies over a bunch of files into the TF2 models and materials directories to make the game looked screwed up.
When he complains, tell your mom and dad "He broke my game! It was FINE when I was using it." Leave it like that for a few days, completely unplayable. Stop using the computer visibly, go outside, play games at friends houses. Then, slowly but surely, start doing that to the rest of the games. CSS, Half Life, everything. Make sure no one sees you do this. Finally, start fucking up your parents files, make it seem like you have a vicious virus that is destroying everything. Continue to not be seen using the computer for anything. When your parents mention it to you, point out that YOU haven't been using the computer. During all of this make sure you hit up some really hardcore porn sites and save the nastiest gay porn pictures including some gay bestiality and furry porn in a folder called "so and so's pictures" so and so being your brother. Continue to do this without getting caught for a month. If your parents ask why you haven't been on the computer, tell them it's really jacked up and you'd rather not bother with it since it's all screwed up. Eventually, they'll either get you or someone else to try and fix it. And that's when you or whoever they get to fix it will run a virus scan. If it's them and the virus scan doesn't pick up anything, they'll start searching individual files trying to find the cause and find your "brothers" nasty faggot porn. If YOU have to do the virus scan, tell them that "The viruses were found in some interesting pictures in my brother's folder... guys you need to see this, it's just wrong."
Then after your parents confront your brother and ruin his life and accuse him of being a dog raping faggot, you tell that mother fucker when they're not around that if he EVER touches ANYTHING that belongs to you again, you'll kill your parents and set him up to be the murderer, and at his age that doesn't mean juvie but federal pound me in the ass prison, and as you've obviously proven he likes that.
Not only will he never fuck with you again, he'll probably kill himself, and you can use that psychologically to your advantage with your parents to get whatever you want.
I know, I'm a sick bastard. [B]Do it.[/B][/QUOTE]
You are not sick. You are brilliant. Can I have your autograph?
Protips:
Op is around age 13.
His parents bought the account for both of them.
He cannot buy any games for his bro because he does not have a credit card.
He, like many people, is not willing to bluntly disobey his parents.
[QUOTE=Pantz76;22888239]Protips:
Op is around age 13.
His parents bought the account for both of them.
He cannot buy an account for his bro because he does not have a credit card.
He, like many people, is not willing to bluntly disobey his parents.[/QUOTE]
Because you buy steam accounts :downs:
[QUOTE=geel9;22888416]Because you buy steam accounts :downs:[/QUOTE]
I meant to say TF2, I wasn't thinking. I'll fix it.
OP took my first advice and did step 3.
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[QUOTE=kill3r;22870432]Grammar, the hardest thing to use since the smartness feature was removed.
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You know where every squeak is by an inch? What?
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You could just like, learn to share, oh no he crafted some pixels in a game![/QUOTE]
Don't just call it pixels, it takes time to actually get them.
im twelve, but i wouldn't do that. ever. if its not my account, i dont screw with it. i also play on normal servers and dont use the mic. some kids are different from others. some kids are douchebags. some are not.
He's 12, are your parents morons? sorry, but seriously, they better not be one of those soccer mom that complains about violent video games then.
[QUOTE=Nexus_Elite;22889583]He's 12, are your parents morons? sorry, but seriously, they better not be one of those soccer mom that complains about violent video games then.[/QUOTE]
Thats my mom, and she tried returning l4d2 (WHEN I BOUGHT IT WITH MY OWN MONEY.) and it ended badly with Valve closing my account.
I got it back, but if there were SUPER LOW VIOLENCE MODE, it would kill the fun out of L4d2 and TF2.
Go to a server with a friend. Make them all have shock image sprays. Tell them to use the N word every moment possible and talk about porn too.
Let your bro play when that happens and make your parents watch.
[QUOTE=EFG;22889940]Go to a server with a friend. Make them all have shock image sprays. Tell them to use the N word every moment possible and talk about porn too.
Let your bro play when that happens and make your parents watch.[/QUOTE]
Won't he get in trouble too cause its also his friend and his parents might ban him off the computer (if they didn't already) for talking to some perverted sick minded lil kid who looks at porn and talks to his brother about it.
Either
1. They ban the stupid annoying little cunt.
2. They ban the OP.
3. They file a complaint to Steam, who will shut down the account and then we can all blame it on the little cunt saying that it was his friend and not the OP.
Okay then, another plan.
Change password to something else.
Change name to "BANNED STEAM USER (Event 193245)"
Record a tape of when your brother threatens to get you banned.
Say your bro used hacks, but you forgive him and is nice enough to set up a new account for him.
[QUOTE=DarkSide*;22889309]im twelve, but i wouldn't do that. ever. if its not my account, i dont screw with it. i also play on normal servers and dont use the mic. some kids are different from others. some kids are douchebags. some are not.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this statement. Not every twelve year old is a complete dumbfuck, I am 12, I have my own account, I buy [B]most of my games[/B], I buy them from money I get from Christmas and my birthday. If a game was just released, gets good reviews, and I don't have the cash I will eventually ask my parents or wait until my birthday or summer so I can get a job. I don't see how someone could really delete someones hard earned weapons or hats (randoms) and still not give a shit about it. As said by others either buy the game for him or come up with some lie that will convince your parents that your brother is a immature dumbass that doesn't know what respect or work is. Knock some sense into him, tell him what happens when he fucks with your shit. I am glad I don't have a younger brother, but good luck with him.
I have a younger brother.... At least he is to young for video games and by the time he is I think I might be moved out. Even if I'm not then my parents would never let him mess with my games.
[QUOTE=DeandreT;22890124]I agree with this statement. Not every twelve year old is a complete dumbfuck, I am 12, I have my own account, I buy [B]most of my games[/B], I buy them from money I get from Christmas and my birthday. If a game was just released, gets good reviews, and I don't have the cash I will eventually ask my parents or wait until my birthday or summer so I can get a job. I don't see how someone could really delete someones hard earned weapons or hats (randoms) and still not give a shit about it. As said by others either buy the game for him or come up with some lie that will convince your parents that your brother is a immature dumbass that doesn't know what respect or work is. Knock some sense into him, tell him what happens when he fucks with your shit. I am glad I don't have a younger brother, but good luck with him.[/QUOTE]
I'm 14, I was 13 when i got TF2 and my cousins were dumbfucks (12 year olds to be exact) to delete my Fancy Fedora and Mining Light.
That Mining Light is what I crave now cause I'm not a fan of the hotrod, so I rather have Daimao's Welding Mask instead.
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;22865823]Scratch that.
1. Back everything up.
2. Get a virus.
3. Let the virus fuck everything up.
4. Blame it on him.
5. Restore it and continue playing. :smug:[/QUOTE]
I am also 12, But woopty-doo, Here we go again.
It's because our generations parents don't care about thier childrens education.
Seriously, With today's youth, I consider myself pretty intelligent compared to today's kids.
Tea-Bag him while he is asleep, that'll show him
[QUOTE=NateDude;22891973]I am also 12, But woopty-doo, Here we go again.
It's because our generations parents don't care about thier childrens education.
Seriously, With today's youth, I consider myself pretty intelligent compared to today's kids.[/QUOTE]
i have to say i agree with that.
Skunkrocker, looking forward to see more of you in the future.
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But to be honest, keep in mind that anything you'll do will only stop him for a while. You'll simply get a break, parents will be on his side forever.
Try to deal with it.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22892087]Tea-Bag him while he is asleep, that'll show him[/QUOTE]
holy shit I have not seen your avatar in forever
granted, I made it forever ago....
Start playing games like Fear and quarantine, that'll fuck with the little boy.
[quote]Start playing games like Fear and quarantine[/quote]
Does not work. You have my word on that.
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