Major Update Speculation V16: The Monoculus RIFT Well Spun Hat Promo Edition - Games

A Dog, a Potato, a Bodyguard, a Guy with a Face Mask, and a Horror Movie Villain go to a strip party... wut.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;40002619]probably, yea[/QUOTE] I can't replicate it in any server I try, local or otherwise. I'm calling bullshit on that claim.

Dark Souls is one game that should've gotten promos.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;40002912]Dark Souls is one game that should've gotten promos.[/QUOTE] Praise the Sun/Channeler Dance taunt please and thanks.

[QUOTE=Batmans;40002566]I found a new random exploit I have the scout fish speed With the ham shank (WITH ANY CLASSES,INCLUDE HEAVY) And It do the normal classes damage (so,that like a free upgrade)[/QUOTE] maxofs2d made a video showing this same thing with his saxxy, he could backstab things as a scout, i can't find the video anymore, maybe he made it private or something

With the new Street Fighter IV:AE v2013 update being announced I have something to really look forward to. I hope that one day TF2 will be graced by street fighter promos there's already quite a few references already but there's SO much potential.

[QUOTE=Limie Pie;40002408][URL="http://air.audio-surf.com"]There is also one more game Valve loves, which gets a sequel[/URL] I hope for promos.[/QUOTE] Headphones?

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;40002912]Dark Souls is one game that should've gotten promos.[/QUOTE] There's always number 2!

The key party website says: FIND OUT APRIL 1ST, 2013. Could be a joke?

In the 70s Key parties referred to men putting keys into a bowl, then the women would take a key and go have sex with whoever owned that key. I want that Handsome Jack mask badly but maybe not that badly...

I just e-mailed Gabe asking about the Tf2 movie. I want it, and he is gonna answer me with everything. Watch

Are we really going to live to see a date simulator featuring Ash Williams

[QUOTE=Barobax;40003290]In the 70s Key parties referred to men putting keys into a bowl, then the women would take a key and go have sex with whoever owned that key. I want that Handsome Jack mask badly but maybe not that badly...[/QUOTE] I found that out via google 30 minutes ago, but it just occurred to me now the connection between that and the picture of a bowl on the website.

[QUOTE=Uesrname;40003542]I found that out via google 30 minutes ago, but it just occurred to me now the connection between that and the picture of a bowl on the website.[/QUOTE] I think the guy asking about "chell fan-service" a while ago is going to be [I]preeeetty[/I] happy about this :v:

I wonder if this key party game will be an X-Rated DDR-type game where you have to input commands to keep the rhythm Because if it is, Hypertails will be the happiest man on the planet if he picks up Sam's key...

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;40003215]The key party website says: FIND OUT APRIL 1ST, 2013. Could be a joke?[/QUOTE] Didn't the Potato Sack come out on April Fools Day?

Splosion Man for Xbox Live Arcade was also announced on April 1st. I imagine that Telltale will bank on the fact that the game will be [I]so[/I] absurd, people will think it [I]has[/I] to be an April Fool's Day prank.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;40003694]Splosion Man for Xbox Live Arcade was also announced on April 1st. I imagine that Telltale will bank on the fact that the game will be [I]so[/I] absurd, people will think it [I]has[/I] to be an April Fool's Day prank.[/QUOTE] Strip poker night at the inventory.

Key party also refers to a party procedure in which everyone in the party who is driving deposits their key in a bowl and retrieves it when they are ready to leave, but only when sober or in condition to drive home. (Sex optionally included as you don't get sober in an hour.)

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;40000928]you folks rating disagree know about Steampipe, right? And how it's coming in 1-2 weeks?[/QUOTE] Who gives a crap about SteamPipe? Why would that be considered a major update? It's just an unceremonious reorganization of game files.

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;40003779]Who gives a crap about SteamPipe? Why would that be considered a major update? It's just an unceremonious reorganization of game files.[/QUOTE] So you always bitch about how we only get hats and what not (and don't say you don't because we all know you do) and when they finally start optimizing the game, you whine about that too? pls go

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;40003779]Who gives a crap about SteamPipe? Why would that be considered a major update? It's just an unceremonious reorganization of game files.[/QUOTE] My guess is that they might use it as an excuse to release a few other goodies and call it a major update. Here's hoping they at least throw in one or two weapons. Or we might just get constant crashes and a pipe melee reskin.

I don't want to come off as picking a fight or anything but Lord Exor I don't think I recall any time where you were happy for anything related to TF2

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;40003779]Who gives a crap about SteamPipe? Why would that be considered a major update? It's just an unceremonious reorganization of game files.[/QUOTE] Pretty much everybody. It adds a bunch of features along the way, such as new modding capabilities and shortening the loading times by up to over 150%. You know, life is too short to waste on loading screens.

Unrelated, I might be late, but oh well... Does anybody know if the A Rather Festive Tree is still vibrating as hell? I think I've read somewhere that it has been fixed, but I want to be certain. So, is it still exaggeratedly vibrating, or not?

[QUOTE=Radu RD;40004090]Unrelated, I might be late, but oh well... Does anybody know if the A Rather Festive Tree is still vibrating as hell? I think I've read somewhere that it has been fixed, but I want to be certain. So, is it exaggeratedly vibrating, or not?[/QUOTE] [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b9/Spy_no01.wav[/url]

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;40002671][url]http://www.capcom-unity.com/ask_capcom/go/thread/view/7371/29822695/duck-tales-remastered?post_num=19#530062245[/url] Promos, please. [sp]Can't wait for the Eyelander cane reskin and Demo-only top hat.[/sp][/QUOTE] Oh man, I still have the NES cart of that game And now it's getting remade. I'm old.

No. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meZvpleH4X4[/media]

I still can't believe that thing is unrestricted.

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;40003779]Who gives a crap about SteamPipe? Why would that be considered a major update? It's just an unceremonious reorganization of game files.[/QUOTE] god you're that type of TF2 player that doesn't care about the basics and (should be) prerequisites of any PC game: Optimization and program behavior. Sorry, I can wait a bit longer for yet another useless new weapon that is inferior to stock or has some gimmicky play style. Basic under the hood stuff are taken for granted (because 99% of the time they are always there) but in this case TF2 has gotten really problematic performance wise over the years, it's time to fix that first.