What does engie say when he is about to have sex?
[sp]DISPENSIN AN ERECTIONNN[/sp]
What does engie say while having sex?
[sp]SPAH SAPPIN MAH ERECTION[/sp]
I suck but whatever
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[QUOTE=Zantze;22714610]A train[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
Why did the Engineer say "Spy sappin mah sentry!"?
Because a spy sapped his sentry.
[QUOTE=Saza;22704459]What did the engineer say when his scented pine tree fell off of his rear-view mirror?
GOSH DARNIT!
[sp]If you don't get it; SCENT-TREE down. Say that out loud.[/sp]
Why does the Pyro fail at text adventures?
[sp]He keeps going west.
If you don't get it: West = W. Ring a bell?[/sp]
Why does the pyro die so much?
[sp]He cuts the cucumber lengthwise.
I don't get it either.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Your timing was off
Where is the downs rim shot emote when you need it?
Why didn't the spy sap the buildings?
[sp]Because he was the buildings[/sp]
How did scout do when he was ice skating?
[sp]He sucked on ice[/sp]
What makes the Demoman a good demoman?
If he were a bad demoman, this wouldn't be a joke.
What's the difference between a blu spy and a red medic?
[sp]Well, ones an indigo suited frenchman and I forget the rest but your mothers a whore[/sp]
Why did the announcer said "Mission begins in 10 seconds"
[sp]Because the mission begins in 10 seconds[/sp]
Hahaha i'm so funny.
Three pyros walk into a bar
[sp]Because they don't know how to strafe.[/sp]
What do scouts do on a hot day?
[sp]They suck popsicles[/sp]
Why does the announcer get payed so much?
[sp]She always works overtime[/sp]
Why does the Heavy say Sandvich instead of sandwich?
[sp]Because sandwich is pronounced "witch", and heavy is afraid of witches[/sp]
:ftbrg::gbsmith:
TF2 jokes?
[sp]Pyro[/sp]
What did Marty McFly say when he introduced his large Russian friend to Doc Brown?
[sp]This is Heavy, Doc.[/sp]
What section does the spy hate in the supermarket?
[sp]the pie row[/sp]
[QUOTE=Hackintosh;22721732]What section does the spy hate in the supermarket?
[sp]the pie row[/sp][/QUOTE]
thats great
What does the Sniper say when recieving his anti-biotics?
Boom, medshot.
:downsrim:
snip
Where does the Spy keep all the stuff he doesn't want his kids to reach?
[sp]Top shelf![/sp]
There seems to be too many two-liners here. I'll break the ice with some things from an SFM that was made recently by EdbotnikThe of YouTube.
First one.
Sniper: Oi Spy, i'm getting married tomorrow!
Spy: Why, that's just fantastic, friend! And who is the lucky woman?
Sniper: [sp]My sniper wifle![/sp]
Second one.
Sniper: Oi Spy, you hooking up with Scout's mother, right?
Spy: What 'ave? (I don't get)
Sniper: Well, I was just thinking... She must be wearing a Razorback...
Spy: Why is that?
Sniper: [sp]She told me you were very good from behind![/sp]
Alternate ending.
Sniper: Well, I was just thinking... She must be wearing a Razorback...
Spy: Razorback? [sp]I barely know her![/sp]
Here's the video in question, credited to EdbotnikThe.
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=BBb41rTs_uE[/media]
Oh wait, that was posted in the Cheesy TF2 Jokes thread. Oh well, that's life.
What did the Teleporter say to the Spy?
[sp]Whirr whirr whirr WHIRR WHIRR WHOOOOSH[/sp]
Wait thats not lemonade!
What did the Heavy say after taking viagra?
[sp]It slaps me on the knees[/sp]
What did the Demoman say when they asked him if he wanted more booze?
[sp]Eye[/sp]
:rimshot:
[QUOTE=The Patriot;22710374]Alright,one coming from nerfnow...
Why did the spy cross the road?
He never really was on your side[/QUOTE]
I don't think that's originally from Nerfnow, but all I know is that the first time I saw it was on an Youtube comment.
What's the difference between getting extiguished by a sniper and being extinguished by a pyro?
[sp]One gets you wet, the other one blows you[/sp]
That sounds creepily erotic.
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;22715853]Why didn't the spy sap the buildings?
[sp]Because he was the buildings[/sp][/QUOTE]
And then John was a zombie.
This joke is so funny it wasn't typed due to your head exploding due to the awesoneness
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