[QUOTE=Skunkrocker;22731679]And then John was a zombie.[/QUOTE]
And Dan was boobies
Why is it called sandviches?
[sp]Because it's made of sand witches.[/sp]
[QUOTE=iChooseYou;22732452]Why is it called sandviches?
[sp]Because it's made of sand witches.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Joke of the century.
/sarcasm
Why is the Demoman so bad in bed?
[sp]He's always blowing his stickies too soon[/sp]
[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;22732661]Why is the Demoman so bad in bed?
[sp]He's always blowing his stickies too soon[/sp][/QUOTE]
Joke of the century.
/sincerity
Why did the demoman drink from his bottle
he was thirsty
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22306329]how does the pyro pay his groceries
with a spy check
:downs:[/QUOTE]
I'm strangely inspired to make a spray of that for whenever an engie asks for one.
[QUOTE=ironman17;22729783]Sniper: Oi Spy, you hooking up with Scout's mother, right?
Spy: What of it?
Sniper: Well, I was just thinking... She must be wearing a Razorback...
Spy: Why is that?
Sniper: [sp]She told me you were very good from behind![/sp][/QUOTE]
Fixed it, for you.
What did the demoman say while having sex with the dispenser?
[sp] How's that feel ya blockhead? [/sp]
What did the spy say when he stabbed a blu?
[sp]im red lole[/sp]
What did the engineer say to his dispenser?
[sp]Hold on mister, you are reading this in mah voice.[/sp]
How many items does it take to get a hat?
[sp]Enough.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Nitro836;22703655]We all have heard TF2 jokes around, so i suggest we get as many as possible here for easy access. I most certainly hope you people have heard others than "Why did the Spy cross the road?"
Here's one from Steam forums:
Why did heavy call the Spiderman?
He got sick of Sandman.[/QUOTE]
That's Dumb.
Why do the RED and Blu hate the Announcer?
[sp]She makes them work overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime[/sp]
[QUOTE=ironman17;22731579]That sounds creepily erotic.[/QUOTE]
Depending on whether the Pyro is a girl or a boy that might be very good or really bad.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;22714282]What's worse than two Übered Heavies? :v:[/QUOTE]
[sp]The Holocaust![/sp]
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;22742076]What did the engineer say to his dispenser?
[sp]Hold on mister, you are reading this in mah voice.[/sp][/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
You got me.
What do you get when you cross an Ubercharge with the Ambassador?
[sp]Diplomatic Immunity[/sp]
How did the Demoman lost an eye?
[sp]He didn't SEE it coming[/sp]
:downsrim:
what did the heavy say when his dick was cut off
[sp] MEH DICK![/sp]
i tried :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Tyler72493;22742812][QUOTE=LegndNikko;22714282]What's worse than two Übered Heavies? :v:[/QUOTE][sp]The Holocaust![/sp][/QUOTE]
No... that would be [b]your mother![/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/1e4abd79a7ca7c8d47a877101ebea52f.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;22744349]No... that would be [b]your mother![/b]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/1e4abd79a7ca7c8d47a877101ebea52f.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I see no Jews getting tortured in those pictures.
The Spy's argument is invalid!!
The Medic walks up to the Heavy. You can see he is furious, as he has scarabs crawling from his eyes. The Heavy says; "Medic, are you angry at me because I kept ran out of ammo, took the healthpack, and let you die because I didn't defend you?" and the Medic says; [sp]"No, I am angry at you because you cut the cucumber lengthwise!"[/sp]
What does the soldier say when he looks in his fridge?
[sp]Maggots![/sp]
Why did The Heavy call Spiderman?
He was sick and tired of the Sandman.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;22744349]No... that would be [B]your mother![/B]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/1e4abd79a7ca7c8d47a877101ebea52f.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Why the white edges?
What did the sniper say while having sex?
You best keep lyin' down...
[QUOTE=Jayblade;22746337]What did the sniper say while having sex?
You best keep lyin' down...[/QUOTE]
What did the scout say while having sex?
I'm gonna headbutt ya, I'm gonna headbutt ya
What did the Heavy say while having sex?
Ah, so filling!
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/IMG]
What did the Spy say while having sex?
I do believe I'm on fire.
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