Team Fortress 2 Jokes - Games

[QUOTE=Mvwill;22742514]That's Dumb.[/QUOTE] The joke or...?

What did the Pyro say while having sex? [sp]hudda[/sp]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;22714837]What does engie say when he is about to have sex? [sp]DISPENSIN AN ERECTIONNN[/sp] [/QUOTE] [b]improved![/b] what does the engie say when selling viagra? [sp]dispensin' an erector[/sp]

What do you call a medic and heavy after they got burned to death by a pyro while they were having sex? [sp]Sunnyside up. I tried.[/sp]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;22746473]What did the Heavy say while having sex? Ah, so filling! [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Baloniiiiiii

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;22746357]What did the scout say while having sex? I'm gonna headbutt ya, I'm gonna headbutt ya[/QUOTE] Why did the scout not have sex? because he's a virgin. Why does the pyro never take his mask off? Because if he did he'd say too many understandable "flaming homosexual" remarks. meh, i tried, probably failed too...

What did the sniper say when the girl stopped sucking his dick and started rubbing her vagina?? You'd best keep your head down, wanker.

What did the scout say when he got backstabbed? [sp]AIIIYEEAARRRRRRRRRRRGH[/sp]

What does the Pyro eat for breakfast? [sp]Spy Chex[/sp] Why does everyone hate CTF? [sp]It has no [i]point[/i].[/sp] What does the Sniper use to freshen his breath? [sp]Battlemints[/sp]

[QUOTE=Tyler72493;22763737] What does the Sniper use to freshen his breath? [sp]Battlemints[/sp][/QUOTE] oh hohohoho

What's the difference between chalk squares on the ground and a stickyjumping demoman? [sp]One's a Hop Scotch, the other's a Scotch Hop.[/sp]

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22753085]What did the sniper say when the girl stopped sucking his dick and started rubbing her vagina?? You'd best keep your head down, wanker.[/QUOTE] But I though you said that she had a vagina? And the Sniper [i]still[/i] called her a wanker? Man, he's got his sexes confused!

Crap joke. How do you stop a scout spinning on a clothesline? [sp]A shovel.[/sp]

[QUOTE=NateDude;22704325]Why did the Spy cross the Road? [sp]Because he needed to infiltrate the enemy base and sap some buildings.[/sp][/QUOTE] I lol'd because it was so obvious it's funny. [editline]02:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HGrunt;22705083]What did the Heavy say when there were too many 1 year old kids on his team? [sp]Too many little men on zis team![/sp][/QUOTE] No, it's "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!" [editline]02:44PM[/editline] I love obvious jokes. here's some What did the medic say when he had a full ubercharge? "I am fully charged!" i need help, can anyone tell me how to hide the words and only show them when they are clicked? What did the Griefing heavy do while being ubercharged? He took out his sandvich and ate it. (hehe, on a fun server, i did that. I'm not a griefer, i just got that idea.) What did medic's phone say when it's low on battery? "Charge Me!" or... What did the dispenser say when it was low on battery? "Charge me!" What does the demoman on the Blu team use? the iLander (get it? iLander as in apple products and BLU is the "Mac Team" in the video) (my username, my joke.) Why can't scout go into idle places? He can't keep still. [editline]02:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LegndNikko;22744806]I see no Jews getting tortured in those pictures. The Spy's argument is invalid!![/QUOTE] You want to see jews being totured? WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE MAN/WOMAN/THING* ARE YOU? *Delete appropriately [editline]02:46PM[/editline] Why do i keep editing my posts? (sorry, i'm new, how do i stop it)

It's called automerge.

and how do u do it? [editline]06:29PM[/editline] figured it out [editline]06:30PM[/editline] Who ate heavy's sandvich? [sp] heavy [/sp] [editline]06:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=skynrdfan2;22744052]what did the heavy say when his dick was cut off [sp] MEH DICK![/sp] i tried :saddowns:[/QUOTE] wow, at first when i read this i thought heavy said "I tried" then i noticed. haha this is what i saw: [QUOTE=skynrdfan2;22744052]what did the heavy say when his dick was cut off [sp]i tried[/sp][/QUOTE] [editline]06:34PM[/editline] oops, i thought automerge is my "hiding words" kina thing. i figured that out.

It looks like choclate, it tastes like choclate, it smells like choclate [sp]But it's a sandvich![/sp]

what does heavy say while eating? [sp] OM NOM NOM NOM [/sp] why does everybody ignore spy? [sp] he can't even be seen [/sp]

Why does no one like Heavy's Birthday? [sp]Whatever he gets, he just says "not big surprise".[/sp]

:colbert:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;22772463]Why does no one like Heavy's Birthday? [sp]Whatever he gets, he just says "not big surprise".[/sp][/QUOTE] I laughed at that one :v:

When is urine not urine? When it's a Jar[sp]rate[/sp].

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;22774668]When is urine not urine? When it's a Jar[sp]rate[/sp].[/QUOTE] It's [sp]Jarate[/sp] without additional "r"

[QUOTE=Flyingman356;22744883]The Medic walks up to the Heavy. You can see he is furious, as he has scarabs crawling from his eyes. The Heavy says; "Medic, are you angry at me because I kept ran out of ammo, took the healthpack, and let you die because I didn't defend you?" and the Medic says; [sp]"No, I am angry at you because you cut the cucumber lengthwise!"[/sp][/QUOTE] Do ho ho ho, that's a good one! Do ho ho ho. Seriously, if you don't get this, play Sam and Max.

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;22742076]What did the engineer say to his dispenser? [sp]Hold on mister, you are reading this in mah voice.[/sp][/QUOTE] I read it in coach's voice.

[QUOTE=kychu24;22784531]I read it in coach's voice.[/QUOTE] Mister, i don't think i like your attitude.

[QUOTE=Trounark;22785723]Mister, i don't think i like your attitude.[/QUOTE] Mister, i don't think i like your atititurde. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb" - Benji))[/highlight]

What's the difference between Jarate and BONK! Atomic Punch? [sp]There is none, but don't tell the Scout.[/sp] [editline]02:55PM[/editline] Also: [QUOTE=Chekko;22772282]It looks like choclate, it tastes like choclate, it smells like choclate [sp]But it's a sandvich![/sp][/QUOTE] Why got this one rated "Dumb". I think it's sort of funny. Chekko is referring to the fact that the Heavy eats the Dalokohs Bar and calls it a Sandvich. And: [QUOTE=DatWut?;22772463]Why does no one like Heavy's Birthday? [sp]Whatever he gets, he just says "not big surprise".[/sp][/QUOTE] Why late?

[QUOTE=DatWut?;22795690]What's the difference between Jarate and BONK! Atomic Punch? [sp]There is none, but don't tell the Scout.[/sp][/QUOTE] Surely it'd be better to say Crit-a-Cola, cause that actually makes sense game-play wise too.

Why is the Spy terrible at hide and seek? [sp]He always hides under a cloak[/sp]