Major Update Speculation Thread V22: Steampipe For Reals This Time - Games

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;40439116]There's a Medic Pocket Napkin?[/QUOTE] doesn't surprise me that you never noticed it even the backpack icon needs to point it out [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e4/Backpack_Couvre_Corner.png[/img]

It's a neat misc, but honestly something that small might as well be part of the Dr. Whoa, since that's all anybody uses it with.

[QUOTE=psyke;40439806]Apparently flexes work on a random fucking basis. [img]http://puu.sh/2HVQ6/1640aea746.png[/img] Maybe it's down to the settings or cpu usage of the player :S[/QUOTE] That would be an interesting item. It would scan wearers PC specs and make face as ugly as bad his PC is. On directX 8 it would turn into Vagineer.

Medic with the Couvre Corner and the Surgeon's Side Satchel. "Do you like my cosmetics?" "What cosmetics" Anyways, Poker Night 2 would make a great timekiller until the Robocrates are unlockable, except I've only played 8 hours and unlocked everything except the "Get 1,000,000 dollars" achievement, which I'm one game away from. OH WELL.

[QUOTE=Limie Pie;40440058]That would be an interesting item. It would scan wearers PC specs and make face as ugly as bad his PC is. On directX 8 it would turn into Vagineer.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't like that. I'll be publicly humiliated on every servers I go on. Weird glitch lets me play on DX7.

[QUOTE=Limie Pie;40440058]That would be an interesting item. It would scan wearers PC specs and make face as ugly as bad his PC is. On directX 8 it would turn into Vagineer.[/QUOTE] I have Windows 8, will it just be an obstructive block of color?

[QUOTE=FangLargo;40440086]I wouldn't like that. I'll be publicly humiliated on every servers I go on. Weird glitch lets me play on DX7.[/QUOTE] Naah, my horrible laptop's specs would make a horrible face feared by generations ;D

685 news posts. Wow

[QUOTE=Everything;40440000]It's a neat misc, but honestly something that small might as well be part of the Dr. Whoa, since that's all anybody uses it with.[/QUOTE] That reminds me. I made a Couvre Corner for Comic-Con 2012 for my buddy's Medic costume. (Not the actual costume. It's my personal labcoat) [url]http://imgur.com/uLE2HUV[/url] And I got it signed by some of the Valve people who were manning the 3A booth. [url]http://imgur.com/Ij1ciCI[/url] (I should probably put some edge-stitching.)

I find the new spy face extremely frightening.

[QUOTE=Dr. Doughnut;40437689][IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/541832883051766083/7D56CDD978B28BD4904F31EE19D6D80264A168AE/[/IMG] I like it. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198089112098/myworkshopfiles/?440[/url][/QUOTE] It is based something off Costume Quest, but it does need a bit of improvement. I don't see why everyone's so harsh on it.

[QUOTE=TonicBH;40440346]It is based something off Costume Quest, but it does need a bit of improvement. I don't see why everyone's so harsh on it.[/QUOTE]might have something to do with [I]double fine[/I] uploading it

[QUOTE=TonicBH;40440346]I don't see why everyone's so harsh on it.[/QUOTE] It's horrible. It's not just "slightly bad" or "halfway decent-ish", it's [I]horrible[/I]. That'd be acceptable if it was some Russian kid's first model but it's by Double Fine. It deserves all the shit it gets.

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;40440515]It's horrible. It's not just "slightly bad" or "halfway decent-ish", it's [I]horrible[/I]. That'd be acceptable if it was some Russian kid's first model but it's by Double Fine. It deserves all the shit it gets.[/QUOTE] It looks like [I]my[/I] first model, which was terrible. Not saying my recent stuff are any less terrible. But it is terrible, and it's Double Fine. But anyway, what I wanted to get on to was, why do you think Double Fine did this? I mean, looking at the Workshop front page, it would be blatantly obvious to whoever uploaded it that their stuff was not up to standard. Yet they still upped it, and it's up there for all of us to see. Is there something we're not seeing yet? P.S. Why do Russians get such a rap? I mean, why Russians?

[QUOTE=FangLargo;40440658]P.S. Why do Russians get such a rap? I mean, why Russians?[/QUOTE] Because they regularly show themselves to be... less than passable. See, I'm all for equality and whatever, but when every other Workshop model stealer, scammer and shitty player in LoL/Dota/whatever is Russian, you know there's something slightly off with that country.

True. And try to imagine that only playable servers are all Russian. Man, I am tired of headache of children laughing in tf2. Anyway, yes, this hat looks horrible. I understand that it was made after that horrible hat in that game, but hey, you could make it look less plastic. Make some billet holes, add some dirt on it or something. Or maybe Valve asked them for that. There is no community contributor with 100% of items passed. Please add some ugly crap for equality.

you know a model is bad if I even I can do better

Valve's turned down promos from another developer (no, not the Skullgirls one, another one involving Scout headphones) - I wonder if this silly thing has been in the works for a while despite every reason to the contrary, or if DF is really attempting to try and squeeze in another one. Since it looks so ugly and bad and horribly messes with class silhouette recognition, I kind of want it. EDIT: Also to say nothing about team coloration!

[QUOTE=Everything;40439818]Works fine for me with maximum settings and no model mods (TF2TIP textures though). As far as I've seen it only appears to glitch when you're looking at it on your own character.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I've noticed that with some of the other face flexing items I own. They look fine when I see them on other people, but as soon as I start wearing The Carl it's sticking halfway out of my Heavy's face.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;40439446]The bloodhound isn't paintable, right?[/QUOTE] This is really late but I know it's paint compatible, but I don't think it's enabled. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5s6INfE.png[/t]

The Bloodhound is too wacky. It's huge on Spy and the same with Sniper, but it's floating on his head, and it's the color of Spy.

Hey guys, remember when we were speculating about those little baby-tank crates?

[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;40441986]This is really late but I know it's paint compatible, but I don't think it's enabled. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5s6INfE.png[/t][/QUOTE] My loadout! (exculding the big kill what i want)

[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;40441986]This is really late but I know it's paint compatible, but I don't think it's enabled. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5s6INfE.png[/t][/QUOTE] the lime jesus fucking CHRIST

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;40442091]The Bloodhound is too wacky. It's huge on Spy and the same with Sniper, but it's floating on his head, and it's the color of Spy.[/QUOTE] No wonder they scrapped it in the first poker night

Well damn, the last TF2 update screwed with the integrity of my SteamPipe benchmarking, forcing me to start all over again. I'll throw in the data I had already collected from before the 4/23/13 update when they're released just because.

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;40442313]No wonder they scrapped it in the first poker night and Sam & Max Season 3 preorder[/QUOTE] Fixed it [sub][sub][sub]or was it season 2[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;40442355]Fixed it [sub][sub][sub]or was it season 2[/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] Yea, it was going to be Sam & Max Season 3 preorder bonus but was scrapped because it didn't fit mercs' heads. But time is changing and now they don't care about such things.

Hmm, I need to know what to name my sound files now that I've updated to steampipe. Where are the new vpk config files located and how do I open them to see the files?

Will this new robo crate contain anything? [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3113945[/url]