Mad Milk
Tired of getting shot up in the battlefield with no medic on your pub-scrub team? Well use [b]MAD MILK![/b]
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Item_icon_Mad_Milk.png/100px-Item_icon_Mad_Milk.png[/img]
Throw it [b]at other people and then hurt them[/b] and [b]your wounds[/b] magically disappear! Missing a kidney? Well, douse that pyro over there with your [u]delicious white fluids[/u] and say hello to another!
Worried you'll throw your [del]sperm[/del] milk and never see it again? Worry no more! [b]You refill it in less than a minute by yourself.[/b] No tools needed! All natural!
Buy Mad Milk TODAY! Or buy a jarate jar and make it yourself with [highlight]twice the fun[/highlight]
[QUOTE=MRTW113;26373699]Mad Milk
Tired of getting shot up in the battlefield with no medic on your pub-scrub team? well use [b]MAD MILK![/b]
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/56/Item_icon_Mad_Milk.png/100px-Item_icon_Mad_Milk.png[/img_thumb]
Throw it [b]at other people and then hurt them[/b] and [b]]your wounds[/b] magically disappear! Missing a kidney? Well, douse that pyro over there with your [u]delicious white fluids[/u] and say hello to another!
Worried you'll throw your [del]sperm[/del] milk and never see it again? Worry no more! [b]You refill it in less than a minute by yourself.[/b] No tools needed! All natural!
Buy Mad Milk TODAY! Or buy a jarate jar and make it yourself with [highlight]twice the fun[/highlight][/QUOTE]
:gizz: freshly squeezed daily
ARE YOU TIRED OF PLAYING HAT FORTRESS TWO WITH WEAPONS THAT CAN HELP YOU?
ARE YOU GOING TO SIMPLY DELETE YOUR ITEMS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO FUCKING [b]GOOD[/b]?!
THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO USE THIS FUCKING THING CALLED THE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
WITH THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU CAN HIT STUFF AND MAKE IT UPGRADE JUST LIKE FUCKING MAGIC.
SPIES GOT YOU DOWN? TOO BAD FOR YOU, THE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY DOESN'T DO SHIT AGAINST SPIES. YOU'RE MORE VULNERABLE! YOU CAN'T CRIT! ADD SOME FUCKING METAL AND LOOK COOL BUT DO NOTHING! HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD.
DOING DAMAGE GETTING YOU DOWN? THE NORMAL WRENCH TOO USEFUL? THEN USE BLEEDING AND HAVE LESS DAMAGE DONE AND BE A COMPLETE FAGGOT. ATTACH LITTLE RAZOR THINGS TO A NORMAL BROKEN WRENCH AND WASTE MONEY AND BECOME A TOOL.
DOESN'T THIS SOUND ENTICING? WELL IT SHOULD! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND USE THIS SHITTY WEAPON TODAY BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED OF BEING GOOD IN HAT FORTRESS TWO, THE WORLD'S #1 POST-WAR HAT SIMULATOR. SO GO ON, WASTE A WEAPON TO CRAFT OR IDLE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TO GET THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1f/Southern_Hospitality.png[/img]
[url=this is a fake url to make fancy blue text to make it look legit. I'm going to take your $999.95 now, okay?]Order Now! Only $999.95! GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT PEOPLE[/url]
I wish I could enter this :crying:
Are you a spy?
Do you find yourself getting constantly annoyed by that damn amount of rocketspam in the battlefield?
Well boy do we have a product for you, The Dead Ringer, A new development in the line of MANN. Co's Unique line of unlockables.
This is it, your running around a corner, you finally see that sniper. The one which has caused so many deaths, who then turns around and sends a crit flying towards that now broken french noggin of yours.
Not anymore! With the dead ringer whenever you suffer any damage, it sends out a coffin prepared duplicate of you, cloaking the real you in real time for up to 8 seconds and saving you hundreds on unecessary surgery!
What are you waiting for?
BUY IT NOW. For only £19.95
[img_thumb] http://filesmelt.com/dl/cambdad.png[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/beardshow21.png[/img_thumb]
[b]The camera beard, the absolute essential in the art of a spy. Nobody will recognize you in this piece of disguise![/b]
Get the best piece of technology around, infiltrating enemy lines has never been easier!
What a joke for the beardless to be running around wearing a hat in their absence of pride.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/camad.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/beardad.png[/img]
Get it at your local [B]MANN CO.[/B] store!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/spydoc3.png[/img]
I wake up this morning to have a nice surprise. :buddy:
Some nice entries here!
Did some touchups from my last entry, fixed the heavies head a little, made text red for Ivan!
Scouts words are pink because he cries at Natascha's will!
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fdsaascha.png[/IMG]
Proof:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fsd.png[/img_thumb]
Here it is:
[img]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5374/pleaseaddmorepootisplea.png[/img]
Fixed some errors, added facepunch logo. :v:
[B]UPDATED:[/B]
Here it is.
[img]http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/4421/respiteadvert.png[/img]
[B]Fixed the mistake in word Christmas ^^.[/B]
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b22a17spy.png[/IMG][/URL]
Hoo boy.
I really should've put more effort into this.
[QUOTE=Rokassz;26383556]Here it is.
[img_thumb]http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4421/respiteadvert.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Christmas*
here's my feeble attempt:
[img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4831/urafaget.png[/img]
I didn't really want to bump this but I don't want it to die quite yet, You still have a good 2 days (GMT wise) so don't give up yet! :buddy:
[QUOTE=Rokassz;26383556]Here it is.
[img_thumb]http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4421/respiteadvert.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This guy deserves to win! look at that piece of pure art!
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Shocknload.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/URL]
References all up in this bitch. Can you spot them all?
Who won
Sorry, I've been a bit busy. I'll have a look through entries right now.
[editline]1st December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Edvinas;26382989]Here it is:
[img_thumb]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5374/pleaseaddmorepootisplea.png[/img_thumb]
Fixed some errors, added facepunch logo. :v:[/QUOTE]
Wins the Hustler Hallmark!
HOWEVER
[QUOTE=macdoo999;26386115]here's my feeble attempt:
[img_thumb]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4831/urafaget.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Wins a Pink Napper Respite for second place!
[QUOTE=JGillo;26365751]Rushed but also good because it's made by me:
[URL=http://s384.photobucket.com/albums/oo289/JG-Pics/?action=view¤t=CRATES.png][img_thumb]http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo289/JG-Pics/th_CRATES.png[/img_thumb][/URL]
I am so original.[/QUOTE]
You'd win something if I had something to give away. You can take the few weapons on the front page if you really want. :frown:
You get an honourable mention for being third at least.
Thanks to all who entered, it was a nice contest.
To those who lost, maybe better luck next time.
How did that second one win? :v:
Not whining or anything.....
Why didn't I win? :frown:
damn, mama is gonna be dissapointed
Damn why did I just see this thread?! Either way I just want to show off what I made (could've done better probably):
[img]http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/3961/dalokohsbar.png[/img]
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/30mvcs1.png[/IMG]
[editline]1st December 2010[/editline]
I should read threads next time.
I still don't know why everyone rated my big daddy entry dumb :v:
I mean sure it wasn't fantastic, but I don't see why it was rated dumb 5 times.
(inb4 dumbs)
I got rated dumbs also
I didn't
I think my entry got the most funny ratings out of all of them but whatever, congrats to the winners
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