[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ac/Essential_Accessories.png[/img]
Scout alyways wanted to be good sprinter.With these you can pretend you're a best sprinter!
[U]Cotton Head[/U]
Become the star of the show as you set the enemy team alight with your "stage presence"
Or
I got the team fortress blu's
I'm at 15 health, no medics around...
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/cd/Weight_Room_Warmer.png/250px-Weight_Room_Warmer.png?t=20131011203843[/t]
[I]"With this genuinely fashinable jacket from Eastern European, even YOU can become a training slav(e) [/I]
[sp]Oh jeez, that was terrible, I just wanted a pun on the words Slav and slave.[/sp]
paragraph long descriptions arent as great as you all think.
being concise and creative > a 12 page long hat fanfiction that tries to give unnecesary background.
Btw:
"Hey Doc, I'm late"= Bugs bunny+The Alice in wonderland rabbit
"Not hot enought"=Goldilock taste (all) the soup
"I want to set the world on fire Hony"=The famous WWII "I don't want to set the world on fire" song
" flight of the angel"= First day of the Venician Carnival.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/85/Special_Eyes.png/250px-Special_Eyes.png?t=20131012140412[/IMG]
Mann Co. may not or never supply a brand of non-exploding eyedrops, But they can adjust your goggles to squint with you and give you laser vision. And in the end, That is much badass (Warning: Laser Vision may be defective)
Alt.: MY BRAND!
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f8/Flapjack.png/250px-Flapjack.png?t=20131011122908[/IMG]
Be big famous Anime hunk with this cyberpunk jacket from Mhankö. Battle Giant mech, Discover hidden ability, Defeat great evil. All Possible with this flappy jacket.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/30/Medical_Mystery.png/250px-Medical_Mystery.png?t=20131012143937[/IMG]
Mhankö present open Lab coat/Detective outfit for the mystery in you. Find lost little girls with mysterious notebook of death while coming out with new scientific formulas at same time. Multitasking has never been more good looking.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/7/78/Chronomancer.png/250px-Chronomancer.png?t=20131011011236[/IMG]
Stylish new vest from Mhankö lets you be the heartthrob hero from the manga "Chesthair and Maids"; who on his quest to find his true love, he became a girl, had to battle the Robot Tentacle army in order to save the girl he loved and in the end, showed that Love has no borders.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/5c/RED_Party_Hat.png/380px-RED_Party_Hat.png?t=20120227235531[/t]
[I]Celebrate TF2's birthday with this team-colored cardboard hat! You can also use it as ice cream cone if you ever get hungry.[/I]
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c2/Backpack_Deus_Specs.png?t=20110819022150[/t]
[I]My vision is augmented[/I]
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e2/Backpack_Company_Man.png?t=20110819022218[/t]
Noone will guess that you switch soda cans in the vending machine.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/ce/Backpack_Purity_Fist.png?t=20110819020052[/t]
Future chrome boy attribute on corporate wars duty now!
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1c/Backpack_Nanobalaclava.png?t=20110819022136[/t]
This will not warm your head in dystopian future. But will enhance your sentry-hacking abilities.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Painted_Mann_Co._Online_Cap_UNPAINTED.png?t=20121226003125[/t]
[I]For the players who prefer online shopping rather than in-game shopping.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3b/Backpack_Ol%27_Snaggletooth.png/90px-Backpack_Ol%27_Snaggletooth.png?t=20111120043845[/IMG]
Now you too can rock the crocodile.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/63/Backpack_Flipped_Trilby.png/90px-Backpack_Flipped_Trilby.png?t=20111119223617[/IMG]
Being fancy isn't easy. Well, it wasn't easy. Now it is.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/85/Big_Chief.png/250px-Big_Chief.png?t=20111124224728[/IMG]
[I]Chief Sandvichbelly of the Yatatatata Tribe[/I]
Alt. [I]The way of the Buffalo[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/2e/Chieftain%27s_Challenge.png/250px-Chieftain%27s_Challenge.png?t=20120905202227[/IMG]
[I]Prove you are a True American with the hat of the Indians who were actually the true Americans you slaughtered to become Americans because they are Indians and you are American[/I]
Alt. [I]The Scream of the Insane Eagle[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f9/Defiant_Spartan.png/250px-Defiant_Spartan.png?t=20111122140138[/IMG]
[I]Dine in Hell, You worthless Maggot[/I]
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Backpack_Sir_Shootsalot.png?t=20131029220923[/img_thumb]
What could be better than the ability to rotate your head 270°? Sure you might develop a strong appetite for small rodents and constantly regurgitate their undigested remains, but it's the price to pay for not having to slightly move your body to see behind you.
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/20/Backpack_Medimedes.png?t=20131029220818[/img_thumb]
While it may be frightening to have your rib cage opened up by a mad doctor with a bird head, it's just as scary for the enemy.
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4d/Backpack_Haunted_Hat.png?t=20131029224342[/img_thumb]
Is it the ghost of a dead hat? Is it a hat possessed by a ghost? All we know is that it looks awesome and it only possesses you on thursdays.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a3/Painted_Handhunter_UNPAINTED.png/53px-Painted_Handhunter_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131114093522[/t]
Need a hand? I have one to spare.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/20/Painted_Ivan_The_Inedible_UNPAINTED.png/66px-Painted_Ivan_The_Inedible_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131118012140[/t]
In Soviet Russia Sandvich eat you!
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/9f/Painted_Last_Bite_UNPAINTED.png/85px-Painted_Last_Bite_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131118023038[/t]
While filming "Sandwich Cop 2: Lunch Harder" Sandvich suffered critical trauma to the upper and lower crust while performing a stunt. He is survived by his wife and 3 children.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0a/Painted_Escapist_UNPAINTED.png/77px-Painted_Escapist_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131016230907[/t]
If there's one thing you learn from being detained in a French prisons, it is that they have much better fashion sense then American prisons.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Item_icon_Hollowhead.png/75px-Item_icon_Hollowhead.png?t=20131030142315[/t]
This is what happens when you think too hard.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0a/Painted_Hard-Headed_Hardware_UNPAINTED.png/52px-Painted_Hard-Headed_Hardware_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131114125345[/t]
My, what sharp teeth you have.
[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a2/Backpack_Manniversary_Paper_Hat.png?t=20111014004243[/img_thumb]
Your friends wont believe you when you tell them your hat can turn into a boat, plane and a swan!
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/23/Brigade_Helm.png/250px-Brigade_Helm.png?t=20111210124302[/IMG]
[I]Irony[/I]
Alt: [I]Firefighting: The art of fighting with Fire[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Madame_Dixie.png/250px-Madame_Dixie.png?t=20111126194433[/IMG]
[I]Show your status among the Upperclass with this delightful feminine hat and spark arguments that will burn as hot as your flames forever more[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0e/Engineer%27s_Cap.png/250px-Engineer%27s_Cap.png?t=20111208232240[/IMG]
[I]All Aboard![/I]
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Carious_Chameleon.png/551px-Carious_Chameleon.png?t=20131108173143[/t]
Good mate to 'ave with ya. Loves the outdoors outta the grave, can disguise your gas and body odor as his rottin flesh, and if you're felling suicidal, you can eat 'im.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a7/Painted_Hound%27s_Hood_UNPAINTED.png/68px-Painted_Hound%27s_Hood_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131109163624[/IMG]
Too lazy or poor to take care of a dog? Well then, be your own best friend with this realistic dog head.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/4/4e/Painted_Rugged_Respirator_UNPAINTED.png/71px-Painted_Rugged_Respirator_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131114140850[/t]
The Rugged Respirator is the Iron Lung's sexy second-cousin-once-removed.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Painted_Creature_From_The_Heap_UNPAINTED.png/68px-Painted_Creature_From_The_Heap_UNPAINTED.png?t=20131111183838[/IMG]
"Stay out", as if the tentacles hanging out wasn't enough to deter hobos.
This grouchy creature once won an Oscar for his performance in the movie "Monster from the Ocean Floor". Now he lives in a trashcan.
[sp]I'm doing too many of these.[/sp]
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0d/Horned_Honcho.png/375px-Horned_Honcho.png[/t]
I've been to hell, boy, and I can tell you that you are NOTHING in hell without some serious sideburns like these.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Backpack_Tuque_or_Treat.png?t=20131029223312[/t]
"Christmas, it draws closer and closer every year, consuming all holidays in its path (RIP thanksgiving.) Halloween is on it's crash course and you thought you were doomed, until you stumbled on THIS christmasween miracle! You can fold it inside out too to reveal a thanksgiving turkey wearing Easter bunny ears! It's the epitome of all-purpose!"
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cb/Backpack_One-Way_Ticket.png?t=20131029215445[/t]
"This sailor hat from olden times commemorates Pop-pupil the Boating Man, a man who loved his celery, and whenever he ate it he would grow super-massive muscles! But in the end it turned out they were never muscles to begin with, but huge tumors that grew out of his hands because he had a deathly allergy to celery."
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Carious_Chameleon.png?t=20131108173143[/t]
Why pretend to look like a zombie when you can actually be a zombie instead?
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bc/Polly_Putrid.png?t=20131103235814[/t]
"You be good, see you tomorrow. I'll eat you." or "Sqawk! Polly wants a finger!"
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/22/Cotton_Head.png?t=20131011120901[/t]
Hot off the press.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1a/Backpack_Voodoo-Cursed_Heavy_Soul.png?t=20121027142725[/t]
The Heavy ate a Vintage Sandvich
I am enjoying most of these ideas for items, Trying to expand to ones people haven't done but I may do my own for some.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/83/Spellbinder%27s_Bonnet.png/250px-Spellbinder%27s_Bonnet.png?t=20131102195520[/IMG]
[I]Officially Certified to question all motives and meanings of the term "Good Morning" from strange little men[/I]
Alt: [I]I can Fly, You fools[/I]
Alt 2: [I]"YOU! SHALL NOT! CAP!"[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Halloweiner.png/250px-Halloweiner.png?t=20131105204549[/IMG]
[I]You are what you eat[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/2e/Corpsemopolitan.png/250px-Corpsemopolitan.png?t=20131101211443[/IMG]
[I]If you like Piña coladas; And Burning spies in your base. Not into guarding Sentries, And running with their briefcase.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3f/Anger.png/250px-Anger.png?t=20111212140117[/IMG]
[I]This hat makes us angry, and others angry. It will make you angry, And your wife angry. No one is satisfied with this damn hat[/I]
Alt. [I]This hat always brightens up the battlefield, It's name is just misleading to how pleasent it is to keep your face warm and smiling[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/38/A_Rather_Festive_Tree.png/250px-A_Rather_Festive_Tree.png?t=20111119005535[/IMG]
[I]Nothing says Holiday Cheer on the Battlefield then a Plastic Christmas tree on your head... In July...[/I]
[QUOTE=StormBlink;43040268]I am enjoying most of these ideas for items, Trying to expand to ones people haven't done but I may do my own for some.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/83/Spellbinder%27s_Bonnet.png/250px-Spellbinder%27s_Bonnet.png?t=20131102195520[/IMG]
[I]Officially Certified to question all motives and meanings of the term "Good Morning" from strange little men[/I]
Alt: [I]I can Fly, You fools[/I]
Alt 2: [I]"YOU! SHALL NOT! CAP!"[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Halloweiner.png/250px-Halloweiner.png?t=20131105204549[/IMG]
[I]You are what you eat[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/2e/Corpsemopolitan.png/250px-Corpsemopolitan.png?t=20131101211443[/IMG]
[I]If you like Piña coladas; And Burning spies in your base. Not into guarding Sentries, And running with their briefcase.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3f/Anger.png/250px-Anger.png?t=20111212140117[/IMG]
[I]This hat makes us angry, and others angry. It will make you angry, And your wife angry. No one is satisfied with this damn hat[/I]
Alt. [I]This hat always brightens up the battlefield, It's name is just misleading to how pleasent it is to keep your face warm and smiling[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/38/A_Rather_Festive_Tree.png/250px-A_Rather_Festive_Tree.png?t=20111119005535[/IMG]
[I]Nothing says Holiday Cheer on the Battlefield then a Plastic Christmas tree on your head... In July...[/I][/QUOTE]
I love that Lord Of The Rings reference
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Backpack_Sir_Shootsalot.png[/t]
hoot hoot to you, wanker.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Halloweiner.png/250px-Halloweiner.png[/t]
A Weiner is me.
I might as well make some more of these.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/40/Backpack_Attendant.png?t=20111119133647[/t]
"Premium, or regular immolation?"
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/20/Backpack_Party_Hat.png?t=20111120045947[/t]
"Why not top off the achievement of surviving another wretched year with a pointy hat?"
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8f/Backpack_Exquisite_Rack.png?t=20110424234634[/t]
"Jane Doe the RED team Soldier would never get to play any mercenary games. A couple shotgun rounds later, he still has no one to play with."
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/1/1d/Stately_Steel_Toe.png/250px-Stately_Steel_Toe.png?t=20111210100909[/IMG]
"This boot has been many places, on his foot, in your ass and onto his head."
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Hero%27s_Hachimaki.png/250px-Hero%27s_Hachimaki.png?t=20120714082329[/IMG]
"It may appear as if my experienced eyes cannot view through this headband that rests over my eyes, making every action of mine seem unpredictable and lucky! -but in all honesty, I can see through this thin cloth, and I can see the faces and gestures you all were making at me..."
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f9/RED_PY-40_Incinibot.png/68px-RED_PY-40_Incinibot.png?t=20131114122914[/IMG]
Using the latest in Australian internet technology, Mann Co has created the PY-40 anti virus. With this you can protect your En-g1 operating system from pesky spyware, Long distance spam mail and those annoying pop-up ubers.
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/5c/El_Jefe.png/250px-El_Jefe.png?t=20111123132215[/IMG]
[I]Show off your revolutionary ideas to your team with this swanky hat as they lead you to victory over those that oppose you.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/58/Armored_Authority.png/250px-Armored_Authority.png?t=20111121170602[/IMG]
[I]There is a Diplomatic approach to everything. But we prefer the ones that explode and make it rain glorious blood and makes the harking call of freedom.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/88/Pyromancer%27s_Mask.png/250px-Pyromancer%27s_Mask.png?t=20120114160827[/IMG]
[I]Bone to be Wild[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/cd/Scotsman%27s_Stove_Pipe.png/250px-Scotsman%27s_Stove_Pipe.png?t=20130915161822[/IMG]
[I]For that extra bit of class when blowing up your enemies. Do not forget to extend your pinkie finger when detonating[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/7/7b/Pugilist%27s_Protector.png/250px-Pugilist%27s_Protector.png?t=20111210052717[/IMG]
[I]Safety First[/I]
Alt: [I]Prevent further communications issues with this protective wrasslin' headgear, provided by Mann Co. (Warning, Does not protect from bullets)[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/25/Prairie_Heel_Biters.png/250px-Prairie_Heel_Biters.png?t=20111210041057[/IMG]
[I]Kick, heel, spurn. Kick, heel, spurn. That is how you punish a spy with these jingle cowboy accessories.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d1/Berliner%27s_Bucket_Helm.png/250px-Berliner%27s_Bucket_Helm.png?t=20111120144824[/IMG]
[I]Back in the day, Doctors in the crusade watched as the locals treated wounds with bandaids and proper care. This was corrected by teaching them the European way of Amputation and faith. Death toll increased to match European standards at the time.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3c/Desert_Marauder.png/250px-Desert_Marauder.png?t=20120210221351[/IMG]
[I] Keep the beating sun off your face with this swanky scarf which will make you the envy of the desert and the laughing stock at the office.[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/b/b3/Familiar_Fez.png/250px-Familiar_Fez.png?t=20120124002257[/IMG]
[I]I am wearing a fez, Apparently they are in style nowadays[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/df/Pocket_Horsemann.png/250px-Pocket_Horsemann.png?t=20131107151111[/IMG]
[I]Is that a ghost on your belt or you just happy to scare me?[/I]
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/1/11/Pop-eyes.png/250px-Pop-eyes.png?t=20131012132145[/IMG]
[I]When eyes aren't sore enough.[/I]
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[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/34/Second_opinion.png/250px-Second_opinion.png?t=20131106213758[/IMG]
[I]Please do not listen to the not not awesome two-faced beautiful freak.[/I]
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[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d2/Milkman.png/250px-Milkman.png?t=20120211130611[/IMG]
[I]It's proven dat milkmen can pick up ladies as they deliver their milk! Just ask this handsome fella here! This wasn't written by Scout, I swear!
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[/I][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a2/Demoman's_Fro.png/250px-Demoman's_Fro.png?t=20111129161001[/IMG]
[I]
Disco like it's 19 sticky 9!
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[/I][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/88/Pyromancer's_Mask.png/250px-Pyromancer's_Mask.png?t=20120114160827[/IMG]
[I]Ever wanted to be a dragon? Here's a few easy steps. Step one, wear this hat. Step two, run in a straight line while shooting your flamethrower, you sadistic firebug.[/I]
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