TF2 Hat Describing Contest #2

[StormBlink]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;43042554]
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[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a2/Demoman's_Fro.png/250px-Demoman's_Fro.png?t=20111129161001[/IMG]
[I]
Disco like it's 19 sticky 9![/i]

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Winner Just for that

Others were alright, Milkman wasn't good.

[Zadrave]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/de/Mann_Co._Cap.png/250px-Mann_Co._Cap.png?t=20111127040220[/IMG]
[I]Rewarded to players who spent their cold hard cash for something of actual use. Hooray!
[/I]
[I]--[/I]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/1/1a/Mann_Co._Online_Cap.png/250px-Mann_Co._Online_Cap.png?t=20121226150540[/IMG]

[I]Rewarded to players who remembered that this thing even existed.

[/I][sp]These are jokes and not something I'd really want in-game[/sp]

[Lavalamp]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/46/Backpack_Grease_Monkey.png?t=20131029215935[/t]
[I]Git'cher hands offa my sentry, ya darn dirty spy.[/I]

[R.M.T.B.]

[QUOTE=Fancy Raptor;43041373][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f9/RED_PY-40_Incinibot.png/68px-RED_PY-40_Incinibot.png?t=20131114122914[/IMG]

Using the latest in Australian internet technology, Mann Co has created the PY-40 anti virus. With this you can protect your En-g1 operating system from pesky spyware, Long distance spam mail and those annoying pop-up ubers.[/QUOTE]

I fucking love this one

[Pyraax]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d0/Lieutenant_Bites_the_Dust.png?t=20131103194317[/t]
[I]...Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the Doe![/I]
[sp]I'm sorry I just had to[/sp]

[PuduEbooks]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ef/Li%27l_Snaggletooth.png?t=20131012144820[/IMG]
[I]"They said inmersing leather into water would make it fit better on your head
They lied"[/I]

[Erfly]

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;43047078][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ef/Li%27l_Snaggletooth.png?t=20131012144820[/IMG]
[I]"They said inmersing leather into water would make it fit better on your head
They lied"[/I][/QUOTE]
Already has a description.

[PuduEbooks]

[QUOTE=Erfly;43047277]Already has a description.[/QUOTE]

Well shit, it was on the list so i just got an image, sorry

[ArchimedesAgain]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/ff/RED_Cadaver%27s_Capper.png/438px-RED_Cadaver%27s_Capper.png?t=20131101205740[/t]

"[I]Make memory lose a thing of the past with the hat that comes equipped with it's own convenient scroll; perfect for writing down and remembering those little day to day things like what brand of milk to pick up at the store, or why you've been doomed to an eternity of playing hopscotch.[/I]"

[Janitor_Stewie]

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Backpack_Sir_Shootsalot.png[/img]

"Hoot; Woot; Point and Shoot"

[Erfly]

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;43047321]Well shit, it was on the list so i just got an image, sorry[/QUOTE]

The description for the item [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Li'l_Snaggletooth]ingame[/url] is "'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth"

[Zadrave]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3e/Deus_Specs.png/250px-Deus_Specs.png?t=20111213185408[/IMG]

"Oh my god, Heavy! A payload bomb!"

[Frosty Andy]

One variant else. (Sorry, but I love the original Deus Ex)
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/ce/Backpack_Purity_Fist.png?t=20110819020052[/t]

You can't fight bullets with ideas.
or: You can't fight bullets with your silly hats.

[QUOTE]Inspired by that
[video=youtube;F8SmsrP7QQk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SmsrP7QQk[/video][/QUOTE]

[phillipchanter]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d2/Milkman.png/250px-Milkman.png?t=20120211130611[/IMG]
He always delivers the intel on time.

[StormBlink]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c5/Superfan.png/250px-Superfan.png?t=20111212001313[/IMG]

[I]Bullseye![/I]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/ac/Essential_Accessories.png/250px-Essential_Accessories.png?t=20111211203527[/IMG]

[I] Proper Workout material that gets itchy and irritable when wet, does not provide warmth when cold, and does not protect against various foot fungus. Perfect for the Athlete in you! [/I]

[editline]4th December 2013[/editline]

You know what? I got more. Where is Valve when you need them to look at some of these ideas?

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/5c/Bonk_Boy.png/250px-Bonk_Boy.png?t=20110827074228[/IMG]

[I]Costs a Kidney and a Liver[/I]
Alt. [I]Order yours today by sending in 300 BONK! Soda tabs to your Local Mann Co.! Comes with Free Insulin injection[/I]
Alt. 2 [I]Show to others that you had the power to consume so much soda and that Diabetes is actually a super power[/I]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3e/Lumbricus_Lid.png/250px-Lumbricus_Lid.png?t=20111213100205[/IMG]

[I]I got this from Worthless Maggots to kill you worthless Maggots[/I]
Alt. [I]Ever got so angry your eyebrows grew outside your helmet?[/I]
Alt. 2 [I]Pull at the Count of three. ONE! TWO! FIVE![/I]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c8/Attendant.png/250px-Attendant.png?t=20111119082814[/IMG]

[I]The Price of gas is ridiculous in the future, Having mostly becoming the fuel source for our Machine Overlords. But it is cheap now, So might as well use it to start fires across the Badlands.[/I]

[Muhpit]

[T]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/bonk_mask_large.51c1079a2edb9a703c5bb49b4c53610526b0cff3.png[/T]

Holy mackerel bat-magnet, you're dead!

[Fancy Raptor]

[IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/skyrim_helmet_large.ac0e67a18980ee73ef32215cd205549bf12e725b.png[/IMG]

[stolen]

ALT. side effects of wearing this helmet may include, dragons appearing to ruin things and end the world, shouting profanities in some weird language, bullets to knees and looking stupid because it is the 20th century and your wearing a medievally helmet

[Venezuelan]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Backpack_Demoman%27s_Fro.png?t=20111119193300[/t]

All along arena_watchtower

[editline]4th December 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Janitor_Stewie;43047369][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Backpack_Sir_Shootsalot.png[/img]

"Hoot; Woot; Point and Shoot"[/QUOTE]

You're on the right track. "Point and hoot."

Keep it simple you don't have to be Valve

[Snack Patrol]

[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;43036858][t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/5c/RED_Party_Hat.png/380px-RED_Party_Hat.png?t=20120227235531[/t]
[I]Celebrate TF2's birthday with this team-colored cardboard hat! You can also use it as ice cream cone if you ever get hungry.[/I][/QUOTE]

Just fyi the party hat is not given out on TF2's birthday, it's given on the birthday of the original TF Quake mod.

[VernoGuy]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/9a/Backpack_Freedom_Feathers.png/90px-Backpack_Freedom_Feathers.png?t=20131029221637[/IMG]
Alright, lets get straight to the [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI"]biscuits[/URL].

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Backpack_Raven%27s_Visage.png/90px-Backpack_Raven%27s_Visage.png?t=20131029224239[/IMG]
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the hardwood floor just below my window;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the fire-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—burn them more!

[Omninerd]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3e/Lumbricus_Lid.png/250px-Lumbricus_Lid.png?t=20111213100205[/IMG]

These grenades filled with holy explosive water were used on the Holy Battles of Guam in 1955 to exorcize demons. Imagine what miracles they could do in the battlefield!

[Spectre1406]

[Img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3c/Ol'_Snaggletooth.png/250px-Ol'_Snaggletooth.png[/img]

Spend your time embracing Sniper's origins and concealing yourself in the middle of wildlife while looking like a dork with your peers laughing behind your back of how awkward you look like with one.

[StormBlink]

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;43075173][Img]http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/4/48222/1826258-red_noh_mercy.png[/img]

"noh u"[/QUOTE]

This is a Desc. thread for items without Desc, Not TF2Tags

[Spectre1406]

[QUOTE=StormBlink;43075200]This is a Desc. thread for items without Desc, Not TF2Tags[/QUOTE]

Huh, I thought it was a good description.

Oh well.

[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]

Anyway, it's been changed to a more legible one.

[VernoGuy]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/88/Pyromancer%27s_Mask.png/250px-Pyromancer%27s_Mask.png?t=20120114160827[/t]

Where did this mysterious mask come from? Some say the Pyro forged this mask from the fires of Hell and embedded the mask with the souls of the condemned. Others say he made it in a Papier-mâché class at the Teufort Library and embedded the mask with small traces of lead.

[Omninerd]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/fd/Tam_O%27_Shanter.png/250px-Tam_O%27_Shanter.png?t=20111214134216[/IMG]

It's not the alcohol effect. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY"]He is just that good.[/URL]

[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6d/Prince_Tavish%27s_Crown.png/250px-Prince_Tavish%27s_Crown.png?t=20111210042334[/IMG]

Between his noturn job as a surgeon and his morning job as a ornithologist, your blind father had time to work as a part time king, even though the only thing he did as a king was giving this part time fancy crown to you after he died, so now you can show to everyone your royal bloodline, but only between 3am and 6am.

[VernoGuy]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f3/BLU_Hustler%27s_Hallmark.png/85px-BLU_Hustler%27s_Hallmark.png?t=20120227213111[/t]

Is the Demoman gonna have to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc5OZVvD4Jo"]choke[/URL] a merc?

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0b/Item_icon_Milkman.png/100px-Item_icon_Milkman.png?t=20120701003706[/t]

I am the [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR-FwptzdOQ"]milkman[/URL], my milk is delicious.

[SpeedySPCFan]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/5IqxO.png[/IMG]

"Why did Medic wear this instead of what he normally wears? Who knows! It's a Mystery! A Medical Mystery!"

Get it? Medical? Because he's a Medic? It's painfully punny!

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d8/Backpack_Berliner%27s_Bucket_Helm.png/90px-Backpack_Berliner%27s_Bucket_Helm.png?t=20111119141052[/IMG]

"Whether you're going to war or sitting in battlements waiting for your Heavy, this Sallet will make you look cool no matter what."

That's all I got.

[TomoAlien]

[thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/7/7b/RED_Stockbroker%27s_Scarf.png/800px-RED_Stockbroker%27s_Scarf.png?t=20120416180302[/thumb]
3 different descriptions I came up with:
Most companies fire their own employees. Your company on the other hand fires competitor's employees.
Become a boss of a big company! Fire everyone! Destroy the competition!
Show everyone that you know the hottest trends on the market!

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/RED_Resurrection_Associate_Pin.png/74px-RED_Resurrection_Associate_Pin.png?t=20120416181856[/img]
The Weighted Companion Cube will always be with you. It might be unable to talk, think or do anything, but it will never leave you alone.

[Moustacheman]

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/65/RED_Cotton_Head.png/170px-RED_Cotton_Head.png[/IMG]

1: Use this trilby to join the illustrious ranks of French electro musicians, euphoric teenagers, and middle-aged science teachers with meth labs. Go out there and make those neckbeards proud.

2: For when you want to get away from it all. It all being all those people you've set on fire.

3: Look good, pick up women, join forces with a giant French robot and kill aliens by doing the Charleston. This hat does everything except those.