July 9 update - Games - Facepunch Forum

[QUOTE=NeoDement;23240793][B]The guy who made Coldfront got $3000[/B] and I don't even get in the patch notes, blah. qq waa waa i cry some more[/QUOTE] :hawaaaafap: To the hammermobile!

You can still go civilian if you're holding a building when sudden death starts

[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;23248923]It's still hard to aim with.[/QUOTE] No, you just suck ass at it.

[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;23248012]Hi, you must be new to TF2, there's the corner of shame. Sit in it for the next 50 years of your life, please. My point is that EVERY major Class Update has brought along a Meet the Team. Now there isn't one, and an update isn't completed in my eyes until the video is released.[/QUOTE] Ehem. WAR update didn't have a video.

Wow Zav. The thing autoaims and you can't still shoot with it? You're really -really- doing it wrong bro. I suggest uninstalling to fix this problem

[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;23241127]No. It's a nerf, even to team heavies. If I have a medic, and I feed him a sandvich, and he gets hurt AGAIN, I can't turn that baby health pack into medium health, I have to wait.[/QUOTE] Not all maps have healthkits that big. 10 second sandwich respawn might be nice, though.

[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;23248923]It's still hard to aim with.[/QUOTE] It even has aim assist, if you aim close to them it automatically locks onto them. You must be terrible or have mouse sensitivity at 0.

[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;23248923]It's still hard to aim with.[/QUOTE] The sentry aims where you point your cursor, even has aim assist, if you find it hard to aim you must have a broken mouse or something.

Theres another exploit for the minisentrys if people hadnt seen it yet. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnES6ZX51Bw[/media]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;23240740]Missed notes from yesterday's release: New response rules and sounds added for some classes no mention of my killicons being added though... thanks valve :sigh:[/QUOTE] By the way, ROBOT BRO FIST for that. The sappers and headshots look nicer, you can see the difference between a Scattergun and a Forece-A-Nature, there's a bleeding to death icon, and you don't get a pistol kill icon when you kill someone with the Lugermorph. It's awesome.

[QUOTE=-Vista;23250856]The sentry aims where you point your cursor, even has aim assist, if you find it hard to aim you must have a broken mouse or something.[/QUOTE] The aim assist twitches like a dick sometimes so you get confused

When your medic gets a revenge, you activate your class_revenge soundclip instead of the medic.

[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;23248199]What are you looking at, my achievements or my playtime? I used an acievement unlocker because I wanted to see what the new weapons were like. After finding out they sucked, I crafted it to hell. [editline]11:36AM[/editline] Yes. Frontier Justice was underpowered unless you had revenge crits, and Wrangler is hard-as-fuck to aim with.[/QUOTE] Wow, your avatar makes every negative post you make so extremely annoying.

[quote=neodement;23240793][b]the guy who made coldfront got $3000[/b] and i don't even get in the patch notes, blah. Qq waa waa i cry some more[/quote] what

According to this thread, everybody on the first page is a stand up comedian.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;23254838]According to this thread, everybody on the first page is a stand up comedian.[/QUOTE] [something about airline food]

ha, i am funny.

:siren:Sniper Civilian is still alive.:siren: 1.Make sure you have smg or jarate. 2.Equip razorback from the M menu. 3.Kill yourself but do not go to the locker. 4.Ur a civilian. 5.???? 6.This joke got lame.

Why are there so many funnies on page 1

[QUOTE=solid_jake;23254968]Why are there so many funnies on page 1[/QUOTE] I don't know, but I went with it and rated funny too. I'm a sheep.

[QUOTE=solid_jake;23254968]Why are there so many funnies on page 1[/QUOTE] I made a funny

Why's every single post on first page of this thread, rated funny? V:v:V

[QUOTE=uzikus;23248341]Does anyone know how to activate the Melee Dare sounds? I know how to activate Medic Follow sounds, but these are a mystery to me.[/QUOTE] I looked, they don't appear to have response rules anymore, but I heard them play ingame sometime during the Sniper vs Spy update. All you'd really have to do is put a rule something like "weaponismelee,crosshaironememy"

What? It was obvious! Valve likes to fix stuff that is funny! Watch,they`ll fix any funny stuff...any second now...any second...See! fix! no,wait...that`s a news update... sigh,first they fix the crazy legs bug ( i mean man what the f*ck,was that bug so overpowered everyone complained about them or something?) then they try to fix the Uber cute level 3 sentry (you can find them as annoying as you want,they`re still awesome,especially if made together with a reg sentry) and then this sandvich Buff comes.man,if heavies keep nomming infront of you,just flame `em down,taunt kill `em or backstab. as for other uses,i died several times because i had to f*cking wait 15 secs for the sandvich to regenerate.man,get hurt,eat sandvich,get hurt again,wait 15 seconds,eat,fight,get hurt,wait 12 secs and dead.

i was wondering why i got death metal so fast...

[QUOTE=The Patriot;23257271]What? It was obvious! Valve likes to fix stuff that is funny! Watch,they`ll fix any funny stuff...any second now...any second...See! fix! no,wait...that`s a news update... sigh,first they fix the crazy legs bug ( i mean man what the f*ck,was that bug so overpowered everyone complained about them or something?) then they try to fix the Uber cute level 3 sentry (you can find them as annoying as you want,they`re still awesome,especially if made together with a reg sentry) and then this sandvich Buff comes.man,if heavies keep nomming infront of you,just flame `em down,taunt kill `em or backstab. as for other uses,i died several times because i had to f*cking wait 15 secs for the sandvich to regenerate.man,get hurt,eat sandvich,get hurt again,wait 15 seconds,eat,fight,get hurt,wait 12 secs and dead.[/QUOTE] fuck fucking Also it is good that valve updates their stuff, I would rather have a glitch free game than a glitchy game.

Why so funny?! Page 1 that is. :byodood:

[QUOTE=Benf199105;23240697]RIP Civilian[/QUOTE] Don't worry the next time there's another class update they WILL return.

[QUOTE=Ian;23258406]Why so funny?! Page 1 that is. :byodood:[/QUOTE] God knows.

Why are people so fucking butthurt when Valve fixes shit that breaks their game? Crazy Scout legs was one thing. But when its a possibly game breaking exploit, they [I]need[/I] to fix it. Stop bitching.