Conspiracy theory: Meet The Medic / Pyro is getting released with this update

[Bl4ck1ce]

Soldier should get a weapon called "Tango".

It's a rocket launcher that has 2:20 rockets (so he can load 2 rockets and have 20 in reserve) and it flys twice as fast, an-...I'll explain it this way:

The Rocket Launcher Unlock: [b]Tango[/b]

Has two barrels to hold the rockets, like the Halo one. But it's not the same design. It's just a small almost-dummy heat-seaking missile.

[u]Pro's[/u]

-Rocket Jumping is twice as powerful with less damage (fly twice as far for less health loss)
-Rockets will lean towards someone ever so slightly (will lean 1 degrees every 2 seconds)
-Same damage
-Reloading the rockets gives you a 3 second 5% speed boost

[u]Con's[/u]

-Reload time takes 3 seconds
-Speed is reduced by 10% when both rockets are fired for 3 seconds
-Right-Click fires both rockets, and 1/20 chance that one rocket will be a crit, and a 1/50 chance both will be crits doing max crit damage.
-Health is reduced by 10 points

Other things/funny things/bonus's/etc

Soldier shouts "You've been Tango'd, PRIVATE TWINKLETOES/other class insults here" if he gets a double-crit rocket launch (and one or both rockets kill someone)

Soldier pulls out a can of Tango and drinks it and goes "Time to Tango somebody, ehehehehe!" (taunt)

New voice taunt for the ordinary rocket launcher will be added; "Tango!"

A couple of new voice commands:

"Go Go Squad Tango!"
"Tango Squad move up!"
"Do you want to be tango'd? GOOD, PRIVATE TWINKLETOES/other class insult"
"That -class- is a new tango target!" ("Spy!" voice command) (can't really think of anything here)

Meh, zat is all for nao.

Ze Edit of Communism:

Didn't know I typed that much...

[smurfy]

You can't jackshit with two rockets, that's extremely underpowered.

[hr.morgaes]

It also has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

[Reg]

We are the Valve, speculation is futile. You will be updated.

[Boatplugs]

Hey guys, I can pick out nonsensical letters and numbers and purposely relate them to my ideas, am I cool yet?

[Pako]

[QUOTE=reedbo;18971533]Hey guys, I can [b]p[/b]ick out nonsensical letters and numbers and purposel[b]y[/b] [b]r[/b]elate them t[b]o[/b] my ideas, am I cool yet?[/QUOTE]

:tinfoil:

[Boatplugs]

[QUOTE=Pako;18971674]:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

:tinfoil:

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=PjaNoo^;18968403]I have always thought the pyro was mexican.[/QUOTE]

mmph.

[tankkiller]

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;18970615]
[u]Pro's[/u]

-Rocket Jumping is twice as powerful with less damage (fly twice as far for less health loss) - [b]Overpowered as hell[/b]
-Rockets will lean towards someone ever so slightly (will lean 1 degrees every 2 seconds) - [b]What...[/b]
-Same damage - [b]This is an overpowered piece of shit[/b]
-Reloading the rockets gives you a 3 second 5% speed boost - [b]What the fuck are you talking about[/b]

[u]Con's[/u]

-Reload time takes 3 seconds - [b]How the fuck is this a con, the normal rocket launcher takes 10+ seconds to reload[/b]
-Speed is reduced by 10% when both rockets are fired for 3 seconds - [b]What the fuck are you smoking?[/b]
-Right-Click fires both rockets, and 1/20 chance that one rocket will be a crit, and a 1/50 chance both will be crits doing max crit damage. - [b]How the fuck is this a con[/b]
-Health is reduced by 10 points
[/QUOTE]
You're a fucking idiot.

[inzuki]

Drew Wolf is possibly the Pyro?

[MaxOfS2D]

[QUOTE=Elexar;18968399]Max you [I]must[/I] be taking something to be able to spot these clues.

by which i mean: holy shit awesome find [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/information.png[/img][/QUOTE]

I sleep only six hours per night. That's it, boyo. :v:

[StinkyJoe]

[QUOTE=The Inzuki;18971933]Drew Wolf is possibly the Pyro?[/QUOTE]

Incorrect:

[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/medic_mm.jpg[/img]

[PGunnii]

Post irrelevant, you don't even know who Drew Wolf is.

Besides, there's a thread about the Meet The Pyro confirmation.

[editline]05:40PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=tankkiller;18971801]You're a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]

I wish I could rate agree more than once.

That's got to be the bottom line stupidest fucking idea list. Some of that doesn't even make any fucking sense whatsoever. Being harsh? No, being honest.

[MaxOfS2D]

Just got an e-mail from Robin saying the Medic's VA did not make it this time...