• The Soldier thread. No Demomen allowed.
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150 Demos killed
[QUOTE=Ohforf;18936624]Really shows how shitty the demomen are. " Gotta farm kills so soldier doesen't beat us, oh wait we're still loosing :saddowns: "[/QUOTE] Thats because with every demo who doesnt play normally and farms, there are less demos to kill in regular server, thus making the soldiers who cant kill anyone farm EVEN MORE.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;18898832]Wanna know a hefty tip to keep those demomen from getting a kill out of you? Bind a key to the "kill" command, and grab that pill of cyanide before the cyclop bastard can take your heroic life. Keep on fighting the good fight, fellow soldiers :patriot:[/QUOTE] You dirt-worshipping, training-bra-wearing, [B]bottomfeeding ninnie MAGGOT SISSY![/B] Are you not ready to give the war your 200% contribution? Are you trying to drag us proud Soldiers down to the level of the half-headed smoothbrain [B]Demomen?![/B] If you have managed to bring your war heritage to shame and gotten trapped by those cyclops bastards, the thing your maggot-brain can't comprehend to do is [B]shoot every last one of your rockets and bullets at the sons-of-bitches[/B] and take down [B]as many as humanly impossible!![/B] If you are incapable of dragging your lousy, weakling self to do this obvious-for-everyone-else task, then God forbid, I will search you amidst the blood, booze and broken bottles, [B]yell[/B] at you until you stop crying, [B]haul[/B] your slobbering mess of a body down to the Scottish defilers and [B]MAKE you kill enough of them so I can rest my feet comfortably on their ragged bodies!!![/B] Any more of this frilly ballet-dancing act will result in [B]50000 pushups, one arm tied![/B] Physical incompetence will not work as an excuse and will result in [B]more[/B] pushups! Am I understood? [B]Dismissed![/B]
[QUOTE=rangrangpkpk;18935685]They can try. [media]http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/627/demo1.jpg[/media] [media]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3173/demo2.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] I'm a Demo.. Even I think that's low.
Go soldiers. Demos will die as maggots and will die with no heads
What is the kill count on, and where can i look it :smile:
I unfortunately don't own TF2 (my PC can't run it, and I'm getting the 360 version). I am however supporting you all by changing my avatar. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT MEN!
Uhm, I seriously hope Valve makes sure that kills from servers like these don't count :frown: [media]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4680/57139165.jpg[/media] Forgive me for my 150 kills, I only shot a few stickies to try it out. Hopefully they won't matter :crying:
[QUOTE=tws;18940074]Uhm, I seriously hope Valve makes sure that kills from servers like these don't count :frown: [media]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4680/57139165.jpg[/media] Forgive me for my 150 kills, I only shot a few stickies to try it out. Hopefully they won't matter :crying:[/QUOTE] You have betrayed us all! Get out!
Pft, I made it up by standing in the pit of one of those maps (except the soldiers are killing the demomen) until I had died 150 times. :angel:
I am still fully certain that the soldier will win.
675 the LEGAL way, now i got to go to bed
Fuck demomen. LITERALLY. [media]http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/003e25354031cd2165faa96e226e0307/391670%20-%20demoman%20mann_co%20soldier%20team_fortress_2.png[/media] nsfw nsfw i told you
What the FUCK is on the tip (lol) of his shovel? (lololololol)
Ok what the fuck. I turned on my TF2 today to find out my war contribution went to 0. What the FUCK?
The Engineer hacked the system ect. Blog post incoming!
[QUOTE=killz2much;18953223]Ok what the fuck. I turned on my TF2 today to find out my war contribution went to 0. What the FUCK?[/QUOTE] Steam offline.
[QUOTE=killz2much;18953223]Ok what the fuck. I turned on my TF2 today to find out my war contribution went to 0. What the FUCK?[/QUOTE] It's happened to everyone. Steam friends was down for maintenance earlier, I guess it was something to do with that. Hopefully they'll fix it soon.
I hope so. I just tried killing demomen in a server and it didn't count the kill.
I play demo And purposely suck :smug:
WTF did vavle do did they take everyones kills away cause of kill severs rate me books and boxes cause i am a retard
Updated the OP with some motivation in light of the new Demoman weapons.
Screw those primitive demomen and their petty swords, we'll be laughing in the end! Remember why you joined Team Rocket! Get out there and win for us! [img]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/520/teamsoldier.png[/img]
I think the people who are switching as of late have forgotten that the Soldier's getting weapons too. And while we still lead by over 200,000, our lead slipped about 10k. We're probably still in the safe zone for a while, but even 200k isn't comfortable enough for me.
I shall have 50k more today, seeing as they counted my previous 40k.
[QUOTE=FluffyMcNutter;18962680]I think the people who are switching as of late have forgotten that the Soldier's getting weapons too.[/QUOTE] Seriously. Valve had better release some sweet info about the soldier's weapons tonight to revitalize the war effort.
[url]http://jopereira.deviantart.com/art/Soldier-Pin-Up-Spray-146496636[/url] USE IT AS YOUR SPRAY, MAGGOTS
[QUOTE=loled;18962825]I shall have 50k more today, seeing as they counted my previous 40k.[/QUOTE] Ive got 50k, and my account disabled. I blame ROBIN.
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;18847404]Our stickies will blot out the sun! [/QUOTE] Then we shall asplode you in the shade...
[QUOTE=Gravy;18967189][url]http://jopereira.deviantart.com/art/Soldier-Pin-Up-Spray-146496636[/url] USE IT AS YOUR SPRAY, MAGGOTS[/QUOTE] Except that sucks, use one of the better ones in the contest thread.
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