Anal Destroyer: TF2 Item Hack

[AlfieGroove]

Reddit wouldn't fall for it, someone would post it's not safe and it will just get upvoted to the top.

[mooman1080]

[QUOTE=FeartheMango;32137799]I wasn't hoping they'd [i]fall[/i] for it. I'm hoping they'd take what we did, and put it to a new level.

I know they're not above it.

[/QUOTE]I don't see how it could be taken to another level, maybe have it record your steam id and send you fake vac messages from a fake account? I don't know.

[macdoo999]

[QUOTE=AlfieGroove;32137838]Reddit wouldn't fall for it, someone would post it's not safe and it will just get upvoted to the top.[/QUOTE]

When mango talked about telling 4chan I thought he meant telling them about it in full then getting them to post it to other TF2 forums.

[thenintendork]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;32137823]I certainly hope you're trying to mock me.[/QUOTE]

finally someone gets it. I was impersonating the idiots who talk like that complain about SMG being OP.

[macdoo999]

[QUOTE=thenintendork;32137865]finally someone gets it. I was impersonating the idiots who talk like that complain about SMG being OP.[/QUOTE]

You were very convincing...
[I]too convincing.[/I]

[t h e]

We should expand the program more to make it seem more realistic

[macdoo999]

[QUOTE=t h e;32137901]We should expand the program more to make it seem more realistic[/QUOTE]

Fake loading bars work wonders.

"Contacting Steam Servers..."
"Randomising Effect..."
"Farming idling bots..."

[thenintendork]

[QUOTE=macdoo999;32137887]You were very convincing...
[I]too convincing.[/I][/QUOTE]

I'm just that good at acting. I don't even curse in real life and added " !f yu0 d0nt ur 4 g4y nub" to the end.

[mooman1080]

[QUOTE=macdoo999;32137938]Fake loading bars work wonders.

"Contacting Steam Servers..."
"Randomising Effect..."
"Farming idling bots..."[/QUOTE]Needs more fake tech mumbo jumbo.

[ART1E117]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;32138011]Needs more fake tech mumbo jumbo.[/QUOTE]
Reticulating splines...

[thenintendork]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;32138011]Needs more fake tech mumbo jumbo.[/QUOTE]

constructing item effect and rarity...

WAIT NO![B]SELECTING ITEM![/B]

[Zadrave]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;32138011]Needs more fake tech mumbo jumbo.[/QUOTE]
Delaying Episode 3...

[Bat-shit]

So I see this thing of yours has now turned to real [b]scam[/b] trading

[Greenen72]

Gee golly, I'd hate to be one of those dozens of 12 year olds that tried this out, that wake up next week and have exactly nothing happen to them

[Smashman]

[QUOTE=ART1E117;32138062]Reticulating splines...[/QUOTE]

Sims reference!

[RubberNinja]

[QUOTE=ART1E117;32138062]Reticulating splines...[/QUOTE]
Rebuilding item interface...

[HyperTails]

Thread is hilarious

[Eesha]

loading lua...

[Buttons!]

I want to believe

[Totenkreuz]

So I know this doesn't actually work, I mean who would fall for this. But what does it actually do ?

[zantze]

It does nothing, it just moves the bars when you press buttons.

[veDemaG]

I bet you some kid in Michigan is crying his balls off because he was stupid enough to click that link

Good job orphan killer

[UntouchedShadow]

Ah...imagine if this actually worked. The rage would've been biblical. Bye bye economy.

[Eila]

[QUOTE=Smashman;32138515]Sims reference![/QUOTE]

Preparing a Tasty Grilled Cheese Sandwich...

[DireAvenger]

[QUOTE=macdoo999;32137938]Fake loading bars work wonders.

"Contacting Steam Servers..."
"Randomising Effect..."
"Farming idling bots..."[/QUOTE]

"Constructing Item Seed 0ff82mf5t7228fm8t..."
"Randomising hat type..."
"Contacting steam cloud..."
"Reconstructing backpack..."

[DrewB]

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;32142432]"Constructing Item Seed 0ff82mf5t7228fm8t..."
"Randomising hat type..."
"Contacting steam cloud..."
"Reconstructing backpack..."[/QUOTE]
"Sending a one-way ticket to VAC-Ban Ville.."
"Driving Gabe in his grocery cart to McDonalds..."
"Deleting your Unusual.."
"Deleting your backpack..."
"Putting more existing hats on different classes..."

[Eila]

[QUOTE=Rageguy;32143060]"Sending a one-way ticket to VAC-Ban Ville.."
"Driving Gabe in his grocery cart to McDonalds..."
"Deleting your Unusual.."
"Deleting your backpack..."
"Putting more existing hats on different classes..."[/QUOTE]

"Adding more Rocket Launchers for the Soldier..."
"Removing Critical Hit chance for the new Rocket Launchers..."
"Sharpening 17 new Demoman melee weapons..."

[Wilford Brimley]

"Downloading and applying low quality config..."

"Giving Demoman a buff..."

"Installing broken skins..."

"Increasing Sniper melee crit chance to 100%..."

[TheLolrus]

updating lagspike.exe

[Erfly]

"E-mailing Robin"
"Sending VAC ticket"
"VAC banning you"
"Sending items"
"Enjoy your ban"