• The Facepunch Jarate Clan
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-snip- Joined the group, should I add "Initiate" into my name?
Well, sign me up, partner. [editline]07:59PM[/editline] Psst... I'm a Small European Country.
signed again you didn't even added me
Ah the jarate clan. Welcome regulars to the TF2 FP UK server. I'd join but i vowed never to join any form of clan or faction ever. (because i don't need a label to prove i'm good, i'll just go out there an be good.)
[QUOTE=wedewdw;16019587]signed again you didn't even added me[/QUOTE] Because you said "LOL JARATE ANCIENT HERE", only friends of Taggart get an instant boost, but never that high.
I'd like to join, gotta practice with jarate and the kukuri though.
[QUOTE=SuperDany;16028325]I'd like to join, gotta practice with jarate and the kukuri though.[/QUOTE] It's not that hard to use against other snipers. And when close range you just "Chuck and click" cos you usually switch back to the sniper of huntsman after chucking.
Rate me bad reader because I have read badly. I will have to follow my path alone on account of the fact that I simply cannot play on europe-based servers.
I still prefer the original loadout Mostly SMG Some kukri and the occasional sniping with the sniper rifle
[b]Jarate Bow & Arrow[/b] The Sniper has finally finished his intense work on the Jarate bow. He customized his arrow, and put extreme amounts of effort in perfecting the bow. [u]The Arrow[/u] The tip of the arrow is made of pure gold, found deep in the mines of Jarahteeh mountains New Zealand. The Blood-Red rope is actually a vein of his sworn enemy, the Spy. The Red wrappings, that's a different story. Related to the Spy though. The arrow wings are hand-finger-painted by the Sniper himself for optimal performance.* [media]http://cdn.solidfiles.net/i/HMXv.png[/media] [u]The Jarate Bow[/u] First things first. It's made of a high-grade red oak and it's as durable as your trusty blatter. The string is soaked in a huge bath of piss for 39 years, under extreme meditation. The red wrappings.. That's a story for a different time. The chinese markings say: Jarate [media]http://cdn.solidfiles.net/i/Tsg2.png[/media] [i]* mass produced[/i]
Noice.
Needs jarate strapped/duct-taped/tied on the arrow. Just saying.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16035782]Needs jarate strapped/duct-taped/tied on the arrow. Just saying.[/QUOTE] That'd require modeling, something I've never did before.
That is [i]Sexeh[/i] I have an idea. What you (Or me, i can be arsed to learn to skin) could do is skin on a different painted on chinese symbol, on Jarate, for each rank. Seeing as im A scribe/Historian, i would download the "Historian" Jarate. I understand this is alot of work, so ill try to get others to help, and learn to skin as quickly as i can.
Are spies allowed in here? I could just disguise as a sniper with jarate.
I pissed on the higher clan members several times, I think I should join.
I'm in, but I wish to be Jarate Sniper if that is possible. Name is Metalhead.
hurr durr clanfags, you dont do 6v6es get the fuck you so called "clan"
Traget you're very bad at that.
At least he's trying.
Ohi, Jarate Ninja Undekritten reporting in. Going to talk to taggart on sf to sound kawaii and see if am allowed cuz i got temp banned again for being funny for saying i hated spies afetr i hit an admin in the head with huntswoman. Edit: I talk like crap on purpose, I don't intend on trolling or anything, I just can't be bothered talking in grammatically correct sentences 24/7. Bets on if Taggart will allow me to start of as a Ninja, I'm guessing I'll have to start off as a ballsack like the rest ( Ugh ) If I get in at all. [b]Ask around, I raped last night with my huntsman, jarate and kukri combo, Altrus didn't... put up much of a fight, and so you know, he runs away when he has full health, just because I'm a ninja. I got an arrow in the back of his head while he ran back to spawn.[/b]
A good few times i've covered Taggart in piss.
[QUOTE=Ashley :(;16038733]Ohi, Jarate Ninja Undekritten reporting in. Going to talk to taggart on sf to sound kawaii and see if am allowed cuz i got temp banned again for being funny for saying i hated spies afetr i hit an admin in the head with huntswoman. Edit: I talk like crap on purpose, I don't intend on trolling or anything, I just can't be bothered talking in grammatically correct sentences 24/7. Bets on if Taggart will allow me to start of as a Ninja, I'm guessing I'll have to start off as a ballsack like the rest ( Ugh ) If I get in at all. [b]Ask around, I raped last night with my huntsman, jarate and kukri combo, Altrus didn't... put up much of a fight, and so you know, he runs away when he has full health, just because I'm a ninja. I got an arrow in the back of his head while he ran back to spawn.[/b][/QUOTE] You got banned because you acted like a stupid moron again, YOUR SO FUNNY BREAKING THE RACISM RULE YOU KNOW.
I want to join the clan and learn the secrets of the piss, Master!
I'd like to join, and piss, and piss, for ever.. and ever.. and ever. Steam Name: Randomassfurr
so Tragget. anything special like a gimmick like the Mad Hatters? btw who thinks I should be let into Mad Hatters and get the Sun hat? lol
so why do you guys make everything in another language than english :downs:
[QUOTE=HOUSEMASTERR;16043404]so why do you guys make everything in another language than english :downs:[/QUOTE] Due to ancient rituals.
Joined, I wish to grow adept in the way of the jar
I present, the 100% Gold stone arrow. Now with added blood* to scare away your opponents. *Blood is mass produced and not from animals. [img]http://kite.reager.co.uk/arrowbitch.jpg[/img] [img]http://kite.reager.co.uk/arena_sawmill0033.jpg[/img] [img]http://kite.reager.co.uk/pl_goldrush0027.jpg[/img] [img]http://kite.reager.co.uk/tc_hydro0026.jpg[/img] [img]http://kite.reager.co.uk/pl_goldrush0029.jpg[/img]
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