• Is it just me, or does this recent Christmas update not feel.... christmasy..
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It just needs a nice new menu song and image. Like during Halloween.
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;26850789]I accidentally voted yes. But I meant no. I was hoping for a christmas map and everybody could get santa hats.[/QUOTE] I wonder if valve is strained on money or workforce because I would gladly create kill icons the right size and format and style and whatnot for valve and it wouldn't take very long to make. And what happened to the mappers? I want more valve created maps, weapons exclusive updates aside from the Community ones. There are TONS of talented mappers and modellers out there popping out weapons for the community updates one after another and it would be their dream to work for valve. I understand there are other things that make that process a lot more difficult. I guess my main question is: Why doesn't Valve hire more OBVIOUSLY talented people that are dedicated to their game?
Ok, as a dapper young Australian, I'll explain the southern hemisphere to you. You see, the seasons are mostly reversed for us, which means our winter ended three months ago. Australia also never gets cold enough to start snowing, meaning our winters are merely cold. This naturall turn of events means that December is the beginning of summer, which is hot and dry, meaning that the keep and its lack of snow, are perfectly in theme with an Australian Christmas. Just remember kids, Australian. Not American or whatever.
[QUOTE=Reds;26865117]Ok, as a dapper young Australian, I'll explain the southern hemisphere to you. You see, the seasons are mostly reversed for us, which means our winter ended three months ago. Australia also never gets cold enough to start snowing, meaning our winters are merely cold. This naturall turn of events means that December is the beginning of summer, which is hot and dry, meaning that the keep and its lack of snow, are perfectly in theme with an Australian Christmas. Just remember kids, Australian. Not American or whatever.[/QUOTE]Do you guys run around castles murdering each other with homemade steel fists as well? Because if so, I may need to book myself a plane flight. That's the best Christmas tradition [i]ever[/i].
i'm going to give valve one last chance to fix everything after portal 2. they don't have an excuse anymore after that.
[QUOTE=doobiemasta;26806464]Well i think its obvious that Valve did not make an real Christmas becaus it is religion related. I think that Valve only wanted to do an Holiday/winter time update. Making an religious related update would bring hate from other religion to Valve. [/QUOTE] I didn't think a fat man in a red suit sneaking down my chimney and giving me presents had to much to do with the birth of jesus in the first place.
[QUOTE=Ruggington;26837479]Opened six crates. Got 4 backscratchers, a set of fists, and a useless sword. Bah humbug[/QUOTE] Why don't you do what VALVe couldn't do? Play Santa and go pass those items out.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;26869692]Don't we already have to do that to get the new weapons in the update?[/QUOTE] No.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;26869773]So, the new weapons do drop as of this moment?[/QUOTE] Yep. Today's update did all that.
[QUOTE=Tabarnaco;26803965]In Australia there's no snow. [editline]19th December 2010[/editline] Are you racist? Are you going to discriminate Australians because of your North American or European mindset?[/QUOTE] Well actually there is snow at the moment. South Australia is having really screwy weather and its snowing in the low mountains. This has been the coldest summer I've ever had, I mean, come on, 15 degrees (Celcius) on a summer day?? what is this, I don't even....
It sure as hell doesn't feel festive. There was more effort put into Halloween in-fact.
[QUOTE=Rong;26872011]It sure as hell doesn't feel festive. There was more effort put into Halloween in-fact.[/QUOTE] Technically, Valve didn't do jack shit this update. It's all Mr. Royzo's stuff.
[QUOTE=JustGman;26803348]I feel used. Valve is just using Christmas as a way to milk more money out of the community.[/QUOTE] Just like Wal-Mart and all those other superstores!
I don't understand what the fuck the update has to do with Australia... Most of the new items are medieval based. Is that just an excuse for not having any snow?
I was hoping Valve would do something more Christmasy with the update by making those festive keys be free in the store, be available by drops even.
[QUOTE=TacoMuffin;26872208]I don't understand what the fuck the update has to do with Australia... Most of the new items are medieval based. Is that just an excuse for not having any snow?[/QUOTE] It's an excuse for you having to buy shit.
[QUOTE=TacoMuffin;26872208]I don't understand what the fuck the update has to do with Australia... Most of the new items are medieval based. Is that just an excuse for not having any snow?[/QUOTE] Pretty much everything in TF2 is related to Australia in some way.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;26872329]Pretty much everything in TF2 is related to Australia in some way.[/QUOTE] But this update isn't, its all medieval stuff. Nothing to do with australia even.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;26818099]Because it's perfectly fine to talk about Hannukah and Ramadamadingdong, but mention the purpose of Easter and you've got a problem.[/QUOTE] Ramadamadingdong lol you almost got it right [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26822479]apparently cultural hegemony is a difficult concept for people to understand like it or not, christmas and cold weather are inextricably linked in the mind of the whole world making it "lol australian christmas so no snow" is pure laziness and gimmickry to make myself more clear, tf2 is built upon stereotypes: the characters, the locales, the theme and so on christmas has snow and cold weather as its stereotype. it is therefore conspicious in its absense from this update, and further betrays tf2's roots also the game is fucking set in the northern hemisphere[/QUOTE] i thought the game was set in australia
3 more days to Christmas. Perhaps they have something in store for us till then.
[QUOTE=Blackbird88;26803854]Not at all. Only winter stuff I see is crates and keys which I don't care for. Oh and also hats which I'm never going to get anyway.[/QUOTE] then why the hell do you criticize valve for shit you don't care for. it's extra, as in, FREE, every update so far has been FREE, and don't pull that mann co. shit on me because you can get EVERYTHING from the mann co. store for FREE by actually playing the damn game and not caring for hats or weapons or shit and just accepting that it's extra.
[QUOTE=Mnemosynaut;26832371]It's probably just some random kid model from some Valve modeler's portfolio that was modified to look TF2-ish. Anyway, I think I found a new hint about the upcoming Xmas Update Part 2... 4) [b]Old Nick's relation to the Sniper.[/b] If you look closely at Old Nick on the update page, you'll see he looks very similar to the Sniper, especially around the mouth and eyes. He probably even uses the same animations similar to how the HHH used the Demoman's animations. Since they are both Australian, there's even a good chance that they're related by blood. Think of it this way: the Sniper occasionally goes by the nickname "Ritzy Rick", right? And the Old Nick is named "Old Nick", right? Now I don't know about you, but where I'm from, most sons are named after their father either by rhyme or alliteration. For instance, my name is Jim, my dad's name is Bim and my grandfather's name was Crim. Since Old Nick is clearly Young Rick's biological father, it makes no sense for Valve to leave out such an important plot point from the story. This is definitive speculation that there will be another update on Friday featuring significantly more content than what we got last week. Get hyped, be excited, it's happening.[/QUOTE] I didn`t even realize that it wasn`t the sniper.
[QUOTE=TacoMuffin;26872468]But this update isn't, its all medieval stuff. Nothing to do with australia even.[/QUOTE] Nothing to do with real Australia, Everything to do with TF2 Australia. TF2's Australia doesn't make any sense at all, don't think too hard about it or you'll confuse yourself.
[QUOTE=Shounic;26837898]can i please have a fist and backscratcher?[/QUOTE] use the trading thread, fucking hell..
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