Soldier's rocket launcher and demoman's grenade/sticky launcher break law of physics

[brie_irl]

[QUOTE=gmaster;19103535]They store it by placing it through a portal that can move through the fourth dimension (time) and then they simply take the ammo out again from the exact point in time where they put it in.[/QUOTE]

The engie has a time machine because in meet the engineer he's playing a song from after 1968, so he must have used his time machine to get a portal gun and reverse engineered it to make it really, really small and efficient.

[editline]12:49PM[/editline]

Makes sense.

[Link_09]

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[QUOTE=Swimbound;19103738]Explain how one rocket launcher can hold 4 rockets at once.[/QUOTE]

Well technically since the density of the soldiers rocket launcher is not much, it gives it less mass.
Therefore, giving it more space to hold rockets
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE THREAD
:science:

[gmaster]

[QUOTE=Swimbound;19103738]Explain how one rocket launcher can hold 4 rockets at once.[/QUOTE]

It's mechanically designed to, much like a gun holds a clip:

Compartments one after the other, like so.

 _
|  \__________________________________
|  exhaustfumes====--------\____________||
|  |ROCKET||ROCKET||ROCKET||::ROCKET
|  _rocket____rocket___rocket_____loaded__|
/                |   |?/                                        
                 |__|^

[desertsniper]

[QUOTE=gmaster;19103908]

 _
|  \__________________________________
|  exhaustfumes====--------\____________||
|  |ROCKET||ROCKET||ROCKET||::ROCKET
|  _rocket____rocket___rocket_____loaded__|
/                |   |?/                                        
                 |__|^

[/QUOTE]

I came when i saw this.

[street wizard]

And one incendiary bullet can catch a person on fire.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19087621]Explain respawning.[/QUOTE]

TACTICUL RESPAWNARS. (Go play ut3)

[CrazyBaconLegs]

[QUOTE=Combine 177;19101330]Where heavy keeps his minigun?[/QUOTE]

You [highlight]really[/highlight] don't want to know.

[u mad]

Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｏｎｅ　ｆｉｔ　ａ　ｒｏｃｋｅｔ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａ　ｍｉｎｉｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｂａｒｒｅｌｅｄ　ｓｈｏｔｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｇｒｅｎａｄｅ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｆｌａｍｅｔｈｒｏｗｅｒ　ａｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｏｎｅ　ｂａｃｋｐａｃｋ？

[famasfanalt]

[QUOTE=KaIibos;19092891][img]http://www.videodetective.com/photos/582/024479_19.jpg[/img]

"That's [I]brown[/I] magic."[/QUOTE]

:3: i wuv you

[editline]10:20PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19094670]I dunno.
Where does the scout keep the sandman balls.[/QUOTE]

in his hand :downs:

[Smashman]

[QUOTE=u mad;19108890]Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｏｎｅ　ｆｉｔ　ａ　ｒｏｃｋｅｔ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａ　ｍｉｎｉｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｂａｒｒｅｌｅｄ　ｓｈｏｔｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｇｒｅｎａｄｅ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｆｌａｍｅｔｈｒｏｗｅｒ　ａｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｏｎｅ　ｂａｃｋｐａｃｋ？[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is this?
Stop acting like an idiot.

[CrazyBaconLegs]

[QUOTE=u mad;19108890]Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｏｎｅ　ｆｉｔ　ａ　ｒｏｃｋｅｔ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａ　ｍｉｎｉｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｂａｒｒｅｌｅｄ　ｓｈｏｔｇｕｎ，　ａ　ｇｒｅｎａｄｅ　ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｒ，　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｆｌａｍｅｔｈｒｏｗｅｒ　ａｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｏｎｅ　ｂａｃｋｐａｃｋ？[/QUOTE]

W h y d o y o u a l w a y s t a l k l i k e t h i s ?
I t i s k i n d o f a n n o y i n g a n d p o i n t l e s s .

[IRN Zombie]

Explain...

The meaning of playing 4 hours on a game to get several stupid weapons that have no use in the outside world other than bragging rights.

[Purple Magpie]

[QUOTE=poopiecrap;19106434]TACTICUL RESPAWNARS. (Go play ut3)[/QUOTE]

That was the stupidest fucking thing I had ever heard of in the UT universe.
They also could've done a fuck load better with the single player so it wasn't the same fucking gametypes in a so called 'storyline.' At least make it a Goddamned tournament like it's always been, or give the damned option. Or, shit, make some unique, linear levels for the actual storyline part. I don't give a shit if I've got to do some side 'missions' in normal gametype levels if I'm rewarded with interesting non-standard maps/levels occasionally.

/rant

[lolracoon]

[QUOTE=gmaster;19103633]hence the horrifically deformed heavy[/QUOTE]

So, does everyone in the TF2 universe have nanomachines in their bodies, or do only the mercenaries have them. If only the mercenaries have them, does that mean the heavy was a average man before he took up the job?