[QUOTE=Metaru;44034726]you're trying too hard to be funny and famous.
its not working, you're not even close to be neither.
you are the problem, and i am afraid you cant fix that. its simply that your stuff is completely generic and boring, and you're the only one who's aparently interested in doing so. of course, you're free to keep doing so, but we can help you and provide feedback for as long as technical issues goes, but we can't do anything about you being basically boring as fuck.[/QUOTE]
I'm speechless.
You started off by deleting everything I said and typed in "words", I think you might be trying too hard to be funny and famous there.
You probably didn't get that, do you know why?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GOD DAMN SENSE.
Trying too hard to be funny is someone who is rehearsing jokes and gimmicks to get a couple laughs, that was me coming up with songs I know off the top of my head and trying my hardest to sing them while matching it to the gameplay.
Trying too hard to be famous is probably the stupidest fucking thing I heard, at this point, i'm assuming you hate anything that involves similarity to someone who is mainstream, well let me tell you something, IT'S NOT CALLED TRYING TOO HARD TO BE FAMOUS, IT'S CALLED DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU ENJOY DOING IT.
Then you go onto say that i'm the problem, I can't fix it, i'm generic and boring, i'm also apparently the only one interested AND you're apparently wanting to provide further feedback for technical issues, but you can't do anything because i'm boring as fuck.
I'm really not even mad, i'm just dumbfounded that someone as opinionated as you can't form a single fucking line of criticism without bullshit and incoherent statements and then backing it up with more bullshit and incoherent statements.
When you're trying to offer people some advice, make sure you actually give them advice, not "you're trying too hard to be funny and famous" and then a rant about how much you hate it and then sneak in a line saying "we can help you and provide feedback for as long as technical issues goes" and then end it off with "basically boring as fuck."
I'm assuming your reply to this is, "Well it's criticism, if you can't take it, then don't ask for it."
What you said isn't criticism, that is you trying to say i'm worthless in the most offensive way possible without offering any fucking sort of solution or constructive criticism.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]I'm speechless.
You started off by deleting everything I said and typed in "words", I think you might be trying too hard to be funny and famous there.
You probably didn't get that, do you know why?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GOD DAMN SENSE.
Trying too hard to be funny is someone who is rehearsing jokes and gimmicks to get a couple laughs, that was me coming up with songs I know off the top of my head and trying my hardest to sing them while matching it to the gameplay.
Trying too hard to be famous is probably the stupidest fucking thing I heard, at this point, i'm assuming you hate anything that involves similarity to someone who is mainstream, well let me tell you something, IT'S NOT CALLED TRYING TOO HARD TO BE FAMOUS, IT'S CALLED DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU ENJOY DOING IT.
Then you go onto say that i'm the problem, I can't fix it, i'm generic and boring, i'm also apparently the only one interested AND you're apparently wanting to provide further feedback for technical issues, but you can't do anything because i'm boring as fuck.
I'm really not even mad, i'm just dumbfounded that someone as opinionated as you can't form a single fucking line of criticism without bullshit and incoherent statements and then backing it up with more bullshit and incoherent statements.
When you're trying to offer people some advice, make sure you actually give them advice, not "you're trying too hard to be funny and famous" and then a rant about how much you hate it and then sneak in a line saying "we can help you and provide feedback for as long as technical issues goes" and then end it off with "basically boring as fuck."
I'm assuming your reply to this is, "Well it's criticism, if you can't take it, then don't ask for it."
What you said isn't criticism, that is you trying to say i'm worthless in the most offensive way possible without offering any fucking sort of solution or constructive criticism.[/QUOTE]
I'm just going to say that facepunch is probably not the best place to come to when looking for criticism, and before anyone else replies to this, please don't start any more drama here
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]words[/QUOTE]
ask yourself if you would listen to 10 minutes of yourself singing
when you answer that you come back and tell me if you think you have a unique channel
this isn't even about you trying to be famous now, it's you [sp]convincing yourself you're funny[/sp]
[QUOTE=153x;44035295]I'm just going to say that facepunch is probably not the best place to come to when looking for criticism, and before anyone else replies to this, please don't start any more drama here[/QUOTE]
No I agree with you, I just felt like giving a piece of my mind, that's all. I was naive enough to think that asking for criticism meant getting criticism, it's the fucking internet, people just want to see other people react to stupid shit, and I reacted to it. Thank you for all those people on Facepunch who actually bothered helping me out, i'd love to return to comment on videos and whatnot, but judging by the hivemind mentality, most of my future posts will most likely be hated on mercilessly.
I guess it was all fun and games until you get called out for the dumbest reasons, and defending yourself is where that career ends.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]I'm speechless.
You started off by deleting everything I said and typed in "words", I think you might be trying too hard to be funny and famous there.
-words-[/QUOTE]
That's called snipping a quote. People here on FP use it to prevent unnecessary page stretching when replying to posts, and they assume everyone has seen and read the post they're replying to already.
Also Jesus Crust try to look elsewhere for people who like your style of video. Not everyone likes the same things. It's like using image macros where it's not liked, even though most other places like image macros. People will dislike you for it and say to go away.
Like I said, make SFM videos since you seem to already know how to use it
[editline]24th February 2014[/editline]
It will be a lot better than gameplay.
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;44035417]Like I said, make SFM videos since you seem to already know how to use it
[editline]24th February 2014[/editline]
It will be a lot better than gameplay.[/QUOTE]
i'm pretty sure someone else made his intro for him
Since its aparently personal, lets give you one final piece of feedback, hoping this time you'd get the point.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]I'm speechless.[/QUOTE]
I'm actually surprised.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
You started off by deleting everything I said and typed in "words", I think you might be trying too hard to be funny and famous there.
You probably didn't get that, do you know why?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GOD DAMN SENSE.[/QUOTE]
my fault then, i asumed you'd get it.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
Trying too hard to be funny is someone who is rehearsing jokes and gimmicks to get a couple laughs, that was me coming up with songs I know off the top of my head and trying my hardest to sing them while matching it to the gameplay.[/QUOTE]
been done countless times, all over the internet, myself included. nothing new.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
Trying too hard to be famous is probably the stupidest fucking thing I heard, at this point, i'm assuming you hate anything that involves similarity to someone who is mainstream, well let me tell you something, IT'S NOT CALLED TRYING TOO HARD TO BE FAMOUS, IT'S CALLED DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU ENJOY DOING IT.[/QUOTE]
I do a lot of things for the sake of fun. of all of them the ones related to tf2 involve stuff that varies from Casting matches, cosplay, fanart, a podcast, etc etc etc. I do enjoy doing them and i do not expect to provide anything in return, but i do realize that if i want to gather an audience and keep them interested in what i do, i need to have at least a degree of content that they can only get from me.
there are multiple podcasts about tf2, i'm not the only one doing cosplay about tf2 and i'm certainly not the only one doing fan art about tf2, but i don't go around trying to achieve recognition by simply "doing stuff". its not what you do, but what you can offer to others. recognition is not something you achieve, is something that builds upon time in return for the content you deliver(or more often onthe internet, just a lucky one time event that catapults you to stardom, wich eventually leads to either you proffiting from that attention or not)
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
Then you go onto say that i'm the problem, I can't fix it, i'm generic and boring, i'm also apparently the only one interested AND you're apparently wanting to provide further feedback for technical issues, but you can't do anything because i'm boring as fuck. [/QUOTE]
you came here the first time asking us to provide feedback about the development of your video. we sugested you(mind you, is always a sugestion and you should always take it as such) to reduce the time of your footage, edit it to showcase the best parts, remove the facecam and actually provide something that would boost the range of your audience by actually doing something that is funny TO EVERYONE. not just "your audience", since your goal here is obviously not doing something to amuse your friends or the people that knows you. we did that two or three times and you did so, in wich we did help you improve the production of your material.
however, unless we actually write you a script and tell you what to say, there is nothing we (me or anyone) can do about how YOU do your stuff. either you're funny in whatever way you do it, or you're not. thats how comedy works. not only you're not appealing to the majority, but also you really "force" -and by force i mean you REALLY overact and overreact like the worst slenderman gameplays out there- your gimmick, if anny, to the viewer in hopes that they will either laugh at your reactions(initially, thanks to the facecam) or to whatever random thing you could say. wich i'm pretty sure is nothign particualry new nor out of the box that anyone using voicechat hasn't heard before. your jokes are bad, your reactions are boring, and that basucally makes you, the center of your show, boring.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
I'm really not even mad, i'm just dumbfounded that someone as opinionated as you can't form a single fucking line of criticism without bullshit and incoherent statements and then backing it up with more bullshit and incoherent statements.
When you're trying to offer people some advice, make sure you actually give them advice, not "you're trying too hard to be funny and famous" and then a rant about how much you hate it and then sneak in a line saying "we can help you and provide feedback for as long as technical issues goes" and then end it off with "basically boring as fuck." [/QUOTE]
that might be true(i was rude, in all honestly), but after two times of watching the videos you posted and providing feedback as you requested you can't posibly expect me to like your stuff. you could blame it on me never liking this kind of stuff in general, but as far as feedback and "constructive criticism" goes, you are basically doing videos as we told you to do them.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]
I'm assuming your reply to this is, "Well it's criticism, if you can't take it, then don't ask for it."[/QUOTE]
I'm actually suprised that for once i agree with punchy, so given that he already took the short, effective answer, i decided to explain this point by poijnt so there is no kind of "wah wah wah people hates me" issue.
[QUOTE=TWStapler;44035215]What you said isn't criticism, that is you trying to say i'm worthless in the most offensive way possible without offering any fucking sort of solution or constructive criticism.[/QUOTE]
you're the one taking it personally and defensive. i never said you, internet person x, are worthless. i said that your video(aka your shit) is boring as fuck. because it is, to[I] me[/I].
[video=youtube;lSWUX3RY1os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWUX3RY1os[/video]
for Spanish class
[QUOTE=Matillion;44043033][video=youtube;lSWUX3RY1os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWUX3RY1os[/video]
for Spanish class[/QUOTE]
whyt.
[QUOTE=Matillion;44043033][video=youtube;lSWUX3RY1os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWUX3RY1os[/video]
for Spanish class[/QUOTE]
It's not "Es horrible, mi hombre", it's "Es horrible, amigo mío". And "me encantan los animales [I]para la vida[/I]" sounds pretty unnatural, we never say that.
Nitpicking aside, that was very funny, specially that accent. Please make more :v:
[QUOTE=Matillion;44043033][video=youtube;lSWUX3RY1os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWUX3RY1os[/video]
for Spanish class[/QUOTE]
You must have one hell of a Spanish class.
[QUOTE=Tinbe;44044581]You must have one hell of a Spanish class.[/QUOTE]
i'd love to be in a class where you can do things like that
mine is just learning how to say something and then having 3 tests about it
[QUOTE=Matillion;44043033][video=youtube;lSWUX3RY1os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWUX3RY1os[/video]
for Spanish class[/QUOTE]
i felt offended, would you please never say such things about my mother ever again.
[QUOTE=VeLlix;44053139][video=youtube;kJ47dvMK3wM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ47dvMK3wM[/video][/QUOTE]
I thought I saw that ending coming.
I didn't.
[QUOTE]This morning I witnessed a true miracle. As basic and simple as it is I love 2Fort and regularly play on it. Halfway into a particularly energetic and close match with 2 Intel Caps on each side a player joined Blu named "Jesus". No beard or cosmetics of any kind just a regular Scout.
I was on Red, and playing a Demoman. I had noticed a great deal of Blu entering through the sewers so I was continuously booby trapping the doorway. Just as I detonated and killed a pyro I saw Jesus run through the doorway. I accidentally switched to my grenade launcher which I had neglected to reload and thought "Well crap i'm done for". I set to reloading and awaiting a thorough blasting to my death.
Instead Jesus just used the Voice Command and said "No" again and again. He refused to shoot me. For whatever reason I felt compelled to watch him and see what's going on here. He continued to spam "No" "No" "No". A Blu Soldier rounded the corner and after firing 1 rocket he paused and looked on as well. From behind me, as I stood completely open a blu spy uncloaked and joined the crowd. Soon the Red players began arriving on the scene and after taking initial pot shots not one single person continued to fire.
Before long the entire Blu and Red team were gathered at the top of the Red sewer stairs around Jesus watching him deliver his "Sermon" in peace. It was a true miracle and it lasted the entire match before it came to a stalemate.
In the next round Jesus called us all homos and disconnected[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1z1so8/jesus_christ_came_to_our_game_of_2fort/[/url]
